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 Post subject: Re: Food & cooking
PostPosted: Thu May 06, 2021 15:49 
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I bought an airfryer this week, and very much want to see what it can do with tofu

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 Post subject: Re: Food & cooking
PostPosted: Thu May 06, 2021 15:59 
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Ooh, please do tell if you experiment. I have considered one of those but have been holding off because of kitchen size. I could definitely get one if it was worthwhile, though, as we now have a tabletop oven I’d be happy to lose.

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 Post subject: Re: Food & cooking
PostPosted: Tue May 18, 2021 15:37 
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Jem's throwing a little shindig in the garden this Friday and I've said I'll try and do some food for it on the smoker.

I now have a pork butt sat on the kitchen worktop that is sufficiently large enough that our kitchen scales refuse to measure it (~6kg), and suddenly I'm wondering if I've bitten off more than I can chew ;)

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 Post subject: Re: Food & cooking
PostPosted: Tue May 18, 2021 16:16 
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I bought an airfryer this week, and very much want to see what it can do with tofu

Did it kill you?

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 Post subject: Re: Food & cooking
PostPosted: Tue May 18, 2021 16:18 
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Jem's throwing a little shindig in the garden this Friday and I've said I'll try and do some food for it on the smoker.

I now have a pork butt sat on the kitchen worktop that is sufficiently large enough that our kitchen scales refuse to measure it (~6kg), and suddenly I'm wondering if I've bitten off more than I can chew ;)

I would strongly consider doing it the day before. Pork is a dickhole and doesn't care about your timings.

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 Post subject: Re: Food & cooking
PostPosted: Tue May 18, 2021 18:34 
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Concur - a 6kg pork butt can easily go 20 hours if it feels like it

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 Post subject: Re: Food & cooking
PostPosted: Tue May 18, 2021 18:35 
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I don't like the idea of a 6kg pork butt dickhole


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 Post subject: Re: Food & cooking
PostPosted: Tue May 18, 2021 20:00 
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Yeah, I was gonna start it off on the Wednesday evening, although I'm at the office all day Thursday which isn't ideal.

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 Post subject: Re: Food & cooking
PostPosted: Wed May 19, 2021 0:05 
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What charcoal are you using? Heat beads will get you 5-6 hours between top ups but that won't get you through a day at the office

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 Post subject: Re: Food & cooking
PostPosted: Wed May 19, 2021 0:29 
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Also you're at risk of disrespecting the pork, which won't go well for you

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 Post subject: Re: Food & cooking
PostPosted: Wed May 19, 2021 7:44 
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So if it can take over 20hrs and the charcoal won’t last 5hrs, do you have to keep getting up in the night to take care of it?

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 Post subject: Re: Food & cooking
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Yup

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 Post subject: Re: Food & cooking
PostPosted: Wed May 19, 2021 8:23 
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I can’t imagine getting up in the middle of the night to tend to food. It’s like my friend keeps trying to convince me to take on a sour dough starter, but having to feed my food sounds like a massive faff. Since when did food become more demanding than a toddler? :D

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 Post subject: Re: Food & cooking
PostPosted: Wed May 19, 2021 9:10 
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Yeah, fuck that noise in the pork butt hole.

I have admiration for those with the patience and commitment to such things, but I need my cooking much less demanding than that.


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 Post subject: Re: Food & cooking
PostPosted: Wed May 19, 2021 9:16 
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What charcoal are you using? Heat beads will get you 5-6 hours between top ups but that won't get you through a day at the office

I'm using heat beads. I seem to get a lot longer than 5-6 hours out of them, though - the last cook I did with the brisket and pork was nearly a full 12 hours and I didn't need to top it up, and I still had quite a few briquettes at the end that were barely used.

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 Post subject: Re: Food & cooking
PostPosted: Wed May 19, 2021 9:50 
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If you think they'll last it, fair enough. The other consideration is the water pan emptying but I guess it's pretty big in the WSM

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 Post subject: Re: Food & cooking
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Yeah, the water pan was probably just reaching "needs a topup" state when I took everything off last time.

Thing I'm more worried about is that, being at the office, I won't be able to monitor temps so I'll have to keep pestering Jem.

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 Post subject: Re: Food & cooking
PostPosted: Wed May 19, 2021 10:14 
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Take it to work.

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 Post subject: Re: Food & cooking
PostPosted: Wed May 19, 2021 10:17 
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buy a remote thermometer
setup a webcam
take the joint round to to a "yes chef" and pick it up a day later when it's done
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 Post subject: Re: Food & cooking
PostPosted: Wed May 19, 2021 10:18 
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Just say "sod it" and microwave it instead.


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 Post subject: Re: Food & cooking
PostPosted: Wed May 19, 2021 10:23 
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Cut it into small bits and fry it.

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 Post subject: Re: Food & cooking
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If you think they'll last it, fair enough. The other consideration is the water pan emptying but I guess it's pretty big in the WSM

Wogans Srouser Mulge?

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 Post subject: Re: Food & cooking
PostPosted: Wed May 19, 2021 10:27 
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Trooper wrote:
buy a remote thermometer
setup a webcam

Considered these two. Either way involves spending about £100 which I don't really have :P

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 Post subject: Re: Food & cooking
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If you think they'll last it, fair enough. The other consideration is the water pan emptying but I guess it's pretty big in the WSM

Wogans Srouser Mulge?


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 Post subject: Re: Food & cooking
PostPosted: Wed May 19, 2021 11:10 
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GazChap wrote:
Trooper wrote:
buy a remote thermometer
setup a webcam

Considered these two. Either way involves spending about £100 which I don't really have :P


Also you still can't do anything about it without calling in Jem if the thermometer says bad things :)

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 Post subject: Re: Food & cooking
PostPosted: Wed May 19, 2021 11:19 
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Yeah, that too, heheh.

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 Post subject: Re: Food & cooking
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GazChap wrote:
Trooper wrote:
buy a remote thermometer
setup a webcam

Considered these two. Either way involves spending about £100 which I don't really have :P


Also you still can't do anything about it without calling in Jem if the thermometer says bad things :)

What? Like, "Ooooooo, it's a bit hot in here, stupid."

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 Post subject: Re: Food & cooking
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That's if you get the Barbara Windsor model, yes

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 Post subject: Re: Food & cooking
PostPosted: Thu May 20, 2021 17:57 
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Pork went on at 4pm - a little later than I would have liked, but couldn't get back from the office any earlier really.

The weather's turned into an absolute shitheap of course - I knew it was going to be wet and rainy, but the wind's picking up too which (from everything I've read) more of a concern when it comes to temperature regulation.

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 Post subject: Re: Food & cooking
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Just taken it off to rest, about 16.5 hours in. Quicker than expected, probably because I had some difficulty keeping the temperature at the lower end overnight. Hopefully will still all be OK!

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 Post subject: Re: Food & cooking
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Did some boerewors yesterday - bloody nice stuff.

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Anthropologists go on about the Stone Age and the Bronze age and shit but they seriously gloss over the importance to human development of the Sausage Age

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Anthropologists go on about the Stone Age and the Bronze age and shit but they seriously gloss over the importance to human development of the Sausage Age


The Saus Age.


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Anthropologists go on about the Stone Age and the Bronze age and shit but they seriously gloss over the importance to human development of the Sausage Age


The Saus Age.

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When adjusting the vents underneath your BBQ grill I can recommend not getting raging hot blobs of sticky residue on your thumb.

Nice deep divot it was, until it started puffing up.


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