I think I know who the weak link is in that partnership.
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| Author: | MaliA [ Mon Mar 26, 2018 13:30 ] |
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Most of the time it goes like this: There's the alarm should shoot it with silenced sniper gun. Shit, missed. Ah balls he is going to press it. Ah. He pressed it. Run run ok molotov out and away to my left and let's start the dakka dakka. Where the fuck did that bear come from? What exploded? Dakka dakka shit that bear is back dakka dakka base clear! Wait! Theres a fucking bear here come here murder mittens now die! Dakka dakka dakka But the three step description is far cooler. |
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| Author: | Satsuma [ Mon Mar 26, 2018 15:03 ] |
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In FC5 bear fwend. Send in the attack bear! |
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| Author: | Findus Fop [ Mon Mar 26, 2018 15:10 ] |
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This article suggests you should upskill your beast handling skills first and foremost. I think having any kind of NPC compadre would be more of a ballache than anything, but I'd imagine plenty would enjoy having their own personal attack bear. |
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| Author: | Doctor Glyndwr [ Mon Mar 26, 2018 15:54 ] |
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I am 1000% about the dog. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Mon Mar 26, 2018 16:00 ] |
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Title? |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Mon Mar 26, 2018 16:06 ] |
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Animal sidekick? Huh. Not over the moon about that |
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| Author: | Cras [ Mon Mar 26, 2018 16:14 ] |
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I hope you can have a duck. |
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| Author: | Satsuma [ Mon Mar 26, 2018 16:16 ] |
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MaliA wrote: Animal sidekick? Huh. Not over the moon about that There’s something like 9 different side kicks from dog, bear and sabrewulf to dude with gun and woman with gun. Plus you can pick up more fellas along the way to form your own gang of redecks. And bear. |
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| Author: | myp [ Mon Mar 26, 2018 16:18 ] |
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I'm not sure I could |
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| Author: | myp [ Mon Mar 26, 2018 16:18 ] |
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wait for it |
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| Author: | myp [ Mon Mar 26, 2018 16:18 ] |
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bear it |
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| Author: | myp [ Mon Mar 26, 2018 16:18 ] |
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Fucking page break |
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| Author: | Doctor Glyndwr [ Mon Mar 26, 2018 16:19 ] |
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Lonewolves wrote: Fucking page break Right, coz without the pagebreak that would have been a masterpiece of humour. |
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| Author: | Cras [ Mon Mar 26, 2018 16:20 ] |
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Lonewolves wrote: Fucking page break Nobody has ever deserved a page break more. |
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| Author: | myp [ Mon Mar 26, 2018 16:33 ] |
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It kind of makes it. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Mon Mar 26, 2018 16:39 ] |
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The Big pause gave it away |
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| Author: | myp [ Mon Mar 26, 2018 16:40 ] |
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MaliA wrote: The Big pause gave it away I posted them all within seconds of each other. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Mon Mar 26, 2018 16:40 ] |
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Big paws |
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| Author: | myp [ Mon Mar 26, 2018 16:42 ] |
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I don't get it. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Mon Mar 26, 2018 16:45 ] |
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Christ, I even typed it slowly so you could keep up |
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| Author: | myp [ Mon Mar 26, 2018 16:56 ] |
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It's way too easy to make Mali explain his own jokes. |
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| Author: | Pundabaya [ Mon Mar 26, 2018 17:08 ] |
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Hang on, hang on, big paws like on russian bear, because Myp is communist! Hahahaha..oh. Am I doing it right? |
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| Author: | Mr Dave [ Mon Mar 26, 2018 20:08 ] |
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Cras wrote: I hope you can have a duck. That would make it require an 18 certificate |
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| Author: | Pundabaya [ Wed Mar 28, 2018 1:12 ] |
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Well, I'm enjoying it so far, and Boomer is a very good boy, yes he is! |
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| Author: | Cras [ Wed Mar 28, 2018 9:42 ] |
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It's thoroughly brilliant, and thoroughly Far Cry. |
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| Author: | markg [ Wed Mar 28, 2018 11:14 ] |
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It is and it's awesome. |
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| Author: | Satsuma [ Wed Mar 28, 2018 11:19 ] |
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I’ve heard the AI is dumb as shit. What’s the general consensus? Anyone who has played it - what’s the enemy types here for bases? Don’t tell me it’s just grunts and heavies? What you peeps saying? |
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| Author: | Findus Fop [ Wed Mar 28, 2018 11:21 ] |
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Every review I've read has criticised it for being tonally all over the place and that it tries to make deeper statements than the writing is capable of. Which is every Far Cry ever so seems an odd complaint to level at FC5. I loved FC3 and 4 in spite of the writing and characters, not because of them. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Wed Mar 28, 2018 11:26 ] |
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Findus Fop wrote: Which is every Far Cry ever so seems an odd complaint to level at FC5. Because the marketing went on and on and on about the statements it was going to make. |
