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Author:  Satsuma [ Tue Mar 28, 2017 20:34 ]
Post subject:  Re: Dark Souls 3
Lothric Knights can fuck right off.

2nd butterfly can fuck right off.

Boss 1 can fuck right off.

Fucking fuck right off.

I've forgot how to play this, haven't I?
Author:  Mr Dave [ Tue Mar 28, 2017 20:47 ]
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You're meant to use your iron sword, not your pork sword. Hope that helps.
Author:  Pundabaya [ Wed Mar 29, 2017 10:12 ]
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This is the problem with Soulsborne DLC. It gives you enough time to completely lose all your skills at the game before it comes out.
Author:  Zardoz [ Wed Mar 29, 2017 14:01 ]
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Satsuma wrote:
Lothric Knights can fuck right off.

2nd butterfly can fuck right off.

Boss 1 can fuck right off.

Fucking fuck right off.

I've forgot how to play this, haven't I?

Yes. Had a go last night. My first thought was 'Why am I dressed like this' very odd outfit, must have been for a specific boss/area.

Next thought, 'these new low level bastards are knocking chunks off me'.

Killed a big headless man, ran past a floaty magic hurling bastard and fell off a ledge.
Author:  Satsuma [ Wed Mar 29, 2017 19:13 ]
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My fave new thing is to invade someone and take them through the Ringed City pointing out the route through the archers, where the baddies are, pointing at hidden treasures and then collecting the spoils when they invariably get set by some big fucker.
Author:  Zardoz [ Wed Mar 29, 2017 21:19 ]
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WHnnnngnnnn fucking die shit angel.
Author:  Zardoz [ Thu Mar 30, 2017 10:38 ]
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Ah, running bravely past it/them is best.
Author:  Satsuma [ Thu Mar 30, 2017 10:57 ]
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Don't try and take it on, you nutter!
Author:  Zardoz [ Thu Mar 30, 2017 11:18 ]
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I took it on and killed it!!!

Then it comes back!

And I killed it again!!!

Then it came back again :'(
Author:  Zardoz [ Thu Mar 30, 2017 11:21 ]
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The ankle grabbers can fuck off too.
Author:  Satsuma [ Thu Mar 30, 2017 11:58 ]
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The 2nd butterfly is a real cunt. I couldn't find the slug thing for love nor money; the little sluggy bastard is tucked away like a Crying Game penis.
Author:  Satsuma [ Thu Mar 30, 2017 15:04 ]
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Things I completely missed about the first boss room. Location spoiler.

ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!
http://m.imgur.com/a/k1NDn

Anyway, I thought it was cool how you descend through the Dreg heap and through the Dark Souls series.
Author:  Zardoz [ Thu Mar 30, 2017 15:50 ]
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By Butterfly you mean shit angel? Yes?

I'm not reading anything you're spoiling btw, I'm discovering things by dying repeatedly all by myself.
Author:  Satsuma [ Thu Mar 30, 2017 16:02 ]
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Yeah the shit angel. Yeah avoid the spoils; a blind play through is the only way to play. I just like looking back at what I've missed when I've done a run through. There's some interesting stuff I've missed and I thought I'd been thorough.
Author:  Zardoz [ Thu Mar 30, 2017 16:47 ]
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It was on my last 'go' last night, when I'd ran out of embers so was helping someone else, that I'd missed a different route altogether! I'd slipped by a staircase previously
ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!
in the bit with the two big knights
.
Author:  Satsuma [ Thu Mar 30, 2017 22:16 ]
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FINALLY got summoned as a blue!

Soon as I arrive this invader guy is straight on me! BUT the tracking on my Fire Red Halbard +10 is unreal and I'm R1 spam crazy. He knows he ain't got me and he's wasting Estus so he makes a run for it and I'm on him.

He thinks he's outrun me but BAM the best timed jumping attack you've ever seen gets me back in the fight!

He finds the host but I'm all over his ass. Double But, I forget I'm a blue and not a filthy invader so he hides behind the enemies. Fortunately the host has a phantom and BAM BAM he's on the run. It gets hairy cause he's ran into stupid knight land but the phantom takes him out and I win an earhole for my trouble.

Yay Dark Souls!
Author:  Cras [ Thu Mar 30, 2017 22:40 ]
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That chandelier drop was pretty pro.
Author:  Satsuma [ Fri Mar 31, 2017 22:27 ]
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Final boss DEADID.

