Bits and Bobs 49

Curiosity · **Posted:** Thu Mar 22, 2018 16:45

Trooper!

I knew the secret mafia couldn’t keep you hidden forever.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22270

Curiosity wrote:

Trooper!

I knew the secret mafia couldn’t keep you hidden forever.

It's taken me this long to write the next game...

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Thu Mar 22, 2018 18:54

Trooper wrote:

Curiosity wrote:

Trooper!

I knew the secret mafia couldn’t keep you hidden forever.

It's taken me this long to write the next game...

In!

myp · **Posted:** Thu Mar 22, 2018 18:57

I'm SEW in.

Get it?

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Mar 22, 2018 20:04

Lonewolves wrote:

I'm SEW in.

Get it?

No.

myp · **Posted:** Thu Mar 22, 2018 20:09

MaliA wrote:

Lonewolves wrote:

I'm SEW in.

Get it?

No.

Because I'm literally sewing a proper t-shirt

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

Lonewolves wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Lonewolves wrote:

I'm SEW in.

Get it?

No.

Because I'm literally sewing a proper t-shirt

Did you steal it? If not, it's not a proper tee

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14358

Lonewolves wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Lonewolves wrote:

I'm SEW in.

Get it?

No.

Because I'm literally sewing a proper t-shirt

You have received:

1 x grey t-shirt

Exchange for duplicate 30 BP.

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Mar 22, 2018 21:01

DavPaz wrote:

Lonewolves wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Lonewolves wrote:

I'm SEW in.

Get it?

No.

Because I'm literally sewing a proper t-shirt

Did you steal it? If not, it's not a proper tee

Brilliant!

myp · **Posted:** Thu Mar 22, 2018 21:05

MaliA wrote:

DavPaz wrote:

Lonewolves wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Lonewolves wrote:

I'm SEW in.

Get it?

No.

Because I'm literally sewing a proper t-shirt

Did you steal it? If not, it's not a proper tee

Brilliant!

Brilliant at explaining the joke, yes.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

Lonewolves wrote:

MaliA wrote:

DavPaz wrote:

Lonewolves wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Lonewolves wrote:

I'm SEW in.

Get it?

No.

Because I'm literally sewing a proper t-shirt

Did you steal it? If not, it's not a proper tee

Brilliant!

Brilliant at explaining the joke, yes.

It was the socialist thing to do

myp · **Posted:** Thu Mar 22, 2018 21:23

DavPaz wrote:

Lonewolves wrote:

MaliA wrote:

DavPaz wrote:

Lonewolves wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Lonewolves wrote:

I'm SEW in.

Get it?

No.

Because I'm literally sewing a proper t-shirt

Did you steal it? If not, it's not a proper tee

Brilliant!

Brilliant at explaining the joke, yes.

It was the socialist thing to do

Barging in taking someone's creation, changing it slightly and taking all the credit? Sounds more capitalist to me.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

Comrade, in socialist society, jokes are for us all.

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Mar 22, 2018 22:29

If I were to have been by the sea today, and taken a photo, Google might have stylised it like this. Which is pretty cool.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

I recognize that!

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22270

I'm just going to leave this here

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

DavPaz wrote:

I recognize that!

Cunard Building.

Pundabaya · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5016

There's no need to be rude.

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

Alright, I’ll say it in Liverpudlian then.

Kewnard Building.

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

When was the last time you defragged a hard drive?

TheVision · **Posted:** Mon Mar 26, 2018 8:57

Warhead wrote:

When was the last time you defragged a hard drive?

I do remember doing it but the more I think about it, the more I remember that I was in my old bedroom at my mom and dad's house so that's at least 10 years ago.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

TheVision wrote:

Warhead wrote:

When was the last time you defragged a hard drive?

I do remember doing it but the more I think about it, the more I remember that I was in my old bedroom at my mom and dad's house so that's at least 10 years ago.

Title.

But also, on Windows Vista when I tried a few times and it said 'nah, you don't need to do it, fragmentation is under 10%'.

So probably on Windows 98SE.

GazChap · **Posted:** Mon Mar 26, 2018 11:25

Warhead wrote:

When was the last time you defragged a hard drive?

