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Author:  Grim... [ Tue May 24, 2016 20:27 ]
Post subject:  Tomato sauce

You've nommed some chips, or something, and it's time to put the tomato sauce away.

Where does it go?

Author:  JohnCoffey [ Tue May 24, 2016 20:29 ]
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Cupboard. Only yanks put it in the fridge.

Author:  MaliA [ Tue May 24, 2016 20:31 ]
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Cupboard.

If you put it in the fridge you put cold sauce on your hot chips you dick.

Author:  DavPaz [ Tue May 24, 2016 20:39 ]
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Well, since tomato sauce is vile, nowhere. But I keep the kids ketchup in the cupboard, with the brown sauce

Author:  Bobbyaro [ Tue May 24, 2016 20:44 ]
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Depends what the instructions say. Most say fridge, so I voted that.

Haven't we done this thread before?

Author:  MaliA [ Tue May 24, 2016 20:48 ]
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DavPaz wrote:
Well, since tomato sauce is vile, nowhere. But I keep the kids, ketchup in the cupboard, with the brown sauce


You monster

Author:  Grim... [ Tue May 24, 2016 20:50 ]
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Bobbyaro wrote:
Depends what the instructions say. Most say fridge, so I voted that.

Haven't we done this thread before?

Dunno. We've done "what do you put on fish and chips".

Author:  MrChris [ Tue May 24, 2016 20:53 ]
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I'm more concerned about why you haven't got mayonnaise on the chips instead.

Author:  ApplePieOfDestiny [ Tue May 24, 2016 20:54 ]
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MrChris wrote:
I'm more concerned about why you haven't got mayonnaise on the chips instead.

Because he likes muff.

Author:  Kern [ Tue May 24, 2016 21:01 ]
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In the cupboard, upside down.

Author:  DavPaz [ Tue May 24, 2016 21:14 ]
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MrChris wrote:
I'm more concerned about why you haven't got mayonnaise on the chips instead.

Jesus. You just can't stop, can you?

:wrong:

Author:  MrChris [ Tue May 24, 2016 21:17 ]
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Look, all of Belgium can't be wrong.

Author:  DavPaz [ Tue May 24, 2016 21:21 ]
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MrChris wrote:
Look, all of Belgium can't be wrong.

Clearly, they can

Author:  MaliA [ Tue May 24, 2016 21:27 ]
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Or MaliA

Author:  MaliA [ Tue May 24, 2016 21:30 ]
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MaliA wrote:
Or MaliA


What? That makes no sense. Context, man.

Author:  MaliA [ Tue May 24, 2016 21:31 ]
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MaliA wrote:
MaliA wrote:
Or MaliA


What? That makes no sense. Context, man.


Ok. "All of Belgium AND MaliA cannot be wrong."

Author:  MaliA [ Tue May 24, 2016 21:32 ]
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MaliA wrote:
MaliA wrote:
MaliA wrote:
Or MaliA


What? That makes no sense. Context, man.


Ok. "All of Belgium AND MaliA cannot be wrong."


See? That's better. Anyway, you've got a couple of things to sort to make Future You neat.

Author:  MaliA [ Tue May 24, 2016 21:32 ]
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MaliA wrote:
MaliA wrote:
MaliA wrote:
MaliA wrote:
Or MaliA


What? That makes no sense. Context, man.


Ok. "All of Belgium AND MaliA cannot be wrong."


See? That's better. Anyway, you've got a couple of things to sort to make Future You neat.


Thanks, Past Me. Present Me thanks You on behalf of Future Me

Author:  MaliA [ Tue May 24, 2016 21:33 ]
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MaliA wrote:
MaliA wrote:
MaliA wrote:
MaliA wrote:
MaliA wrote:
Or MaliA


What? That makes no sense. Context, man.


Ok. "All of Belgium AND MaliA cannot be wrong."


See? That's better. Anyway, tou've got a couple of things to sort to make Future You neat.


Thanks, Past Me. Present Me thanks You on behalf of Future Me


De nada. Get on it. You're boring the audience now

Author:  Curiosity [ Tue May 24, 2016 21:34 ]
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If the instructions say fridge, I put it in the fridge.

Which they all do.

You fucking numpties.

