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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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I've had 4 calls in the past 3 days from Indian scammers pretending to be from BT Open reach as my PC is infected.

My record for winding one up so far is 40 minutes. He was persistent.

Seriously though, has anyone else had any? My dad has had a few as well. It seems they're ramping up their scam activity.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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The advantages of not having a landline at all.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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The advantages of not having a landline at all.


:this:

I do get the occasional spammy call to my mobile but it's always 'Our records show you were in a recent car accident that wasn't your fault'. I used to be polite with them and tell them I've not owned a car in years.. then they said 'oh, maybe it's someone else at the same address'.. I tell them I live alone.. they say they'll update their records.. and that'd be the end of it. Now, I just hang up on them.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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I finally unplugged my landline phone after getting 8+ calls from "Microsoft" every fucking day. It did stop for a while after Gaz answered once (sexism) but then started up again.

I just get them on my mobile now instead :roll:

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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Wow, someone hit a lamppost and rolled their car right outside our house just before 9am. :S


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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No, the photo is just upside down

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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No, the photo is just upside down

Won't rotate until Grim…fixes it.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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No, the photo is just upside down

Won't rotate until Grim…fixes it.

Looks fine to me.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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Won't rotate until Grim…fixes it.

Looks fine to me.

Weird, must be caching then. But refreshing doesn't update for me. It's only been since you updated the forum but it's possible it may be coincidental.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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It's not server-side caching, or we'd see the same thing. Your local browser must have grabbed it.

Opening the image in a new window and then refreshing that will probably do it.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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It's not server-side caching, or we'd see the same thing. Your local browser must have grabbed it.

Opening the image in a new window and then refreshing that will probably do it.

Yeah that works, but not sure why it's started happening now.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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Spoke to the BT Openreach engineer outside who was blocking my driveway. Seemed to think they were ok.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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I don't think OpenReach are caching the image.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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ISPs totally cache things.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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(shh I was being funny twat)

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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Would Openreach qualify as the ISP?

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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(shh I was being funny twat)

Ok funny twat.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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Would Openreach qualify as the ISP?

Only in the same way the National Grid is your electricity supplier, I guess.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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Still smells like bacon around here.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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Were you fond of the lamp post?


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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Were you fond of the lamp post?

Indifferent at best. I guess it was illuminating though.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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Were you fond of the lamp post?


The local dogs were.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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Considering WPD, Openreach, the council lighting services and the police have all been here (and I'm assuming ambulance service too), looks like a lot of stuff was knocked out.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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Were you fond of the lamp post?


He went to watch it's flowers growin'

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It doesn't get much more exciting than this in Sherwood, I'll tell you that.

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See if they want some tea. It is cold out.

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Considering WPD, Openreach, the council lighting services and the police have all been here (and I'm assuming ambulance service too), looks like a lot of stuff was knocked out.

WPD?


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It doesn't get much more exciting than this in Sherwood, I'll tell you that.


At least they all went to the right road.


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Did it drop any good loot?

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Considering WPD, Openreach, the council lighting services and the police have all been here (and I'm assuming ambulance service too), looks like a lot of stuff was knocked out.

WPD?

Western Power Distribution. They purchased Central Networks from E.ON and run the distribution network in the East Midlands.

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See if they want some tea. It is cold out.

Cops can get their own fucking tea

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Police have gone now. Might offer the workmen a drink now. :DD

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The police were not offered a drink because myp is a Marxist and Earl gray is off the table as all proper tea is theft.

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The police were not offered a drink because myp is a Marxist and Earl gray is off the table as all proper tea is theft.

Amazingly this gets less funny the more you tell it

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The police were not offered a drink because myp is a Marxist and Earl gray is off the table as all proper tea is theft.

Amazingly this gets less funny the more you tell it


Police report finding a communist plot at Highgate Cemetary

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The police were not offered a drink because myp is a Marxist and Earl gray is off the table as all proper tea is theft.

Amazingly this gets less funny the more you tell it


Police report finding a communist plot at Highgate Cemetary

Something something dead joke

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The police were not offered a drink because myp is a Marxist and Earl gray is off the table as all proper tea is theft.

Amazingly this gets less funny the more you tell it


Police report finding a communist plot at Highgate Cemetary

Something something dead joke


Mate I am rattling through the hits, here.

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Why were Soviet citizens like Adam and Eve?

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:D / :'(

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