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Celebrity Deathlist 2017
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Author:  Mr Russell [ Mon Dec 19, 2016 14:26 ]
Post subject:  Celebrity Deathlist 2017
(In honour of Sir Dimrill, and with his unchanged ruleset from 2013)

Ghoulish as it may be, please do join us as we choose the celebrities that we think will begin pushing up some daisies in 2017.

THE RULES:
1! Ye mayest choose ten elder statesmen or women who seem mosteth likely to YOUR brain to die in the year 2017.
2! You may choose to select two youngsters AT MOST on yowse list. If any of said younglings do peg it in the next twelve months then ye shall receive FIVE WHOLESOME POINTS per death. The inclusion of these are optional, but if taken please preface their name with WILDCARD on the list. Eth.
3! The competition has "celebrity" in the title for an reason! If challenged on an choice ye must PROVE THEIR WORTH!
4! Ye wildcards musteth not exceed 50 years in age! Conversely, yow's elder statemen/wo must not be youngester than 50.
5! Ye may not perpetrate the kills yeself. Let nature, malady or lifestyle make the end-of-life option.
6! Ye choices may not be changedeth once madeded.
7! Ye hast until MONDAY 16TH of January to post ye list or ye can reet fuck off like.
8! If an candidate dies BEFORE ye's list is posted, the death shall not count towards ye's score.
9! No funny stuff.

I shall endeavour to keep this first post updated with your choices, and to that end please help me out by formatting your posts like what I done down there. It'd also help if you'd alert us to any bucket kicking of said suspects within this thread. Deadheads shall be identified with... *crash of thunder*... red ink of death. So without further ado, here be mine choices.
*score board rotates*

Morbid Mr Russell
1. Stan Lee
2. Ken Dodd
3. George Bush Sr.
4. June Brown
5. Bruce Forsyth
6. Kirk Douglas
7. Peter Sallis
8. Cliff Richard
9. The Queen
10. Glenn Campbell

ghoulish asfish
1. Prince Phillip
2. Jackie Stallone
3. Bill Cosby
4. Billy Graham
5. John Deacon
6. Brian Johnson
7. Marc Almond
8. Bruce Forsyth
9. Rolf Harris
10. Peter Sallis

gruesome Kern
1. Prince Phillip
2. Mel Brooks
3. Bruce Forsyth
4. David Attenborough
5. Nicholas Parsons
6. Jimmy Carter
7. Norman Tebbit
8. Roy Hattersley
9. Justin Bieber
10. Ant from Ant & Dec

dreadful devilman
1. The Queen
2. Stephen Fry
3. David Attenborough
4. Gary Lineker
5. Brian Blessed
6. Bob Dylan
7. Stephen Hawking
8. Benedict Cumberbatch
9. David Beckham
10. Peppa Pig

grisly TheVision
1. Bruce Forsyth
2. Dick Van Dyke
3. Mickey Rourke
4. Donald Trump
5. Rolf Harris
6. Honor Blackman
7. Angela Lansbury
8. Hulk Hogan
9. Konnan (wrestler)
10. Twitter

macabre LewieP
1. Kirk Douglas
2. Mel Gibson
3. Stan Lee
4. The Queen (of England)
5. Clint Eastwood
6. WILDCARD Brian Harvey
7. Bryan Ferry
8. Brian Cox (actor)
9. Bryan Adams
10. David Bowie

deathly nickachu
1. Prince Phillip
2. The Queen.
3 Davey attenborough.
4. Geoffry Boycott.
5. Brucie.
6. Dame Judy Dench.
7. Trump.
8. John madden.
9. Brad Pitt.
10. Justin Bieber.