Author:  MaliA [ Tue May 24, 2016 21:37 ]
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Curiosity wrote:
If the instructions say fridge, I put it in the fridge.

Which they all do.

You fucking numpties.


What if it says "stand in cold water"?

Author:  MrChris [ Tue May 24, 2016 21:41 ]
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I'm pretty sure they outvote you.

Author:  MrChris [ Tue May 24, 2016 21:41 ]
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Hang on, what?

Author:  JohnCoffey [ Tue May 24, 2016 21:46 ]
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I suppose that logically what comes next is on the food or ruddy great puddle?

Author:  JohnCoffey [ Tue May 24, 2016 21:47 ]
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MrChris wrote:
I'm more concerned about why you haven't got mayonnaise on the chips instead.


Both for me. Nice dollop of mayo and ketchup .

Author:  MrChris [ Tue May 24, 2016 21:52 ]
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You indecisive splitter! ;)

Author:  DavPaz [ Tue May 24, 2016 21:54 ]
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JohnCoffey wrote:
MrChris wrote:
I'm more concerned about why you haven't got mayonnaise on the chips instead.


Both for me. Nice dollop of mayo and ketchup .

Too much.

SUMMON THE BANHAMMER

Author:  Hearthly [ Tue May 24, 2016 21:56 ]
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Grim... wrote:
You've nommed some chips, or something, and it's time to put the tomato sauce away.

Where does it go?


In the cupboard, it basically keeps forever.

Oh yes and nonsense such as 'use within eight weeks', or it suddenly goes poisonous, presumably.

It's just a total con to try and get people to throw perfectly good foodstuffs away so they have to buy more.

Trust your senses, sight and smell. Not so much hearing though, if it's making noises it probably has really gone off.

Author:  GazChap [ Tue May 24, 2016 22:06 ]
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In the fucking cupboard, goddamnit.

As was said above, if you put fridge-cold ketchup on hot chips, you're a monster.

It's basically just vinegar anyway, it keeps forever.

Author:  Mimi [ Tue May 24, 2016 22:09 ]
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It's in our cupboard because I don't like it.

If j ever thought I might chance to fancy some one say it would be kept in the fridge.

Author:  asfish [ Tue May 24, 2016 22:11 ]
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In the Fridge, thought you had to once opened?

Author:  Malc [ Tue May 24, 2016 22:23 ]
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In the cupboard here, but in Spain my parents kept it in the fridge (they kept everything in the fridge, even marmite!)

Author:  Cras [ Tue May 24, 2016 22:29 ]
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HOLD UP

I have announcement,

Mr Chris is *cough, spit, choke* right. Mayo is the correct chip condiment.

It goes in the fridge, when I remember, which is probably three days later. Which may defeat the point.

Author:  Cras [ Tue May 24, 2016 22:30 ]
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asfish wrote:
thought you had to


You're such a slave to the man.

Author:  Zardoz [ Tue May 24, 2016 22:41 ]
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In the dark.

Author:  MaliA [ Tue May 24, 2016 22:58 ]
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MaliA wrote:
MaliA wrote:
MaliA wrote:
MaliA wrote:
MaliA wrote:
MaliA wrote:
Or MaliA


What? That makes no sense. Context, man.


Ok. "All of Belgium AND MaliA cannot be wrong."


See? That's better. Anyway, tou've got a couple of things to sort to make Future You neat.


Thanks, Past Me. Present Me thanks You on behalf of Future Me


De nada. Get on it. You're boring the audience now


Reply to Zardoz and say "With an owl".

Author:  MaliA [ Tue May 24, 2016 22:58 ]
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Zardoz wrote:
In the dark.


With an owl

Author:  flis [ Tue May 24, 2016 23:12 ]
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I assume MaliA is suffering some sort of episode brought on by sleep deprivation?

We keep it in the cupboard and the fridge... I put it in the cupboard, and Mr. flis' stupid children put it in the fridge. Well, one of the does - the other has learned where things go.

Edit: mayo goes in the fridge. The consistency is awful otherwise.

Author:  Zardoz [ Tue May 24, 2016 23:53 ]
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Mayo fridge due to egg content.

