GTA 5 is fucking awesome when you play with chums.

Come play with us! 8pm on Thursday.

BE THERE OR BE MR CHRIS

I still don't understand why the truck keeps exploding.

Note that pretty much all of Doc's writeup there is what should happen, rarely what does happen.

(don't follow the Yellow Line Of Lies -- it leads to the military base main entrance which you can't get in through.)

Stage Five: once the wanted level is lost, whoever has the case has to drive it to Madrazo's house, unless Fox One can land, in which case you must get into Fox One and then parachute in or automatic mission fail arises. If Fox One lands at Madrazos house containing the briefcase, this is an automatic mission fail and the Success screen is FAKE NEWS..

Stage One: Drive to the drug deal and kill some Bad Men. The final person to arrive at the drug deal will run over at least half of his team mates. Get in the big SUV to unlock the next stage. (You can get back out again, it's a slow/awkward car.)

Stage Two: Drive into a train. Then drive to an industrial facility packed with Bad Man and Big Gas Tanks That Explode. Do not warn other players if a stray bullet hits a Big Gas Tank. Kill Bad Men until someone hacks the laptop, which is done via stupid minigames. Protect the hacker. There's a health kit in the shipping container near the laptop.

Stage Three: Drive straight down the side of the hill using no roads. Then drive to the airport and jump the gate as usual. The far corner hanger will be full of Bad Men and vehicles. Trash them all. There's two attack helicopters just outside the entrance of the hanger that are useful for this. There's a cache of drugs up on top of a building on the right hand side; someone has to go get them. There's usually some people up there with shotguns so this can get a bit hairy. Also, there's armour up there, so grab that.

Stage Four: drive to Madrazo's house. Fly to Madrazos house. The pilot will jump from Fox One without warning any passengers on the Madrazo approach.

Although, for a true understanding of how top our bantz are, take a listen to the hilarity on offer here:

Fox One can't take passengers.

Stage Three: Drive straight down the side of the hill using no roads. Then drive to the airport and jump the gate as usual - do not follow the Satnav route as it does not take you to the only acceptable entrance to the airport. Having entered the airport, there is normally an attack chopper on the helipads on your right as the apron opens up. The far corner hanger will be full of Bad Men and vehicles. Trash them all. There's two attack helicopters just outside the entrance of the hanger that are useful for this However, if the attack chopper has been obtained from the Apron, it is likely that one or both of these attack choppers will already have the sads on arrival.. There's a cache of drugs up on top of a building on the right hand side; someone has to go get them. There's usually some people up there with shotguns so this can get a bit hairy. Also, there's armour up there, so grab that.

Nghhhh don't make me consider renewing again. I don't have time and Wednesdays are not great for me. I do miss it though.

We're on most nights.

PS+ can be yours for £6 for a month (you might even qualify for the 14 day free trial).

The main problem is Sal works 12-8:30pm most days, so by the time she gets home, we've cooked and eaten dinner and spent some time together it's 11pm.

Best time to start playing!

It is a shame though.

I reckon we'll still be playing after baseball season.

If you're not going to play Myp, can you ask Fun Sally if she wants to?

I find myself raising an eyebrow at the idea of you struggling to justify spending money on gaming paraphalia to yourself

I think the answer will be very much no considering the epic bantz you guys have.

I can't justify spending £40 on something I won't get any value from.

Yeah.

I had no fucking idea where everyone went the first time on the JET/CASE/BOMB mission!

Then on the second attempt when I got a place in a Dreem Teem car. I still had absolutely no fucking clue what was happening. But I got paid so that was good.

Remembered someone crashing the cessna into the Titan when I was flying last night. It did nothing

That would be me - I was trying to cut you up on the corner and massively misjudged it

I just can't justify using the small amount of time we get together per night for gaming.

If she really loved you, she'd understand.

She barely tolerates me at best

Richmond, Virginia?

Richmond, Sausages?

Presumably there was a lack of avengers?