Sim Beex Special - The New Member

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Jul 28, 2016 0:37

Meet the mods!

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They are all epic at their jobs - Grim... owns a tech startup, Cras is a celebrity chef with a string of restaurants, and The Vision is a top TV comedian. They have some awesome gear in their house.

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The Vision is waiting patiently for Cras to cook Lobster Thermidor, but Grim... has a bowl of cereal instead.

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They spend lots of time not working and throwing parties. One girl has turned up in her underwear, which is pretty modern of her.

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The Vision likes her a lot.

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As is proper, they've hired a waitress and immediately made her sit down and join the party. She isn't exactly difficult to look at, either.

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Let's dance! The Vision is so drunk he has no issues about dancing in his pants and slippers.

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Wait a fucking minute - what the hell is that?!

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Some idiot has adopted a baby in the middle of a party!

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Grim... - meet Noob.

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Craster gives Noob some eats while some crazy rando does push-ups outside their front door.

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The Vision is, quite rightly, panicking. It's 4:30am, everyone is off their face, only two of the ladies have left and the mods have no idea how to look after a baby.

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The boys make a plan. Dumping Noob at the end of the corridor...

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...they shoo the talent out of the door and do the sensible thing.

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Mother fuck. No-one is sleeping any more.

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The Vision sorts Noob out. Craster is too busy playing... The Sims. Huh.

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Unenthusiastically, Craster and Grim... go into Cottage mode and share a bedroom.

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Noob goes into Craster's old room. The decor is probably fine, and there's no way those knives are going to cause a problem.

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Noob needs his (her..? I have no idea) nappy changing. Nothing for pervs in this game!

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The waitress from the party has come over to hang out. Cras is rather enamored with her everyday attire. Grim... is watching TV, and The Vision is at work. No-one is paying any attention to Noob.

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What the shit?! Noob has pokevolved! What's she so interested in?

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Ruh-roh.

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Noob can't get her mod dads to pay her any attention.

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Figuring out why, she calls the waitress a bitch...

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and she promptly fucks off.

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As The Vision arrives home, Noob lies to Grim... about having a brain tumor.

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He doesn't take it well.

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Some people find it most amusing, though.

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A few hours later the school is on the phone, wanting to know why Noob hasn't turned up.

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Oh. Right. She probably needs a bed.

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Perfect for a child.

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NOTHING TO SEE HERE.

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Moving on with their problems, Craster starts the new day by getting drunk while The Vision ruins some BBQ for breakfast.

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OBJECTION

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Oh crap, the boys forgot they'd organised a party for tonight. Cras seems unconcerned that three women (one of whom is Holly Willougby) have joined him in the bathroom.

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The Vision impresses the girls with his pecs. What's that one in the yellow top doing?!

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It's just after 2am. Noob has woken up and is hanging with two of her drunk dads and some random party girl who keeps writing in a booOH GOD SHE'S NOT A PARTY GIRL SHE'S A SOCIAL WORKER

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Noob explains to a smashed Craster that he needs to be a better parent or the social is going to take her away.

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Craster is having fucking none of that.

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"No-one here asked for you!"

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Utterly savaged, Noob waits until her dads have passed out and does a runner.

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What's going to happen? Will Noob come home? Will the mods get to keep her if she does? Find out in the next installment of Sim Beex!

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

OMG we're the best dads

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Jul 28, 2016 0:57

Cras wrote:

OMG we're the best dads

Right? There's a pool and everything.

Spoilt little bugger.

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11843

Great stuff!

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25588

Seeing that makes me wholly confident that I would trust you all to babysit any time.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

I like Cavey's cameo appearance

TheVision · **Posted:** Thu Jul 28, 2016 8:28

Yay! My very first starring role. Amazing!

My sim makes all the decisions I would.. No problem at all. This is living!

flis · **Joined:** 26th May, 2008 **Posts:** 3333

TheVision kinda reminds me of the sexy beardy transvestite from Eurovision.

Your parenting skills are amazing though guys.

Cavey · **Posted:** Thu Jul 28, 2016 8:51

I love these!
Awesome work. More plz!

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Jul 28, 2016 9:05

So in the picture of The Vision I used as a reference I'm sure he had long hair. Apparently that may not be the case, so, um... Whoops

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Jul 28, 2016 9:14

MrChris wrote:

I like Cavey's cameo appearance

I think you might be right.

Cavey · **Posted:** Thu Jul 28, 2016 9:24

Where am I?

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Jul 28, 2016 9:27

Cavey wrote:

Where am I?

You might be the guy doing push-ups.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Yeah, I was pretty sure the "rando doing push ups" is Cavey. Art imitating life, eh?

TheVision · **Posted:** Thu Jul 28, 2016 10:02

Grim... wrote:

So in the picture of The Vision I used as a reference I'm sure he had long hair. Apparently that may not be the case, so, um... Whoops

I could grow it if I wanted to... I just choose to shave some bald bits in it.

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Jul 28, 2016 10:03

I'll get you a haircut

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25588

TheVision wrote:

Grim... wrote:

So in the picture of The Vision I used as a reference I'm sure he had long hair. Apparently that may not be the case, so, um... Whoops

I could grow it if I wanted to... I just choose to shave some bald bits in it.

You've met him?!

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Jul 28, 2016 14:42

Sadly, my photographic memory is on the blink.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Thu Jul 28, 2016 17:55

TheVision wrote:

My sim makes all the decisions I would..

Including growing that hair?

myp · **Posted:** Thu Jul 28, 2016 19:56

Grim... wrote:

Sadly, my photographic memory is on the blink.

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