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And the it gets FUCKING EATED.

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Cows are a biological machine that converts grass into steak. It's basically alchemy.

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Cows are a biological machine that converts grass into steak. It's basically alchemy.


Do not side with the cows

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 Post subject: Re: MeatUp Festival 2017
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Fuck. Who's going to tell him?

That Craster enjoys tongueing cows?

That the menu may not be entirely serious...

Oh. That's disappointing

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Fuck. Who's going to tell him?

That Craster enjoys tongueing cows?

That the menu may not be entirely serious...

Oh. That's disappointing


The actual food list is accurate. The wildly overblown descriptions, dairylea slices on absolutely everything, random totally out of place accents on letters, and totally unnecessary random blot of Chinese are not.

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 Post subject: Re: MeatUp Festival 2017
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Fuck. Who's going to tell him?

That Craster enjoys tongueing cows?

That the menu may not be entirely serious...

Then you assume he already knows that Craster enjoys tongueing cows?


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 Post subject: Re: MeatUp Festival 2017
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The actual food list is accurate. The wildly overblown descriptions, dairylea slices on absolutely everything, random totally out of place accents on letters, and totally unnecessary random blot of Chinese are not.


I did start to think you were taking the piss with the dairylea slices on everything TBH :)


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 Post subject: Re: MeatUp Festival 2017
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Honestly, the lamb and seafood sounded much more suspicious to me.


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 Post subject: Re: MeatUp Festival 2017
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Some meat.


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 Post subject: Re: MeatUp Festival 2017
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Bad news, all:

The full current range of Borgo Brewing's selection will be available for samplings. Watergate, 3C and Afterburner.

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 Post subject: Re: MeatUp Festival 2017
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Some meat.


Do you use Turner and George a lot? Are they any good?

Some interesting meat there!


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The full current range of Borgo Brewing's selection will be available for samplings. Watergate, 3C and Afterburner.


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Some meat.


Do you use Turner and George a lot? Are they any good?

Some interesting meat there!


Yeah, I do. They're excellent - but they aren't cheap.

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 Post subject: Re: MeatUp Festival 2017
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Still got enough floorspace for me to squeeze in?


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Still got enough floorspace for me to squeeze in?

As always, Mr Jones, I'll find a dark little hole for you to squeeze into.

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Still got enough floorspace for me to squeeze in?

As always, Mr Jones, I'll find a dark little hole for you to squeeze into.

Can't remember if you said we could have a bed or just a place on the floor. It was in Sam's room. Plz confirm.

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 Post subject: Re: MeatUp Festival 2017
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Some meat.


Do you use Turner and George a lot? Are they any good?

Some interesting meat there!


Yeah, I do. They're excellent - but they aren't cheap.


I get my meat from a local Butcher is Ascot and also from here

https://www.farmison.com/our-meat/beef/ ... llet-steak

Farmison is more expensive (on the 3 types of Steak I compared) than Turner and George!

Have you tried any of this Old Cow that is popping up for sale?

I always thought that older Dairy cows went to burgers\TV dinners\ Dog food??

Now their meat is marketed as some delicacy and costs twice as much as beef from meat cows!?


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Still got enough floorspace for me to squeeze in?

As always, Mr Jones, I'll find a dark little hole for you to squeeze into.

Can't remember if you said we could have a bed or just a place on the floor. It was in Sam's room. Plz confirm.


A bed, sir.

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Still got enough floorspace for me to squeeze in?

As always, Mr Jones, I'll find a dark little hole for you to squeeze into.

Can't remember if you said we could have a bed or just a place on the floor. It was in Sam's room. Plz confirm.


A bed, sir.

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Have a good weekend, gutted i can't be there..

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Have a good weekend, gutted i can't be there..


You could.....

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Still got enough floorspace for me to squeeze in?

As always, Mr Jones, I'll find a dark little hole for you to squeeze into.

Can't remember if you said we could have a bed or just a place on the floor. It was in Sam's room. Plz confirm.


A bed, sir.

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Still got enough floorspace for me to squeeze in?

As always, Mr Jones, I'll find a dark little hole for you to squeeze into.

It can't still be a little hole, surely?

I have bunged you some money, but my board email and my PayPal one are different, so apologies if that fucks anything up.


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Ooh, looking forward to this, with luck will arrive early afternoon. Will I need a sleeping bag, kindly most excellent Mr Grim? I assume yes. Will be making a rucksack beer-run to the Waitrose too.

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Guys, Uncle Mali's got your stuff sorted. 3kg baked sugar goods.


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Anyone who brings bedding will be treated to a crisp high five.

And numb fingers for 45 minutes to an hour


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Anyone who brings bedding will be treated to a crisp high five.

And numb fingers for 45 minutes to an hour


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I have a lemon cheesecake in progress...

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If folks have folding chairs handy, do bring them, especially if you like sitting.

Equally, on the off chance anyone's going near a supermarket, if they have fresh jalapeños, please get some. Ta!

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Equally, on the off chance anyone's going near a supermarket, if they have fresh jalapeños, please get some. Ta!


Prediction: we end up with more jalapeños than could be eaten in a life time.


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Has anyone tried the crispy jalapeños at err.. I think it's Hungry Horse chain pubs? They are surprisingly nice. (Battered sliced jalapeños basically)

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Equally, on the off chance anyone's going near a supermarket, if they have fresh jalapeños, please get some. Ta!


Prediction: we end up with more jalapeños than could be eaten in a life time.


We've just taste-tested the smoked jalapeño poppers. Challenge fucking accepted.

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Equally, on the off chance anyone's going near a supermarket, if they have fresh jalapeños, please get some. Ta!


Prediction: we end up with more jalapeños than could be eaten in a life time.


We've just taste-tested the smoked jalapeño poppers. Challenge fucking accepted.

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It's nice you have a pet name for Craster.

He's nowhere near as sharp.

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