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| Author: | Zardoz [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 12:02 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 48 |
I have broadband! It might be the previous owners service... but it works. |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 12:03 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 48 |
There are switches and wires in this house that do nothing. Or perhaps, worryingly, do something I'm unaware of. I don't know where anything is. So tired. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 12:04 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 48 |
Check that all the trip switches are turned on. |
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| Author: | devilman [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 12:05 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 48 |
Zardoz wrote: There are switches and wires in this house that do nothing. Or perhaps, worryingly, do something I'm unaware of. Can you just flip that third switch again? We've lost the video feed of you. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 12:08 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 48 |
Zardoz wrote: There are switches and wires in this house that do nothing. Or perhaps, worryingly, do something I'm unaware of. I don't know where anything is. So tired. You live with Joans? |
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| Author: | Satsuma [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 12:13 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 48 |
Technopub toilets are awesome! What are the crappers like though? I don't fancy dropping a load atop a barrel. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 12:17 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 48 |
Satsuma wrote: Technopub toilets are awesome! What are the crappers like though? I don't fancy dropping a load atop a barrel. Just normal toilets. |
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| Author: | TheVision [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 12:19 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 48 |
I'm imagining Zardoz switching all his switches with a blank look on his face.. Meanwhile, somewhere else in the country, Joans loft is lighting up like the Blackpool illuminations. |
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| Author: | Dr Zoidberg [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 12:19 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 48 |
That's a relief |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 12:34 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 48 |
I've got a down stairs shitter! I could potentially now, with the aid of two mirrors, play Killing Floor 2 whilst curling one out. |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 12:34 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 48 |
Grim... wrote: Satsuma wrote: Technopub toilets are awesome! What are the crappers like though? I don't fancy dropping a load atop a barrel. Just normal toilets. But you wipe your arse with wire wool. |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 12:52 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 48 |
Unusal toilets, is it? Attachment: IMG_20170317_191807.jpg The Shankly Hotel, Liverpool |
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| Author: | Dr Zoidberg [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 12:55 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 48 |
Having the handle leaning foreword is a recipe for messy splashback. |
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| Author: | Malc [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 13:06 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 48 |
Our toilets have 2 cubicles, 2 urinals, 3 sinks and 2 hand driers. The 2 urinals are so close to each other, that even if Mr Dave was using one of them, there would not be space for a 2nd person... |
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| Author: | Satsuma [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 13:26 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 48 |
I should get some sturdy handles either side of my toilet for those difficult twosies. |
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| Author: | TheVision [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 13:32 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 48 |
Satsuma wrote: I should get some sturdy handles either side of my toilet for those difficult twosies. You could get Zardoz to come and hold your hand. |
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| Author: | Cras [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 13:46 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 48 |
Malc wrote: Our toilets have 2 cubicles, 2 urinals, 3 sinks and 2 hand driers. The 2 urinals are so close to each other, that even if Mr Dave was using one of them, there would not be space for a 2nd person... Doesn't matter how close they are, if there's two urinals there's one urinal |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 13:47 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 48 |
What if they're seperated by a little wall? |
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| Author: | Cras [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 13:49 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 48 |
Ah, little walls count as an extra in-between urinal |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 13:49 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 48 |
Do you book your toilets down South? |
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| Author: | zaphod79 [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 13:49 ] |
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Does it depend on what the little walls are made of ? |
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| Author: | Kern [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 13:50 ] |
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No, we have servants to do it for us. |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 13:50 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 48 |
Cras wrote: Ah, little walls count as an extra in-between urinal Arm rest. |
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