After reviewing the evidence

Cool > VisiCool > MaliCool

After reviewing the evidence

Cool > VisiCool > MaliCool

I was expecting that to be the goggles/sunglasses monstrosity.

Here’s my story… It’s Zardocool!

I may have already mentioned this but I’ll tell it again. A close friend of mine got excommunicated at the end of June and not 8 weeks later, it was revealed that we've been having an affair since March. Everyone found out at the same time and we got kicked out by our wives. It turns out that the ladies knew all along but didn't say anything to the locals.

Now, fast forward to a few weeks ago when I met Mekon. He answered an smoke signal to become our wedding/party band Mongolian Throat singer. I’d never met him before he auditioned and to be fair, I wouldn’t have done anyway because he lives in Mekonta. He’s a great singer and I did some filming while we practiced which I showed to another friend (The best friend of my new fella)

This friend was happily Facebook snooping on Dan Dare who had an affair the other day and what does he turn up, a picture of this Space Pilot with my new throat singer!

It turns out that the two of them have been at war for years. All he knows is that he split from his boyband recently but didn’t know why.

What are the chances of these two, seemingly unrelated people knowing each other? Pretty slim I’d say! Small world and all that…

The pie seller was absolutely fantastic! The actor was wonderful and a real highlight of the program!

Superb!

Quiet on here today.

Just saying.

We’ll only be making a very brief comment on the story in Tuesday’s Herald, for hopefully obvious reasons. The piece by Tom Gordon has been written for maximum innuendo to allow the wildest speculations on social media – which are of course duly taking place – but the alleged events relate entirely to some tweets from our Twitter account, none of which have been deleted and all of which are still publicly visible.

Nothing more sinister or serious than some tweets has occurred or been alleged to have occurred. That’s all we’ll be saying on the subject at this time

"We"... Douchebag

Well, this is something..

Wings over Scotland author arrested after woman alleges harassment

You seem oddly hung up on that.

It's just so twatty. He's not the queen, and he's not The Times or something. It's just ridiculously pretentious.

He could have a team.

I wonder if it's J K Rowling, you know.

Early 39's or late 39's?

I'm having an awful time of sleep these last few days. I am falling asleep, I think, but then when I wake up I realise I've just been thinking of stuff for hours, and I wake fully up through the night and it takes me 30-60 minutes to get back to sleep

My new freezer arrives today. I was quite excited by this, but then I've just moved the old one and seen what's behind it.