Damn that's some good DLCing right there. Totally worth the asking price and a fabulous almost astounding amount of content. It looks amazing, plays as good as ever, has some interesting bosses (the final boss is a brilliant 1 v 1 fight and another has an old mechanic brought back which is cool as fuck), some great new weapons and builds on the lore with a cool as fuck time thingy at the end of time.

Looking up what I've missed and I've totally missed an optional boss. Now to find him and stare at some stuff.
Author:  Satsuma [ Sat Apr 01, 2017 17:46 ]
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And wouldn't you know it, Optional Boss is a cunt.

I need someone to come help me...
Author:  Mr Dave [ Sat Apr 01, 2017 17:48 ]
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Satsuma wrote:
And wouldn't you know it, Optional Boss is a cunt.

I need someone to come help me...

Afraid I can't help with DLC. What with not being able to get dlc for import thing.

Sucks be to you.
Author:  Satsuma [ Sat Apr 01, 2017 18:02 ]
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You suck ass.

I've burned through 30 embers but luckily I've got 70 left. My team members have a nasty habit of dying before me and then it takes another 5 minutes to get another couple of numpties to come and help.
Author:  zaphod79 [ Sat Apr 01, 2017 18:27 ]
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Mr Dave wrote:
Afraid I can't help with DLC. What with not being able to get dlc for import thing.


You'd need to jump through hoops but assuming its a Japanese imported copy you have

1) Create a Japanese PSN account (give it any valid address - google a mcdonalds or a hotel)
2) Add currency to that account (playasia will sell you PSN codes for Yen : http://www.play-asia.com/playstation-ne ... /13/703xk6 )
3) Login to that account , make it your primary console for that account , and buy the DLC
4) Download the DLC as that account
5) Login to your normal account and play

This works with Canadian and US accounts , and DLC , although i dont know if Dark Souls has anything special on there to stop this type of thing
(I bought the full deal COD version from the canadian PSN store so that was IW / MW4 plus the season pass and i can play it on my UK account just fine)
Author:  Satsuma [ Sat Apr 01, 2017 21:25 ]
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Still at it...only seen the second stage twice...
Author:  Satsuma [ Sat Apr 01, 2017 22:26 ]
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CAN I JUST GET SOME RELIABLE HELP.

Ok, someone to distract the bastard while I cast magic up his arse...
Author:  Satsuma [ Sun Apr 02, 2017 12:00 ]
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Fucking done it, first go!

First phantom bit the dust early on but the other guy was a trooper and died right before the last swing killed the big fucker! Poor guy wouldn't even get the spoils. :(
Author:  Satsuma [ Sun Apr 02, 2017 12:38 ]
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Some players are scum. Don't call me in for a duel and then call in a phantom to back you up, dickhead players.

Not even pointing at one, doing the duel bow and chugging all my estus in front of them could make them get the message. Dickheads.
Author:  Satsuma [ Sun Apr 02, 2017 13:13 ]
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Watching it back, I really feel sorry for that guy dying in the last two seconds. Vidyo below.

ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!
Its not nearly as epic as actually being there. Tch. Plus I'm sure I get unfathomably lucky because he rarely targets me, none of the second phase projectiles come my way and he never does his fuck you laser in our direction during his first or second phase. It probably helped that we were as close as we could throughout most of it.

Also, that wingspan at the start of the fight!? It must be at least 80% of the width of the massive arena area. I know there's not much going on technically in a big empty arena but, dayyum, that scared the shit out of me the first time I saw it.

Author:  Bamba [ Sun Apr 02, 2017 15:48 ]
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What did that weird claw looking weapon of yours actually do? Because it just seemed like you waved it ineffectually for the entire fight while the phantom did all the work but I'm assuming that wasn't actually what was happening.
Author:  Satsuma [ Sun Apr 02, 2017 16:25 ]
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The arm is a spell catalyst. I was using the pestilent mercury spell which leaves this fizzing white/grey cloud which causes damages in its radius. It's quite "high" so I could cast it underneath and still get hits in plus the damage increases the longer he stays in it.

