I was going out for a singles night. Mali told me the surest way to pull was to say 'What's this?' while covering your nose, then say 'A polar bear hiding in the snow'. He then proceeded to send me variations on that picture, including one from MrsA at one point, for about the next week.

Consider this my last political post however.
It's basically just vinegar anyway, it keeps forever.
Falling with style.
Where's the save file?

I was going out for a singles night. Mali told me the surest way to pull was to say 'What's this?' while covering your nose, then say 'A polar bear hiding in the snow'. He then proceeded to send me variations on that picture, including one from MrsA at one point, for about the next week.

And.. what happened?

I didn't do the joke. Am still single.

You stick with Uncle Mali. He'll see you right.

I was going out for a singles night. Mali told me the surest way to pull was to say 'What's this?' while covering your nose, then say 'A polar bear hiding in the snow'. He then proceeded to send me variations on that picture, including one from MrsA at one point, for about the next week.

This is the lowliest thing I have ever read!

Oh godddddddd. I'm glad I only get pics of beer now.

These threads would be boring as piss without Cavey.

Nobody says that though, do they.

Craster, I'm off to the supermarket to buy crisps.

Firsty, which supermarket should I go to (Morrissons, Tesco or The Asdas) and secondly, what crisps should I buy?

That's why less people get it right.

See also "Tesco".

With nine days to go to the June 23 referendum day, uncertainty gripped the markets after a YouGov poll for The Times showed Leave seven points ahead of Remain.

Phone and online ICM polls for the Guardian put Leave six points in front, while an ORB survey in the Daily Telegraph gave the Brexiters a one point lead. The Sun newspaper also came out in support of Brexit this morning.

Bookmaker William Hill said if the trend towards continued towards Leave, a Brexit will become the favourite in the EU referendum outcome by the weekend.

The ones that I've spoken to will tell you that it's about more than money. Until it's their money obvs. Then they'll find someone else to blame that's not them and their stupid choices.

The ones that I've spoken to will tell you that it's about more than money. Until it's their money obvs. Then they'll find someone else to blame that's not them and their stupid choices.

In a contradictory finding, three in five Brits – 61% – say that they would be willing to accept a short term economic slowdown in order to see EU immigration controls tightened, which Brexit would allow.

But a significant majority of more than two thirds – 68% – at the same time insist they are not willing to lose any cash at all personally to reduce the number of migrants coming in from Europe.

Oddly, the sun is reporting a "rocket boost in share prices" this morning.

I am glad that this is the intellectual standard of people who will be voting in this referendum.

I am glad that this is the intellectual standard of people who will be voting in this referendum.

Well, after a record slump, the only way is up.

Shares in UK firms in the FTSE 100 rocketed by a fifth after the UK left the European Exchange Rate Mechanism in 1992. John Higgins of Capital Economics, writing earlier this year, said it was partly due to a fall in sterling, “something that might occur in the event of a Brexit”.

100% correct. If he ever does make his last political post then I'm closing the forum forever.

But he never will