I don't know about that, but the last time I fragmented a hard drive was when I shot one repeatedly with a .22LR rifle

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

Darwin has been bought three Easter eggs. We’ve never had Easter eggs before. In a kitchen the size of mine tgeyvare taking up a LOT of precious space.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

Mimi wrote:

Darwin has been bought three Easter eggs. We’ve never had Easter eggs before. In a kitchen the size of mine tgeyvare taking up a LOT of precious space.

There's a good way of reclaiming that space you know...

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

Can’t do that... they have his name iced on them for maximum guilt!

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6515

Lick the icing off first!

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Mar 26, 2018 16:05

If he can't read, you're golden.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

He can read his name. D’oh!! We should have foreseen this and taught him a different name.

devilman · **Posted:** Mon Mar 26, 2018 16:14

Mimi wrote:

Can’t do that... they have his name iced on them for maximum guilt!

Add 'from' above the name.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

JBR · **Joined:** 2nd Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 3214

Disappointed in forum. On verge of flouncing, in fact.

No one. NO ONE said "de frag the kitchen". Even "De-egg the kitchen" would have been acceptable.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

https://youtu.be/U9t-slLl30E
I know I'm several years behind the internet but Jesus that's just ace.

Kern · **Posted:** Wed Mar 28, 2018 8:17

Happy Birthday NervousPete!

Giphy "photograph":
https://media3.giphy.com/media/l3vQYf7vSbZUHWDAc/giphy-loop.mp4

devilman · **Posted:** Wed Mar 28, 2018 8:54

And to Curiosity too.

Giphy "curiosity":
https://media1.giphy.com/media/Zdd2TF8y6vHDW/giphy-loop.mp4

Kern · **Posted:** Wed Mar 28, 2018 8:55

Happy Birthday Curio!

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

Happy birthday both!

Giphy "both":
https://media0.giphy.com/media/3o6Zt1gxfuimNAgjra/giphy-loop.mp4

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Mar 28, 2018 9:22

Happy birthdays!

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14358

Further birthday wishes to those with birthdays on this day! Except Scott Mills, something about him aggressively rubs me up the wrong way.

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Mar 28, 2018 9:38

[url=Yobs_cut_canal_boat_s_mooring_ropes_while_couple_were_asleep_onboard]Idle yobs busy[/url]

Jem · **Posted:** Wed Mar 28, 2018 9:44

Happy birthday birthday people!

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Mar 28, 2018 9:45

Satsuma wrote:

Further birthday wishes to those with birthdays on this day! Except Scott Mills, something about him aggressively rubs me up the wrong way.

Homophobe.

DBSnappa · **Posted:** Wed Mar 28, 2018 11:31

Happy Birthday Guys

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14358

DBSnappa wrote:

Happy Birthday Guys

Homophobe.

No, hang on, I read that wrong.

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

Happy birthday Pete slash Curio.

On a different subject, I think someone must have stuck a poster on my van saying, 'Drivers, please drive like a complete twat when in the vicinity of this vehicle today, particularly in Manchester.'

devilman · **Posted:** Wed Mar 28, 2018 15:34

Had a handful of old tape games delivered today, despite not having any of the hardware to play them (I blame the nostalgia of wanting the speccy version of Out Run with its audio tape). I like how Blade Runner was based on the film... score.

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Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14358

Is that one of those big chunky plastic tape covers? I bet it smells great. I used to have, erm, god, I’ve gone blank, that one where you’re a ball bouncing into the screen and the different coloured tiles do speed ups and bounces and whatnot. I want to say, trailblazer or zonerunner. Anyway, oh yeah, the point: it came in a chunky black plastic case.

Story fin.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

Trailblazer

devilman · **Posted:** Wed Mar 28, 2018 15:46

I loved Trailblazer, and quite a lot of other stuff Gremlin did at the time. The Blade Runner case isn't that big though - other pic for scale -

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Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

Satsuma wrote:

DBSnappa wrote:

Happy Birthday Guys

Homophobe.

No, hang on, I read that wrong.

It sounds kinda the same.

Homophone.

Be Excellent To Each Other

Bits and Bobs 49
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