necrotic MrChris
1. David Attenborough
2. The Queen
3. Prince Phillip
4. George Bush Snr
5. Henry Kissinger
6. Roger Moore
7. Mel Brooks
8. Bruce Forsyth.
9. Katie Holmes
10. Jay-Z

spooky Malc
1. Donald Trump
2. Mike Pence
3. Queen Elizabeth
4. Paul McCartney
5. Mick Jagger
6. Kirk Douglas
7. Clint Eastwood
8. Madonna
9. Sissy Spacek
10. Bette Midler

spine-chilling MaliA
1. The Queen
2. Morgan Freeman
3. Bruce Forsyth
4. Helen Mirren
5. Judi Dench
6. Prince Phillip
7. Ken Clarke
8. Bob Dylan
9. Dylan Moran
10. Stephen Fry

joyous Grim...
1. Mrs Queen
2. Mr Queen
3. David Attenborough
4. Cliff Richard
5. Wee Jimmy Krankie
6. Kirk Douglas
7. Stan Lee
8. Hugh Hefner
9. Adam "Man Vs Food" Richman
10. Hailie Mathers

horrendous Trooper
1. The queen
2. Prince queen
3. Bruce forsyth
4. David Rockerfeller
5. Mugabe
6. Stan Lee
7. Kirk Douglass
8. Harrison Ford
9. H from steps
10. Donald Trump
Author:  asfish [ Mon Dec 19, 2016 19:03 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
Right then


    1. Prince Phillip
    2. Jackie Stallone
    3. Bill Cosby
    4. Billy Graham
    5. John Deacon
    6. Brian Johnson
    7. Marc Almond
    8. Bruce Forsyth
    9. Rolf Harris
    10. Peter Sallis (hope not)
Author:  Kern [ Mon Dec 19, 2016 19:09 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
1. Prince Phillip
2. Mel Brooks
3. Bruce Forsyth
4. David Attenborough
5. Nicholas Parsons
6. Jimmy Carter
7. Norman Tebbit
8. Roy Hattersley

Untimelies (Wildcards)
9. Justin Bieber
10. Ant from Ant & Dec
Author:  Dr Zoidberg [ Mon Dec 19, 2016 19:52 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
Who had "Everyone" in the 2016 list?
Author:  devilman [ Tue Dec 20, 2016 0:54 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
I think 2017 will aim to outdo 2016 on all fronts

1. The Queen
2. Stephen Fry
3. David Attenborough
4. Gary Lineker
5. Brian Blessed
6. Bob Dylan
7. Stephen Hawking
8. Benedict Cumberbatch
9. David Beckham
10. Peppa Pig
Author:  TheVision [ Tue Dec 20, 2016 14:44 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
The Vision

1. Bruce Forsyth
2. Dick Van Dyke
3. Mickey Rourke
4. Donald Trump
5. Rolf Harris
6. Honor Blackman
7. Angela Lansbury
8. Hulk Hogan
9. Konnan (wrestler)
10. Twitter (Wildcard)
Author:  LewieP [ Tue Dec 20, 2016 15:57 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
LewieP
1. Kirk Douglas
2. Mel Gibson
3. Stan Lee
4. The Queen (of England)
5. Clint Eastwood
6. WILDCARD Brian Harvey
7. Bryan Ferry
8. Brian Cox (actor)
9. Bryan Adams
10. David Bowie
Author:  Kern [ Tue Dec 20, 2016 16:00 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
Pedantry corner:

LewieP wrote:
4. The Queen (of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland)
Author:  LewieP [ Tue Dec 20, 2016 16:07 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
Kern wrote:
Pedantry corner:

LewieP wrote:
4. The Queen (of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland)


This is the 2017 deathlist, right? I'm just preempting her status by the time of death.
Author:  Kern [ Tue Dec 20, 2016 16:11 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
Fair enough ;)
Author:  zaphod79 [ Tue Dec 20, 2016 16:57 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
Kern wrote:
Pedantry corner:

LewieP wrote:
4. The Queen (of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland)


You pick out that but not his number 10 ?

