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In the cupboard 55%  55%  [ 20 ]
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PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2016 20:27 
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You've nommed some chips, or something, and it's time to put the tomato sauce away.

Where does it go?

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 Post subject: Re: Tomato sauce
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Cupboard. Only yanks put it in the fridge.

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 Post subject: Re: Tomato sauce
PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2016 20:31 
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Cupboard.

If you put it in the fridge you put cold sauce on your hot chips you dick.

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 Post subject: Re: Tomato sauce
PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2016 20:39 
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Well, since tomato sauce is vile, nowhere. But I keep the kids ketchup in the cupboard, with the brown sauce


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 Post subject: Re: Tomato sauce
PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2016 20:44 
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Depends what the instructions say. Most say fridge, so I voted that.

Haven't we done this thread before?

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 Post subject: Re: Tomato sauce
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Well, since tomato sauce is vile, nowhere. But I keep the kids, ketchup in the cupboard, with the brown sauce


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 Post subject: Re: Tomato sauce
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Depends what the instructions say. Most say fridge, so I voted that.

Haven't we done this thread before?

Dunno. We've done "what do you put on fish and chips".

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 Post subject: Re: Tomato sauce
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I'm more concerned about why you haven't got mayonnaise on the chips instead.

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 Post subject: Re: Tomato sauce
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MrChris wrote:
I'm more concerned about why you haven't got mayonnaise on the chips instead.

Because he likes muff.


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 Post subject: Re: Tomato sauce
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In the cupboard, upside down.


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 Post subject: Re: Tomato sauce
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I'm more concerned about why you haven't got mayonnaise on the chips instead.

Jesus. You just can't stop, can you?

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 Post subject: Re: Tomato sauce
PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2016 21:17 
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Look, all of Belgium can't be wrong.

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 Post subject: Re: Tomato sauce
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Look, all of Belgium can't be wrong.

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 Post subject: Re: Tomato sauce
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Or MaliA

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 Post subject: Re: Tomato sauce
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What? That makes no sense. Context, man.

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 Post subject: Re: Tomato sauce
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What? That makes no sense. Context, man.


Ok. "All of Belgium AND MaliA cannot be wrong."

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 Post subject: Re: Tomato sauce
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What? That makes no sense. Context, man.


Ok. "All of Belgium AND MaliA cannot be wrong."


See? That's better. Anyway, you've got a couple of things to sort to make Future You neat.

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What? That makes no sense. Context, man.


Ok. "All of Belgium AND MaliA cannot be wrong."


See? That's better. Anyway, you've got a couple of things to sort to make Future You neat.


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 Post subject: Re: Tomato sauce
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MaliA wrote:
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What? That makes no sense. Context, man.


Ok. "All of Belgium AND MaliA cannot be wrong."


See? That's better. Anyway, tou've got a couple of things to sort to make Future You neat.


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De nada. Get on it. You're boring the audience now

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 Post subject: Re: Tomato sauce
PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2016 21:34 
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If the instructions say fridge, I put it in the fridge.

Which they all do.

You fucking numpties.

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 Post subject: Re: Tomato sauce
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If the instructions say fridge, I put it in the fridge.

Which they all do.

You fucking numpties.


What if it says "stand in cold water"?

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 Post subject: Re: Tomato sauce
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I'm pretty sure they outvote you.

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 Post subject: Re: Tomato sauce
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Hang on, what?

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 Post subject: Re: Tomato sauce
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I suppose that logically what comes next is on the food or ruddy great puddle?

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MrChris wrote:
I'm more concerned about why you haven't got mayonnaise on the chips instead.


Both for me. Nice dollop of mayo and ketchup .

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 Post subject: Re: Tomato sauce
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I'm more concerned about why you haven't got mayonnaise on the chips instead.


Both for me. Nice dollop of mayo and ketchup .

Too much.

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 Post subject: Re: Tomato sauce
PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2016 21:56 
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Grim... wrote:
You've nommed some chips, or something, and it's time to put the tomato sauce away.

Where does it go?


In the cupboard, it basically keeps forever.

Oh yes and nonsense such as 'use within eight weeks', or it suddenly goes poisonous, presumably.

It's just a total con to try and get people to throw perfectly good foodstuffs away so they have to buy more.

Trust your senses, sight and smell. Not so much hearing though, if it's making noises it probably has really gone off.

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 Post subject: Re: Tomato sauce
PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2016 22:06 
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In the fucking cupboard, goddamnit.

As was said above, if you put fridge-cold ketchup on hot chips, you're a monster.

It's basically just vinegar anyway, it keeps forever.

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 Post subject: Re: Tomato sauce
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It's in our cupboard because I don't like it.

