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 Post subject: Re: Dark Souls 3
PostPosted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 0:16 
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 Post subject: Re: Dark Souls 3
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 Post subject: Re: Dark Souls 3
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 Post subject: Re: Dark Souls 3
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 Post subject: Re: Dark Souls 3
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I wanted to tell you to attack big skellyman's right arm first, Grim.. but I couldn't be arsed to sign in to Twitch.


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 Post subject: Re: Dark Souls 3
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Still need to get the main game wrapped up before the dlc drops. Have to get jiggy with it this week.

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 Post subject: Re: Dark Souls 3
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Bored?

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 Post subject: Re: Dark Souls 3
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Must have been difficult playing Dark Souls under water.


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 Post subject: Re: Dark Souls 3
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 Post subject: Re: Dark Souls 3
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Must have been difficult playing Dark Souls under water.

Got to do something to make it harder.

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 Post subject: Re: Dark Souls 3
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Unnamed King killed (Tough!), now back to the big end boss to best.

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 Post subject: Re: Dark Souls 3
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Would be great having some whip back up for the final fight.

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 Post subject: Re: Dark Souls 3
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Can't - Kate Whippy hasn't got that far yet.

She is at Anor Londo though - it's amazing how fast you can get through Souls when you are running away from everything ;)

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 Post subject: Re: Dark Souls 3
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Can't - Kate Whippy hasn't got that far yet.

She is at Anor Londo though - it's amazing how fast you can get through Souls when you are running away from everything ;)

You managed to whip your way past the pope?


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 Post subject: Re: Dark Souls 3
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 Post subject: Re: Dark Souls 3
PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2016 11:46 
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Can't - Kate Whippy hasn't got that far yet.

She is at Anor Londo though - it's amazing how fast you can get through Souls when you are running away from everything ;)

I'll accept Tank man. I'll throw you a inv if you're about tonight or whenever I play.

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 Post subject: Re: Dark Souls 3
PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2016 11:51 
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Thinking of a punch build.

You've got Caestus, claw, manikin claws, demons fist & dark hand to play with, should be really easy.

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 Post subject: Re: Dark Souls 3
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I was giving that some thought, too. The lack of reach would be a right bugger, though.

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 Post subject: Re: Dark Souls 3
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 Post subject: Re: Dark Souls 3
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Finished, great that.

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 Post subject: Re: Dark Souls 3
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Started Journey 2 with current character and a new game starting with a Dex build for fisting. (Using starting weapon until I can fist).

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 Post subject: Re: Dark Souls 3
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Another stupid thing I'll try is no magic/miracles/pyro unless it's on my weapon.

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 Post subject: Re: Dark Souls 3
PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2016 10:44 
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I've left my bloke at the last boss gate in journey 2 pending the DLC since you never know how far into the game you need to be to access the DLC entrance wherever it might.


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 Post subject: Re: Dark Souls 3
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Zardoz wrote:
Started Journey 2 with current character and a new game starting with a Dex build for fisting. (Using starting weapon until I can fist).

You can first from the start by removing all weapons.


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 Post subject: Re: Dark Souls 3
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My rules, David. My rules.

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 Post subject: Re: Dark Souls 3
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Your rules suck. Fist that man with yon bare fists.


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 Post subject: Re: Dark Souls 3
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I might have a go for the lols.

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 Post subject: Re: Dark Souls 3
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 Post subject: Re: Dark Souls 3
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DLC pre-load has pre-loaded. 1 more sleep!


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 Post subject: Re: Dark Souls 3
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Good grief! Jumped back in last night and my measly new character is getting twatted by Ludo Gunther.

Fuck comedy builds. I'm getting me some Pyro again.

Saturnalian, are you playing the DLC on Journey 2 or with a fresh play through?

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 Post subject: Re: Dark Souls 3
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I reckon I'll stick with my NG+ character. The DLC in all past games has been quite a bit harder on NG+ and I reckon I'm up for a challenge. And I still don't know where the entrance to the DLC will be cause I'm avoiding spoilers!


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 Post subject: Re: Dark Souls 3
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Remember to equip Way of the Blue for the DLC today or whenever you play. Seems the community will be doing this for the DLC! Yay jolly cooperation.


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 Post subject: Re: Dark Souls 3
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Well this is...easy.


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 Post subject: Re: Dark Souls 3
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Where is it?

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 Post subject: Re: Dark Souls 3
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The entrance? At the Cleansing Catheral bonfire.


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 Post subject: Re: Dark Souls 3
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Ha! I said in my Whip-through that I thought it would be there!

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 Post subject: Re: Dark Souls 3
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 Post subject: Re: Dark Souls 3
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15 minutes of shit duelling with the +10 blacksmiths hammer. It takes a good few matches before I even figure out when the L2 button was even doing but then I finally understand and start to win some matches. I'm even a jerk to someone at 10 mins in. Yay me for being a jerk!


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 Post subject: Re: Dark Souls 3
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 Post subject: Re: Dark Souls 3
PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2016 10:31 
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Running up the tower and being a dick after you've felled an opponent is the thing all the cool kids are doing.

I've had a go at all the duels now: 2v2, 4v4, 6v6, free for alls of up to 6 peeps with every man for themselves and so on. The UI is just a shit menu (as per the vid above) and then you wait and are teleported to the only combat arena. It's all unimpressive stuff. There's no leaderboards, no in-game leaderboard as to how many kills each person is getting (you get your own kills and the winnner is announced at the end before you're teleported home. No vote for a rematch or nowt), no special items or reason to do it other than for the lulz.

I played at least an hour of it yesterday and until the last 15 minutes of the video I didn't win a single match. It can be especially frustrating in 1v1 because matches can last mere seconds as some overpowered cunt just stomps up and wreaks you. I didn't have a single match where me and some dude just fought off with bog standard swords and had a jolly old time of it. Nope, they gotta bring a fucking massive club that can one-shot you. Mind you, I was bowing to one guy when he attacked me like a jerk. He could tell I was annoyed with all the shield waving so he walked up with no weapons and let me have a free hit on him. That was good. Most are dicks though.

So PvP arena - the verdict: mostly shit but sometimes brill when I win. Or jump off the tower and slice someone's face off.


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 Post subject: Re: Dark Souls 3
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This sounds crap. What's the appeal?

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 Post subject: Re: Dark Souls 3
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The DS community love the PvP aspect. People host fight clubs all the time but they need setting up and there's always a chance that some dick could invade and kill the host ending it. Plus the host doesn't get to fight at all. So here's a way to PvP without the faffing around.

It's as rudimentary as it gets though. They should have done best of 3 for 1v1. I'm sure DS1 did that with the DLC arena so I'm surprised they're left it out.


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Seems pretty dumb to not look at the existing player managed fightclubs and find a way to integrate that sort of setup.

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Seems pretty dumb to not look at the existing player managed fightclubs and find a way to integrate that sort of setup.

No one talks about them.

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I'm dark fisting everyone on my Journey 2.

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 Post subject: Re: Dark Souls 3
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Apparently it's only good until half way in.

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Whoever told you that is talking cray cray.


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Apparently it's only good until half way in.

The fisting?

I'd have thought it was pretty painful long before that.


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 Post subject: Re: Dark Souls 3
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Whoever told you that is talking cray cray.

A man on the internet wrote it. So far I'm pretty much one punch killing grunts and it's only taking 3 or 4 to fist knights to death.

I can't remember the reason stated that makes the Dark Hand pap with later goblins. Maybe the man on the internet is lying.

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Zardoz wrote:
Apparently it's only good until half way in.

The fisting?

I'd have thought it was pretty painful long before that.

It only hurts if you resist, David.

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