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PostPosted: Mon Aug 19, 2019 11:03 
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I have bought a banjo! Anyone who can play the fiddle, bass, washboard or jug is welcome to come join my bluegrass band. I have a porch but you have to have your own denim bib overalls.


Ohh, nice! what make? Five string? open back or resonator?

(the pedant in me says "Bluegrass is generally banjo, bass, guitar and mandolin, what you are suggesting is a jug band or possibly skiffle band")


5 string and resonator! Don't recall the brand off-hand - the nice chap in the shop recommeneded it as a decent entry-level banjo. I'm still awful at it, due to having no muscial talent at all, but even just getting a pull-off or slide to sort-of work is very satisfying.


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 19, 2019 11:14 
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getting a pull-off or slide to sort-of work is very satisfying.

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I bought that little Bluetooth receiver that Findus linked to, a couple of weeks ago now. I’ve used it loads, and it’s perfect. Exactly what I was after. Light, good battery. About 2x4cm. The only thing I’d change would be to have s little removable clip do that I could clip it to my bra.


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I bought that little Bluetooth receiver that Findus linked to, a couple of weeks ago now. I’ve used it loads, and it’s perfect. Exactly what I was after. Light, good battery. About 2x4cm. The only thing I’d change would be to have s little removable clip do that I could clip it to my bra.

Attach a quilt clip to it with glue/Velcro?

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I bought that little Bluetooth receiver that Findus linked to, a couple of weeks ago now. I’ve used it loads, and it’s perfect. Exactly what I was after. Light, good battery. About 2x4cm. The only thing I’d change would be to have s little removable clip do that I could clip it to my bra.

Attach a quilt clip to it with glue/Velcro?


Cut out the middle man and glue it to your bra.


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 19, 2019 13:27 
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Mr Russell wrote:
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I bought that little Bluetooth receiver that Findus linked to, a couple of weeks ago now. I’ve used it loads, and it’s perfect. Exactly what I was after. Light, good battery. About 2x4cm. The only thing I’d change would be to have s little removable clip do that I could clip it to my bra.

Attach a quilt clip to it with glue/Velcro?


Good idea but that’d not lay flat enough to be comfortable. Needs a flatter clip

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I bought that little Bluetooth receiver that Findus linked to, a couple of weeks ago now. I’ve used it loads, and it’s perfect. Exactly what I was after. Light, good battery. About 2x4cm. The only thing I’d change would be to have s little removable clip do that I could clip it to my bra.

Attach a quilt clip to it with glue/Velcro?


Cut out the middle man and glue it to your bra.


Cut out the other middle man and glue it to my chest.

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 Post subject: Re: What have you bought?
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That actually looks like your old road
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Only in so much as great swathes of Glasgow streets look like that. I'd guess he's in the West end somewhere if I had to take a swing at it from that picture.


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Went cider farm


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Went cider farm


The y in that spelling of cider is amazingly effective at conjuring the sound of the west country.


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 Post subject: Re: What have you bought?
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Went cider farm


The y in that spelling of cider is amazingly effective at conjuring the sound of the west country.


Obviously on the packaging, not Mali's post.


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 Post subject: Re: What have you bought?
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That actually looks like your old road
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Only in so much as great swathes of Glasgow streets look like that. I'd guess he's in the West end somewhere if I had to take a swing at it from that picture.

Near Hibs stadium in Edinburgh.

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 Post subject: Re: What have you bought?
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Grim... wrote:
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Mr Chonks wrote:
That actually looks like your old road
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Only in so much as great swathes of Glasgow streets look like that. I'd guess he's in the West end somewhere if I had to take a swing at it from that picture.

Near Hibs stadium in Edinburgh.


Fringe or rugby?


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 Post subject: Re: What have you bought?
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That actually looks like your old road
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Only in so much as great swathes of Glasgow streets look like that. I'd guess he's in the West end somewhere if I had to take a swing at it from that picture.

Near Hibs stadium in Edinburgh.


Fringe or rugby?

Fringe, sadly.

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 Post subject: Re: What have you bought?
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Grim... wrote:
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That actually looks like your old road
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Only in so much as great swathes of Glasgow streets look like that. I'd guess he's in the West end somewhere if I had to take a swing at it from that picture.

Near Hibs stadium in Edinburgh.


Oh, they definitely don't sound like me then. You'll be lucky to hear a Scottish accent in Edinburgh at the best of times, and it's even less likely during the festival. And even if you did, it would likely be an Edinburgh accent which is unintentionally hilarious.


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 Post subject: Re: What have you bought?
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Redmi Note 7 cellphone to replace the battered 9 Lite. I like it. A snip at £180.

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They're fucking awesome aren't they! I had a tree to take out, I'd just got by with a spade and a lot of swearing before but I breezed it with that. Good for just turning over the soil as well.


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Ooh, where did you get it from? I need to get some stumps out and using a shit old spade takes about a week per stump. >:(

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Ooh, where did you get it from? I need to get some stumps out and using a shit old spade takes about a week per stump. >:(


For sale in many shops, you just need to take your pick

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Why are you like this.

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Ooh, where did you get it from? I need to get some stumps out and using a shit old spade takes about a week per stump. >:(

Here you go:

https://www.screwfix.com/p/verve-mattock-35/9044x


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Ooh, where did you get it from? I need to get some stumps out and using a shit old spade takes about a week per stump. >:(


For sale in many shops, you just need to take your mattock

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They're a little cheaper on ebay.

https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre ... 3164767580

That's the one I have.


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Beexers in this thread suddenly all looking like a group of serial killers.

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It was more of a spree than a serial act.


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It was more of a spree than a serial act.


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How’d you fit them all in that burny bin at once? You need to plan better. Surely someone here can set you up with a spread sheet. I bet The Vision has one.

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I’ve got one of those!

They’re difficult to wash after use. Stuff gets in all the bristles.


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Ooh, where did you get it from? I need to get some stumps out and using a shit old spade takes about a week per stump. >:(

Here you go:

https://www.screwfix.com/p/verve-mattock-35/9044x


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They're a little cheaper on ebay.

https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre ... 3164767580

That's the one I have.


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[NARRATOR] And that’s how Jem joined the Beex Serial Killers Club <outtro>

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[NARRATOR] And that’s how Jem joined the Beex Serial Killers Club <outtro>

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[NARRATOR] And that’s how Jem joined the Beex Serial Killers Club <outtro>

<Insert picture of Gaz looking spooky>

So basically any picture of Gaz then?

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We'll take that and the mattock camping. Lot of opportunities out there.


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