Be Excellent To Each Other

Smashed up the Dragonslayer, whipped my way through the Archives, kicked in the two princes (one week since you looked at me) and did a couple of side quests.

Next time: endgame.

Um, that's Barenaked Ladies.

Oh yeah. I realised it was the "just go ahead now" song just after I posted, and then forgot to edit it.

It was late!

You have dumb whip and your brain starts missing.

OH YOU WANTED SOME MORE WHIPPING ACTION?

OH SHIT SON YOU WANT MORE OF THAT WHIP?

WHIP WHIP WHIP

The second video has issues.

Oh? Where?

death sign at 4:51. Preempting the death by 20 seconds.
Then black silence from 5:16 till 5:42
Then a bit later some massive corruption, pauses and the like starting at 8:42 for a while

Damnit YouTube!

/shakes fist at Gaywood

Replaced it with a better (but not perfect) version. It was Twitch I should have been shaking my fist at, turns out.

Here it is, the last ever Dark Souls 3 DLC and it looks goodly.

Christ, I must finish my Kate Whippy videos.

I was going to poke you on the day of wednes.

http://m.imgur.com/a/d9RrM

DLC screenshots. Is that Earthern Peak from Dark Souls 2!?

Ready for some more Dark Souls.

Give me more Dark Souls.

WHIP WHIP WHIP

You sound like Jeremy Corbyn

Gah! Point.

I... What?

Final Ever DLC drops in 7 days, people. 7 days.

Yeah!

Bit sad though, hope their next full game is already underway.

GET FUCKING HYPED BITCHES!



That intro gave me the chills after completing the first DLC.

Also the game has been patched! Patched I say! THE PLUME (on ornstein's helmet) IS BACK. Thanks to these guys apparently https://www.reddit.com/r/darksouls3/com ... t/.compact

Location spoiler.

really? Thats a bit shit.


Should have made it Yharnam just for the reaction.

8 hours and 29 minutes till release. I'm kinda expecting this to be all sorts of awesome. I cannae wait.

Better spoil hide this just in case.

Say what you want about Dark Souls but when FROM get their act together they make some interesting environments. The Dreg Heap shown in the trailers is as fascinating to look at as it is a bastard to traverse.

I also didn't realise I've got 90 hours logged on this and despite me doing a fair amount of gaming I barely stick around after most games.

Lothric Knights can fuck right off.

2nd butterfly can fuck right off.

Boss 1 can fuck right off.

Fucking fuck right off.

I've forgot how to play this, haven't I?

You're meant to use your iron sword, not your pork sword. Hope that helps.

This is the problem with Soulsborne DLC. It gives you enough time to completely lose all your skills at the game before it comes out.

Yes. Had a go last night. My first thought was 'Why am I dressed like this' very odd outfit, must have been for a specific boss/area.

Next thought, 'these new low level bastards are knocking chunks off me'.

Killed a big headless man, ran past a floaty magic hurling bastard and fell off a ledge.

My fave new thing is to invade someone and take them through the Ringed City pointing out the route through the archers, where the baddies are, pointing at hidden treasures and then collecting the spoils when they invariably get set by some big fucker.

WHnnnngnnnn fucking die shit angel.

Ah, running bravely past it/them is best.

Don't try and take it on, you nutter!

I took it on and killed it!!!

Then it comes back!

And I killed it again!!!

Then it came back again

The ankle grabbers can fuck off too.

The 2nd butterfly is a real cunt. I couldn't find the slug thing for love nor money; the little sluggy bastard is tucked away like a Crying Game penis.

Things I completely missed about the first boss room. Location spoiler.

By Butterfly you mean shit angel? Yes?

I'm not reading anything you're spoiling btw, I'm discovering things by dying repeatedly all by myself.

Yeah the shit angel. Yeah avoid the spoils; a blind play through is the only way to play. I just like looking back at what I've missed when I've done a run through. There's some interesting stuff I've missed and I thought I'd been thorough.

It was on my last 'go' last night, when I'd ran out of embers so was helping someone else, that I'd missed a different route altogether! I'd slipped by a staircase previously .

FINALLY got summoned as a blue!

Soon as I arrive this invader guy is straight on me! BUT the tracking on my Fire Red Halbard +10 is unreal and I'm R1 spam crazy. He knows he ain't got me and he's wasting Estus so he makes a run for it and I'm on him.

He thinks he's outrun me but BAM the best timed jumping attack you've ever seen gets me back in the fight!

He finds the host but I'm all over his ass. Double But, I forget I'm a blue and not a filthy invader so he hides behind the enemies. Fortunately the host has a phantom and BAM BAM he's on the run. It gets hairy cause he's ran into stupid knight land but the phantom takes him out and I win an earhole for my trouble.

Yay Dark Souls!

That chandelier drop was pretty pro.

Final boss DEADID.

Damn that's some good DLCing right there. Totally worth the asking price and a fabulous almost astounding amount of content. It looks amazing, plays as good as ever, has some interesting bosses (the final boss is a brilliant 1 v 1 fight and another has an old mechanic brought back which is cool as fuck), some great new weapons and builds on the lore with a cool as fuck time thingy at the end of time.

Looking up what I've missed and I've totally missed an optional boss. Now to find him and stare at some stuff.

And wouldn't you know it, Optional Boss is a cunt.

I need someone to come help me...

Afraid I can't help with DLC. What with not being able to get dlc for import thing.

Sucks be to you.