Currently watching with child: Skin wars, body painting contest

No Attenborough, no point

You need to get used to it, he's getting very old.

No Attenborough, no point

it has Attenborough

Well then.

However, you can take the Hearthly Award for Making Knee-Jerk Judgements Based Only On Inaccurate Assumptions.

However, you can take the Hearthly Award for Making Knee-Jerk Judgements Based Only On Inaccurate Assumptions.

That's my award, I'm a pro at that shit and I'm keeping it for myself, get your filthy, undeserving hands off it, DavPaz.

That's my award, I'm a pro at that shit and I'm keeping it for myself, get your filthy, undeserving hands off it, DavPaz.

Hearthly also deserves an award for keeping good humour under our relentless abuse

'FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMERATES'

TBH I was such a dickhead in the earlier days of BEEX I'm surprised any of you still even give me the time of day. I occasionally have to go rooting through old threads to find a reference for something in the here and now and I often cringe (and I mean properly fucking cringe) when I read some of what I came out with back then.

I try to be a better person these days, I had some shit to work through.

'FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMERATES'

'We're not really that fussed'

'BUT SHIT CONSOLES AND PCS AND FRAMERATES'

'We're PC gamers as well, you know'

'CONSOLE PEASANTS WITH YOUR BROKEN EYES'

'That's not really how eyes work old chap'

'FRAMMMEEEEEEEEEEERAAAAAAAAAAAAATES'

etc

I've seen the adverts but seen fuck all about it online. Prime really does seem to be the ginger stepchild.

It's got a couple of superb shows, and then, well, I don't really know what else. "Stuff".

Amazon have started buying things up of Netflix. Expanse, for example.

The Expanse wasn't a Netflix exclusive. It was a SyFy show that Netflix had the UK distribution rights for. SyFy cancelled it and Amazon bought it, which is quite unusual of course. But Amazon didn't buy it off Netflix.

Amazon has resurrected it. That's what I meant, sorry, it wasn't clear.

Sorry, I thought they might have just secured the rights to the three seasons aired.

The Man in The High Castle is another Amazon show that’s worth the attention.

You are right! How did I forget about that... Oh, and The Tick.

Also, this is excellent discourse in the Netflix thread. Hearthly must be thrilled.

The Expanse wasn't a Netflix exclusive. It was a SyFy show that Netflix had the UK distribution rights for. SyFy cancelled it and Amazon bought it, which is quite unusual of course. But Amazon didn't buy it off Netflix.

I'm watching the first one of Hannah, it's well made but very slow. It's also very dark, not in a subject matter way, in a what the fuck is going on, why won't somebody turn on a fucking light so you have vague chance of seeing something, way.

Fox Mulder was very beautiful, but he never said goodbye when he hung up the phone, which is, I think, the only reason we are not married.

but he never said goodbye when he hung up the phone

Nobody on TV or in movies does. It’s one of those things you can never unsee once you start noticing it.

Must have learned it from FOX MULDER. ‘Scully, there’s something previously unbeknownst to science lurking in this warehouse!’

‘What is it?!’

‘Don’t know. It’s reeeeaaally dark’.

Probably budget reasons. Saving on special effects.