Ketchup is cupboard unless I saved money buying a massive bottle that won't fit stood up then it's in the fridge unless it's full and then it goes under the stairs.

Comments about 'er don't have it cold' is bollocks, you can eat hot chips immediately thanks to the cooling power of refrigerated sauce.

Also, it has to be Heinz.

Author:  MaliA [ Tue May 24, 2016 23:56 ]
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MaliA wrote:
MaliA wrote:
MaliA wrote:
MaliA wrote:
MaliA wrote:
MaliA wrote:
MaliA wrote:
Or MaliA


What? That makes no sense. Context, man.


Ok. "All of Belgium AND MaliA cannot be wrong."


See? That's better. Anyway, tou've got a couple of things to sort to make Future You neat.


Thanks, Past Me. Present Me thanks You on behalf of Future Me


De nada. Get on it. You're boring the audience now


Reply to Zardoz and say "With an owl".


Now kill him

Author:  JohnCoffey [ Wed May 25, 2016 0:42 ]
Post subject:  Re: Tomato sauce

I don't put the mayo in the fridge either. Not too worried about the egg content, given it's probably full of preservatives.

Not done me any harm either. Our kitchen cupboard seems to be cool enough.

Zardoz wrote:
Also, it has to be Heinz.


Bit sweet for me. I prefer the stuff you get in cafes which is a bit more vinegary.

MrChris wrote:
You indecisive splitter! ;)


I like a bit of both :D I start dipping alternate chips in each, then start dragging it all in together :D

Author:  Pundabaya [ Wed May 25, 2016 0:46 ]
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Salad Cream on chips: Awesome.

Author:  Cras [ Wed May 25, 2016 0:49 ]
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Ban request

Author:  LewieP [ Wed May 25, 2016 4:34 ]
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Tiptree.

In the fridge.

Author:  Goddess Jasmine [ Wed May 25, 2016 6:48 ]
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All of our stuff like that goes in the fridge door, I don't think we have anything in the cupboards.

Author:  Mimi [ Wed May 25, 2016 6:53 ]
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Goddess Jasmine wrote:
All of our stuff like that goes in the fridge door, I don't think we have anything in the cupboards.

Might as well get rid of them, then!

Author:  miki [ Wed May 25, 2016 7:38 ]
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All of the Netherlands also votes mayo, but not that Hellmann horror
well, most people choose a low fat option called frietsaus, but same difference

salad cream is evil

ketchup is Heinz and in the fridge, though mostly because that is where it fits

Author:  Mr Russell [ Wed May 25, 2016 8:36 ]
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In the cupboard until it's been open a couple of years and then you realise you really should throw it out because there's a new massive bottle in there anyway which you bought far too early in anticipation of the other one running out but actually oh the new one is out of date as well now we don't have any tomato sauce we'd better use some of that weird peri peri sauce we got as a free sample from work no it's manky I'll add tomato sauce to the shopping list.

Author:  Cavey [ Wed May 25, 2016 8:41 ]
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People seriously don't put mayo in the fridge...? :spew:

Call me old fashioned, but if it says 'keep refrigerated' on the bottle, that's exactly what I do. Because you know, I don't like eating semi mouldering foodstuffs and/or shitting through the eye of a needle. :)

I'm also really fussy about best before dates and keeping food generally; if in doubt, do without etc. (My bro's missus, who is otherwise lovely in all respects, is a food hoarder, forever sticking stuff back in the fridge, cupboards etc. for the nth time, saying 'I'm not wasting food, best before dates are a con to get you to buy more' etc, just as here. Her kids are forever spewing up with bugs etc, funny that :roll: )


In terms of which sauce, Stokes every time - from old school glass bottle that doesn't taint the sauce. Actually tastes as though it's been made with (prime Italian) tomatoes. Glorious.

As for Mayo on chips, wrongness personified :D

Author:  asfish [ Wed May 25, 2016 8:47 ]
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I had a look in the fridge this morning

There are 12 bottles\Jars of mustard, hot sauce's, brown, red, mayo, barbecue in there.

I keep sauces in a cupboard before they are opened but once they are they go in the fridge.

The only fridge related thing I don't like is that my wife insists in keeping the butter in a dish in there and its a pain to spread in on toast.

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