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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
PostPosted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 14:27 
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I bet MrsA told her to throw the contest.

‘Look, make sure you only collect two or three eggs and that other girl finds all the others and I’ll buy you that toy you want and you can have chocolate for dinner every day this week’.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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MrsA doesn't understand the wealth creating properties of ceramic chickens. We had a small one, now, we have a big one. It works.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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Are they breeding?

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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No, because I still have one.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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No, because I still have one.

I'm not sure you understand how breeding works, given that MrsA exists.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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I can see next year’s headline:

“Enigmatic northerner* crushed to death under giant ceramic chicken”

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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Happy birthday, Snappy!!! xxx

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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Thanks chaps. Had an excellent day. Feeling slightly secondhand right now...

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How old does something secondhand have to be until it can be classed as an antique?

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Did not get new job... the search continues.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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Did not get new job... the search continues.

:( You'll get there. :)

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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Did not get new job... the search continues.

:( You'll get there. :)


I need to. I nearly punched a customer. A very annoying yank. Might take a few days off

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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Did not get new job... the search continues.

:( You'll get there. :)


I need to. I nearly punched a customer. A very annoying yank. Might take a few days off

Leaving that company was the best thing I did even if I end up destitute.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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Ah. Thursday. It's snowing. Still. Great.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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After high winds last night there is a wolf loose in my area

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-berkshire-42730984

It's chipped so it's been tracked by helicopter whilst lots of experts assess how hard it is to shoot a wolf with a tranquilizer gun.

When I say area its maybe 20 miles as the crow flies :)

**UPDATE they have now caught wolf and it's on a dog lead!


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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My mother’s garden has acquired two new gazebos and a tree last night. One gazebo and the tree are from next door, but she hasn’t found out where the second gazebo is from.

This is the view from her kitchen.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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After high winds last night there is a wolf loose in my area

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-berkshire-42730984

It's chipped so it's been tracked by helicopter whilst lots of experts assess how hard it is to shoot a wolf with a tranquilizer gun.

When I say area its maybe 20 miles as the crow flies :)

**UPDATE they have now caught wolf and it's on a dog lead!


I have been about 3 foot away from that Wolf. I took my wolf-crazy daughter to the sanctuary late last year. I wouldn't fuck with them.

They used to offer walking with wolves but now they are getting older they are more likely to eat your face off so there's not much chance of that happening until they rescue some more.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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When I took our daughter to the zoo to see the wolves she wasn't having any of it. "No daddy those are NOT wolves they're just dogs". I think that stories had built her expectations up a bit too much.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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she hasn’t found out where the second gazebo is from.

When a mummy gazebo and a daddy gazebo love each other very much...


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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Ah. Thursday. It's snowing. Still. Great.


No it’s not. That appears to be rain. There’s no sign of snow anywhere in that picture.

I’m in Glasgow this week and I’ve seen plenty of it.

Keeping my fingers crossed that the M74 is clear for my drive home tomorrow, after all those cars getting stuck overnight earlier in the week.


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Blimey, this is good. Swimmers rescued by drone.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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I've started re-watching Friends from the beginning. Holy shit it's still funny. Thanks Netflix!

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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I've started re-watching Friends from the beginning. Holy shit it's still funny. Thanks Netflix!


I've been doing the same too, although I hadn't seen all the episodes before, so plenty of it is new to me. When it's funny, it's very funny. There is plenty of jarring stuff though where the jokes really haven't aged well. I think the best/worst example is when Joey helps another bloke with his ballroom dancing and Monica asks if Joey is gay yet.

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