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| Author: | Findus Fop [ Wed Mar 28, 2018 11:30 ] |
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Grim... wrote: Findus Fop wrote: Which is every Far Cry ever so seems an odd complaint to level at FC5. Because the marketing went on and on and on about the statements it was going to make. Ah, I hadn't paid too much attention to that. Fair enough. I always felt the series has had ideas above its station in terms of social commentary and player agency. The writing has generally been piss poor aside from Vaas and Min. The gameplay was enjoyable enough to let it slide. But if they've tried to hitch their wagon more formally to being Something Important, then those criticisms are more valid. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Wed Mar 28, 2018 11:31 ] |
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Grim... wrote: Findus Fop wrote: Which is every Far Cry ever so seems an odd complaint to level at FC5. Because the marketing went on and on and on about the statements it was going to make. https://www.beexcellenttoeachother.com/ ... 42#p895742 |
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| Author: | markg [ Wed Mar 28, 2018 11:33 ] |
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Grim... wrote: Findus Fop wrote: Which is every Far Cry ever so seems an odd complaint to level at FC5. Because the marketing went on and on and on about the statements it was going to make. Did it though or did the gaming press just leap to conclusions when they saw the setting? Anyway I definitely wasn't expecting to be ruminating on politics whilst playing it. |
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| Author: | Cras [ Wed Mar 28, 2018 11:37 ] |
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Satsuma wrote: I’ve heard the AI is dumb as shit. What’s the general consensus? Anyone who has played it - what’s the enemy types here for bases? Don’t tell me it’s just grunts and heavies? What you peeps saying? They can't drive for shit, but tactically they seem decent. Plenty of taking cover. I'm early on, but there's been a decent mix so far. They're less easily classified than earlier games because they don't just have one character model per type, but there's drugged up melee nutters, grunts, flamethrower dudes, snipers so far. |
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| Author: | Cras [ Wed Mar 28, 2018 11:38 ] |
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Pro tip - don't run over a guy with a flamethrower in a tractor. |
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| Author: | Cras [ Wed Mar 28, 2018 11:38 ] |
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Grim... wrote: Findus Fop wrote: Which is every Far Cry ever so seems an odd complaint to level at FC5. Because the marketing went on and on and on about the statements it was going to make. "Fundies be whack, yo" is about as deep as it has got so far. |
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| Author: | Doctor Glyndwr [ Wed Mar 28, 2018 11:43 ] |
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Cras wrote: Pro tip - don't run over a guy with a flamethrower in a tractor. Video is incoming |
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| Author: | Doctor Glyndwr [ Wed Mar 28, 2018 11:46 ] |
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Video is here! |
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| Author: | Satsuma [ Wed Mar 28, 2018 11:52 ] |
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I think I know who the weak link is in that partnership.
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| Author: | Doctor Glyndwr [ Wed Mar 28, 2018 11:56 ] |
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Satsuma wrote: I think I know who the weak link is in that partnership. Fuck me sideways, I had to get him up off the floor a lot. Not captured: the stealthy approach to a big base crawling with troops where I parked some way back and climbed a rock to recon and Craster drove his truck through the gate, then handbrake-turned and rolled it clean over in direct sight of a solid dozen or so of the Bad Men. |
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| Author: | Cras [ Wed Mar 28, 2018 12:03 ] |
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I hadn't realised we'd arrived. Then mortars started falling. |
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| Author: | myp [ Wed Mar 28, 2018 12:04 ] |
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Amazing! |
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| Author: | Doctor Glyndwr [ Wed Mar 28, 2018 12:05 ] |
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Not captured: the time I pulled off a beautful 50m bow-and-arrow headshot.... on a hostage. That was amazing. Craster was running up shouting "don't worry fren, now you are free!" and then his face sprouted an arrow and I said "did you see that shot!" and Craster said "yes, about that..." and my screen said DON'T KILL INNOCENTS YOU BUFFOON. |
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| Author: | Cras [ Thu Mar 29, 2018 1:56 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Far Cry 5 |
Now I have a cougar and a bear. Excellent. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Thu Mar 29, 2018 6:52 ] |
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Cras wrote: Now I have a cougar and a bear. Excellent. 
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| Author: | Grim... [ Thu Mar 29, 2018 7:05 ] |
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Cras wrote: Now I have a cougar and a bear. Excellent. An interesting threesome. |
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| Author: | Doctor Glyndwr [ Fri Mar 30, 2018 17:37 ] |
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Holy shit, John Seed is voiced by Detective Ryan from Castle! |
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| Author: | Doctor Glyndwr [ Sun Apr 01, 2018 22:23 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Far Cry 5 |
Tons of funny moments and amusing glitches. No spoilers. |
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| Author: | Doctor Glyndwr [ Mon Apr 02, 2018 22:02 ] |
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This is really, really good. |
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| Author: | Pundabaya [ Wed Apr 04, 2018 0:54 ] |
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Pro-tip: get the perk that allows you to air-drop above a place instead of fast travelling and wing suit from there. Fastest way to get to out-of-the-way places. |
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| Author: | Satsuma [ Mon Jan 07, 2019 18:19 ] |
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I’ve started this. Seems alright after about an hour although I’d have taken lower resolution and a higher frame rate over this native 4K guff. But blow me the effect when you go from inside to outside is really fucking aggressive. |
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