Quote:
10. David Bowie


Or number 3

Quote:
3. Doris Roberts
Author:  Kern [ Tue Dec 20, 2016 17:01 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
I'm still in the 'denial' phase.
Author:  LewieP [ Tue Dec 20, 2016 17:10 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
Oh shit I actually thought Roberts was still alive. Bowie was intentional.

I'll pick a new one.
Author:  nickachu [ Wed Dec 21, 2016 0:25 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
1. Prince Phillip
2. The Queen.
3 Davey attenborough.
4. Geoffry Boycott.
5. Brucie.
6. Dame Judy Dench.
7. Trump.
8. John madden.
9. Brad Pitt.
10. Justin Bieber.
Author:  Mr Russell [ Wed Dec 21, 2016 9:19 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
OK, I have updated the first post with your choices.
Author:  Mr Russell [ Wed Dec 21, 2016 11:33 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
Lewie, I think rules 8 and 9 disqualify you from scoring points for Bowie by the way if you want to change it.
Author:  LewieP [ Wed Dec 21, 2016 16:06 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
Mr Russell wrote:
Lewie, I think rules 8 and 9 disqualify you from scoring points for Bowie by the way if you want to change it.

It's a price I'm willing to pay to honour his legacy.
Author:  Agent Starling [ Fri Dec 23, 2016 23:15 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
Carrie Fisher, anyone?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-38423963
Author:  Mr Russell [ Mon Jan 09, 2017 11:10 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
Om Puri and Peter_Sarstedt
Author:  Malc [ Mon Jan 09, 2017 12:30 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
Mr Russell wrote:
7! Ye hast until MONDAY 14TH of January to post ye list or ye can reet fuck off like.


Is this Monday the 9th, Monday the 16th or Saturday the 14th?
Author:  MrChris [ Mon Jan 09, 2017 13:04 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
MrChris’s Death List O' Fun '17
1: David Attenborough
2: The Queen*
3: Prince Phillip
4: George Bush Snr
5: Henry Kissinger
6: Roger Moore
7: Mel Brooks
8: Bruce Forsyth

Wildcards:
9: Katie Holmes (of THETANS! It'll happen one day.)
10: Jay-Z

*she's clearly got dementia - she was wandering round aimlessly at 3am the other night and nearly got shot by a guard
Author:  Mr Russell [ Mon Jan 09, 2017 13:11 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
Malc wrote:
Mr Russell wrote:
7! Ye hast until MONDAY 14TH of January to post ye list or ye can reet fuck off like.


Is this Monday the 9th, Monday the 16th or Saturday the 14th?

Make it Monday 16th. I did say it was an unchanged ruleset from 2013!
Author:  Mr Russell [ Mon Jan 09, 2017 13:11 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
MrChris wrote:
MrChris’s Death List O' Fun '17
1: David Attenborough
2: The Queen*
3: Prince Phillip
4: George Bush Snr
5: Henry Kissinger
6: Roger Moore
7: Mel Brooks
8: Bruce Forsyth

Wildcards:
9: Katie Holmes (of THETANS! It'll happen one day.)
10: Jay-Z

*she's clearly got dementia - she was wandering round aimlessly at 3am the other night and nearly got shot by a guard

Added-ed
Author:  Malc [ Mon Jan 09, 2017 14:34 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
Donald Trump
Mike Pence
Queen Elizabeth
Paul McCartney
Mick Jagger
Kirk Douglas
Clint Eastwood
Madonna
Sissy Spacek
Bette Midler
Author:  Mr Russell [ Mon Jan 09, 2017 15:06 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
Malc, done
Author:  MaliA [ Mon Jan 09, 2017 15:46 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
The Queen
Morgan Freeman
Bruce Forsyth
Helen Mirren
Judi Dench
Prince Phillip
Ken Clarke
Bob Dylan
Dylan Moran
Stephen Fry

Wildcards!

