Be Excellent To Each Other

I don't actually like tartare sauce, I don't like salad cream either, but I do know they aren't the same! Also salt, vinegar, salt.

Where is the bread and butter? Why is nobody addressing the scandalous absence of fish and chips butties?

god DAMMIT we've bought so much food for the next fortnight and now all I can think about is fish and chips and curry sauce with ketchup in sandwiches and what kind of bastard does that, Grim...?

Mandoline slicers only remove an eight of an inch at a time. To take an entire finger off will take... some dedication.

*also sets Cras on fire in outrage at Wronghead's opinon*


This man talks sense.

I presume this entire thread only exists to (very successfully) troll Craster? With that said, obviously fish and chips are best consumed without any horrible fucking fish in the equation at all, and the chips liberally coated in Rosemary salt.

The right way to do this (although not easy to arrange with take-aways) is to toss the chips in salt for even distribution.

I've seen enough of a finger taken off with one to make me feel... rather queasy.

Quite.

Its quite possible to do 2/8.

I took the tip off one finger with a cheese grater last week which was about as much fun as you might expect.
I don't think I'll be going for any further body modification this Christmas.

Mayo and chips is the bomb.

STOP TALKING ABOUT JUST CHIPS. EVERYTHING GOES WITH CHIPS.

Apart from your face.

I always preffered Whizzer myself.

Chip butties with gravy are the best.

*fish and* chip butties with gravy are all wrong though.

My phone keeps correcting butties to virtues.

I like that.

Chip butties should be dipped in sauce or gravy, to my mind. Best of both worlds.

Chip butties are wrong and I am disappointed in so many of you.

Britain stands United on all fronts!

Except condiments, name of bread products, what the evening meal is called and whether it's milk first or second.

what is this I don't even

chip butties that haven't got enough vinegar and sauce, maybe.

FISH AND chip butties are only dipped in ketchup, tartare, curry or peas if you forgot to.put them in the butty.

My mission to educate the North clearly needs more time.

What you've done there is forget to integrate.

How do you feel about
A) pie butties
B) fish finger butties
C) crisp butties
?

All wrong.

What about sandwiches?

What sort of retarded neanderthal puts the milk in first?!

Wrong.

Milk first if you've brewed it in a pot. Otherwise not.

Yes

This. This here is absolutely correct. Mm I completely want a chip butty now. Malia, you are doing chips wrong.

how did they let you move to Yorkshire?

Yorkshire needs me. See above.

This shit right here is how Hitler came to power.

We need a BeexButtyBang.

Holy shit what is this sandwich hate. Butties B Best!

No milk at all. Nasty cow pus that it is.

I personally like mushy peas in my chip butties. And the bread should ideally be a barm cake.

Mali doesn't like sandwiches. Now I've heard it all.

Also, if you don't want fish in the equation, chips, peas and gravy served in a tray, transforms into some sort of magical soup by the time you get it home and unwrap it.

Except cucumber, prolly.

I dunno. Naan bread chip butties are awesome.

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Oh, tea. Right.

They are not sandwiches. They are an accompanying item of food in another. Two sides do not make a main. It is against the order of things.

You've admitted you think sandwiches are wrong.

Mmmm, sandwiches.

Come to think of it, I've never had a chip butty. Fish fingers, yes, chips, no.

Wrongest thing I have read all thread.

Fish finger sandweiches are good. Findus crispy pancake sandwiches are better.

I just have salt and ketchup with chips. I hate fish.