If j ever thought I might chance to fancy some one say it would be kept in the fridge.

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 Post subject: Re: Tomato sauce
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In the Fridge, thought you had to once opened?


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 Post subject: Re: Tomato sauce
PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2016 22:23 
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In the cupboard here, but in Spain my parents kept it in the fridge (they kept everything in the fridge, even marmite!)

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 Post subject: Re: Tomato sauce
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HOLD UP

I have announcement,

Mr Chris is *cough, spit, choke* right. Mayo is the correct chip condiment.

It goes in the fridge, when I remember, which is probably three days later. Which may defeat the point.

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thought you had to


You're such a slave to the man.

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 Post subject: Re: Tomato sauce
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MaliA wrote:
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What? That makes no sense. Context, man.


Ok. "All of Belgium AND MaliA cannot be wrong."


See? That's better. Anyway, tou've got a couple of things to sort to make Future You neat.


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De nada. Get on it. You're boring the audience now


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 Post subject: Re: Tomato sauce
PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2016 23:12 
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I assume MaliA is suffering some sort of episode brought on by sleep deprivation?

We keep it in the cupboard and the fridge... I put it in the cupboard, and Mr. flis' stupid children put it in the fridge. Well, one of the does - the other has learned where things go.

Edit: mayo goes in the fridge. The consistency is awful otherwise.

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 Post subject: Re: Tomato sauce
PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2016 23:53 
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Mayo fridge due to egg content.

Ketchup is cupboard unless I saved money buying a massive bottle that won't fit stood up then it's in the fridge unless it's full and then it goes under the stairs.

Comments about 'er don't have it cold' is bollocks, you can eat hot chips immediately thanks to the cooling power of refrigerated sauce.

Also, it has to be Heinz.

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 Post subject: Re: Tomato sauce
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MaliA wrote:
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What? That makes no sense. Context, man.


Ok. "All of Belgium AND MaliA cannot be wrong."


See? That's better. Anyway, tou've got a couple of things to sort to make Future You neat.


Thanks, Past Me. Present Me thanks You on behalf of Future Me


De nada. Get on it. You're boring the audience now


Reply to Zardoz and say "With an owl".


Now kill him

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 Post subject: Re: Tomato sauce
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I don't put the mayo in the fridge either. Not too worried about the egg content, given it's probably full of preservatives.

Not done me any harm either. Our kitchen cupboard seems to be cool enough.

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Also, it has to be Heinz.


Bit sweet for me. I prefer the stuff you get in cafes which is a bit more vinegary.

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I like a bit of both :D I start dipping alternate chips in each, then start dragging it all in together :D

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In the fridge.


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 Post subject: Re: Tomato sauce
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All of our stuff like that goes in the fridge door, I don't think we have anything in the cupboards.

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All of our stuff like that goes in the fridge door, I don't think we have anything in the cupboards.

Might as well get rid of them, then!

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All of the Netherlands also votes mayo, but not that Hellmann horror
well, most people choose a low fat option called frietsaus, but same difference

salad cream is evil

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 Post subject: Re: Tomato sauce
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In the cupboard until it's been open a couple of years and then you realise you really should throw it out because there's a new massive bottle in there anyway which you bought far too early in anticipation of the other one running out but actually oh the new one is out of date as well now we don't have any tomato sauce we'd better use some of that weird peri peri sauce we got as a free sample from work no it's manky I'll add tomato sauce to the shopping list.

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People seriously don't put mayo in the fridge...? :spew:

Call me old fashioned, but if it says 'keep refrigerated' on the bottle, that's exactly what I do. Because you know, I don't like eating semi mouldering foodstuffs and/or shitting through the eye of a needle. :)

I'm also really fussy about best before dates and keeping food generally; if in doubt, do without etc. (My bro's missus, who is otherwise lovely in all respects, is a food hoarder, forever sticking stuff back in the fridge, cupboards etc. for the nth time, saying 'I'm not wasting food, best before dates are a con to get you to buy more' etc, just as here. Her kids are forever spewing up with bugs etc, funny that :roll: )


In terms of which sauce, Stokes every time - from old school glass bottle that doesn't taint the sauce. Actually tastes as though it's been made with (prime Italian) tomatoes. Glorious.

As for Mayo on chips, wrongness personified :D

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 Post subject: Re: Tomato sauce
PostPosted: Wed May 25, 2016 8:47 
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I had a look in the fridge this morning

There are 12 bottles\Jars of mustard, hot sauce's, brown, red, mayo, barbecue in there.

I keep sauces in a cupboard before they are opened but once they are they go in the fridge.

The only fridge related thing I don't like is that my wife insists in keeping the butter in a dish in there and its a pain to spread in on toast.


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