Emma Stone
Drew Barrymore
Author:  MrChris [ Mon Jan 09, 2017 15:51 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
I thought Drew Barrymore was already dead?
Author:  Grim... [ Mon Jan 09, 2017 15:52 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
Mrs Queen
Mr Queen
David Attenborough
Cliff Richard
Wee Jimmy Krankie
Kirk Douglas
Stan Lee
Hugh Hefner

CARDS O WILD
Adam "Man Vs Food" Richman
Eminem's daughter
Author:  Mr Russell [ Mon Jan 09, 2017 15:52 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
You can only have 10 entries Mali. And Dylan Moran counts as a wildcard.
Author:  Grim... [ Mon Jan 09, 2017 15:53 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
MrChris wrote:
I thought Drew Barrymore was already dead?

That's Michael Barrymore.
Author:  Mr Russell [ Mon Jan 09, 2017 15:56 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
All added so far
Author:  MrChris [ Mon Jan 09, 2017 16:02 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
Grim... wrote:
MrChris wrote:
I thought Drew Barrymore was already dead?

That's Michael Barrymore.

Michael Barrymore's dead??!!??!
Author:  Grim... [ Mon Jan 09, 2017 16:03 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
As dead as Drew Barrymore.
Author:  Trooper [ Mon Jan 09, 2017 16:23 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
DavPaz (blow to the head, shouldn't be too tricky)
Grim... (make it look like a 4x4 accident)
Cras (hire 20 strippers to cover him, resulting in suffocation)
Malia (distract him with lifesize JB photo while he is cycling near a cliff edge)
Cave[NO CARRIER]

Sorry, wrong list.

The queen
Prince queen
Bruce forsyth
David Rockerfeller
Mugabe
Stan Lee
Kirk Douglass
Harrison Ford
H from steps
Donald Trump
Author:  DavPaz [ Mon Jan 09, 2017 16:24 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
It worries me that I was first on that list
Author:  Kern [ Mon Jan 09, 2017 16:25 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
They'd none of them be missed.
Author:  Mr Russell [ Mon Jan 09, 2017 16:36 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
Trooper added. Great shout on Rockerfeller.
Author:  Grim... [ Mon Jan 09, 2017 16:41 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
Trooper wrote:
Malia (distract him with lifesize JB photo while he is cycling near a cliff edge)

Image
Author:  Cras [ Mon Jan 09, 2017 16:44 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
Pfft, 20.

You come at the king, you better not miss.
Author:  Grim... [ Mon Jan 09, 2017 16:48 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
Cras wrote:
Pfft, 20.

You come at the king, you better not miss.

Aptly put, considering the plan was male strippers.
Author:  Kern [ Thu Jan 12, 2017 13:52 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
Professor Anthony King gets the final recount.
Author:  Mr Russell [ Thu Jan 12, 2017 14:27 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
Former England football manager Graham Taylor
Author:  Curiosity [ Thu Jan 12, 2017 14:40 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
Mr Russell wrote:
Former England football manager Graham Taylor


:'(
Author:  myp [ Thu Jan 12, 2017 15:02 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
Curiosity wrote:
Mr Russell wrote:
Former England football manager Graham Taylor


:'(

:this: ?:|
Author:  Grim... [ Fri Jan 13, 2017 16:42 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
Lord Snowdon has left us.
Author:  myp [ Fri Jan 13, 2017 16:48 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
Grim... wrote:
Lord Snowdon has left us.

He probably regrets leaking all that NSA info now.
Author:  MrChris [ Fri Jan 13, 2017 17:06 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
It hasn't melted here yet.
Author:  devilman [ Sun Jan 15, 2017 21:30 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
Jimmy Superfly Snuka
Author:  Grim... [ Sun Jan 15, 2017 22:00 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
:(
Author:  zaphod79 [ Mon Jan 16, 2017 1:42 ]
Post subject:  Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
And William Peter Blatty

http://edition.cnn.com/2017/01/13/enter ... atty-dies/
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