I figured I was doing the most damage, but who knows. When I was using the big flume knight sword (the biggest DS sword) I was doing about 500 damage when I could manage to swing at the head and about 200 elsewhere. You can see the damage ticking up into the thousands with the spell in place though so I reckon that's about the best way to do it.
Author:  Satsuma [ Mon Apr 03, 2017 17:22 ]
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And I got called in to the boss fight last night ...

ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!
...as The Boss.

Couldn't fucking believe it. The host and three fucking phantoms. FOUR FUCKERS. He must have been using the fingers but, come on, it's a bit overkill for that boss. I did it all by my lonesome.

Anyway, of course they kerb stomped the shit out of me and the computer character.
Author:  Zardoz [ Sun Apr 09, 2017 19:23 ]
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The Demon Prince is a fucking twat.
Author:  Satsuma [ Mon Apr 17, 2017 20:20 ]
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I've clocked in 117 hours on this. That's pretty impressive seeing as I don't have much tendency to return to games I've clocked.

Anyway, I reckon if you don't invade other users games then you're missing out on a fundamental aspect of the game and, hmmm, at least 42% of the fun that can be had messing up people's games, being a dick, or getting gud at PvP.

Here's me invading someone's game and stabbing them to death. Then I get invaded while waiting to invade someone else and get my comeuppance. Dick.



EDIT: I'd have bloody 'ad him an' all. I was just figuring out my spacing for that stupid purple penis thing. I could tank through those blows with my ginormmo sword.
Author:  Satsuma [ Mon Apr 17, 2017 20:32 ]
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More invasions.

I couldn't find the first bloke for ages but then we have a nice duel. The next guy jumps off a cliff before I get to them. Then I get invaded again and he spanks me good and proper.

Author:  Mr Dave [ Mon Apr 17, 2017 20:36 ]
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Satsuma wrote:
I was just figuring out my spacing for that stupid purple penis thing.

If your penis looks like that, I suggest going to a doctor as soon as possible.
Author:  Satsuma [ Mon Apr 17, 2017 20:39 ]
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Last one and arguably the better video with most invasions.

There's a good fight with a full on Havel who dies of poisoning (that poison halberd can be annoying).

Best yet was the proper duel with a phantom while the host sits out and watches on. Always good. Then some dickhead sunbro interrupts and hilariously forgets where he is. I give him the derisory point down. Then another invader interrupts after that. Tch.

Author:  Zardoz [ Thu Apr 27, 2017 13:09 ]
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Triple Twats Twatted! Man, the Demon Prince was a BASTARD.

Just sussed out where to leg it through the magic archers and found the next bonfire.

Oh the joy of exploring new areas! :luv:
Author:  Grim... [ Wed Sep 13, 2017 23:21 ]
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Image
Author:  Zardoz [ Fri Sep 15, 2017 14:08 ]
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Grossly incandescent.

Need to get the Ringed City finished.
Author:  Satsuma [ Thu Nov 09, 2017 10:14 ]
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Dudebro gets a Pontiff Sulyvan tat. Dat shit slaps, yo.

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/ObU1L
Author:  Zardoz [ Thu Nov 09, 2017 10:18 ]
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Nicely done. He's my second most defeated boss I think, did lots of grinding thanks to Mr Sulyvan.

Still not finished the DLC actually.
Author:  Satsuma [ Thu Nov 09, 2017 10:26 ]
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This is my fave Pontiff fight for pure showboating: https://youtu.be/pqZvRRsSgPI

No hit, NG+7, behind the back parry, sleeping emotes and dropping prism stones. Pontiff gets wreaked.
Author:  Zardoz [ Thu Nov 09, 2017 11:47 ]
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:metul:
Author:  Satsuma [ Sun Nov 26, 2017 13:51 ]
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Cuphead x Dark Souls.

Whoever spent the time to do this is a genius.

https://www.vg247.com/2017/11/25/what-w ... nimations/
Author:  Grim... [ Tue Dec 11, 2018 4:22 ]
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Ashen is reviewing quite well, if you want more Souls-like action.

No, not that Ashen.

And yes, whip whip whip, I know.
Author:  Satsuma [ Tue Dec 11, 2018 11:10 ]
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I did mention it briefly in the Xbox thread. It should be noted however that it’s PC and Xbox only at the mo. It might be about time to use that 14 day free trial of the Xbox Pass to try out these new Xbox titles.
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