This sounds... ominous. Are my kidneys going to stop working in the event of a no-deal brexit?

This sounds... ominous. Are my kidneys going to stop working in the event of a no-deal brexit?

I really don't want to read or hear about the government's 'no deal' documents. I know I should, but I'll only get sad, angry, and it'll probably ruin the bank holiday for me.

Would someone braver than me have a peek and post an appropriate GIF that sums them up?

I really don't want to read or hear about the government's 'no deal' documents. I know I should, but I'll only get sad, angry, and it'll probably ruin the bank holiday for me.

Would someone braver than me have a peek and post an appropriate GIF that sums them up?

New picture warnings will be needed for cigarette packets as the EU owns the copyright to the current ones

In the promised land there will be no warnings. All things will be packaged in brown paper bags and tied up with string.

The prime minister said: “Look at what the director general of the World Trade Organisation has said. He has said about the no-deal situation that it will not be a walk in the park, but it wouldn’t be the end of the world.
“What the government is doing is putting in place the preparation such that if we are in that situation, we can make a success of it, just as we can make a success of a good deal.”

I strongly suspect "success" is a defined term and it doesn't mean what it normally does. Here it probably means "not everything is on fire".

"Not the end of the world". Literally the lowest possible bar.

Before voting for the Article 50 bill last year, my MP made a rare tweet saying she understood some constituents would be "disappointed".

that leaves no deal as their actual plan, which is easier to argue against.

Well I think the "EU" have taken leave of their bloody senses. This wasn't supposed to happen. Don't they even want to sell us their cars and cheese?

They’re going to miss out on our innovative jam.

Don't worry, she has demanded some respect so I'm sure that she'll get it because that's how that works.

"UK Prime Minister Theresa May has said the EU must treat the UK with more "respect" in Brexit negotiations.
In a statement at Downing Street she said for EU leaders to reject her plan with no alternative at this "late stage of negotiations" was "not acceptable"."

Good luck with that. We're the ones leaving and they aren't obliged to make it easy for us.

“I really think people want this sorted. That means negotiating a deal that will meet people’s objectives. So you don’t get hung up on the semantics; you do the deal that will protect their jobs, and address some of the concerns that they had during the referendum.”

Sounds like it's two steps forward, one step back for Labour when it comes to a final vote.

Seriously, you can't have a vote on 'the deal' (a term I'm sick of) with an alternative of crashing out. It has to be 'these terms or stay', otherwise it's a complete waste of time.

https://twitter.com/JamesMelville/status/1044516947667423232

Couldn't be bothered to click the link to see it what it was, so quoted Mali, fixed the link, removed the quote, and then replied to my post explaining my actions!