Be Excellent To Each Other

Is that just for you, or the family as a whole?

Cold, wet and tasteless?

In a paper cup?

I've got nothing.

Stiff

My back's being playing up a fair bit lately, if that counts?

<turns 40 pages>
<gets red pen>
<draws seven Xs>

DAY AND WEIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, DAY AND WEIGHT!

Fucking hell mate, you're not one for hanging around, are you? Gratz!

Did the first one teach you nothing???

Irish twins!

What he hasn't revealed is he's got zio pregnant.

Well, there's no doubting *someone's* virility.

Congrats guys

February 24th, 8lbs 4ozs.

Erm, that stuff is just me.

Wait. 40 weeks? That's an early call.

MaliA, what everyone said. With added 'you are insane'. Still, there's probably a lot to be said for having them so close. At least they won't be in the same school year!

Um. Not me you dolts. It was a very funny joke about zio speaking to jem.

Well, you say that.

Oh. Cretin.

Thank you for the kind wishes, though.

Dick.

You know that xbox advert with the dude from breaking bad in it? Where he says "xbox on" or something like that.

Apparently, if you have your xbox in your front room connected up to your AV amp, the advert will turn on the xbox and the AV amp will therefore switch channel and turn off the advert

Those people already have an xboxone so Microsoft doesn't care. At all.

did you see the guy who was playing cod called "xboxoff" or something? Its in the YouTube highlights thread somewhere I think.

"Xbox log off"

Xboxsignout I believe.

Certainly not true world wide, because in America Coke is made with high fructose corn syrup instead of sugar. (It's worse.)

A new pulled pork recipe is in the slow cooker at the moment, meat has been marinating since thursday afternoon in a dry rub, with a chipotle paste on top. Now she is cooking in a liquid base of concentrated vegetable stock, bbq sauce and Dr Pepper.

Smells amazing, might turn out awful

I tried a Dr Pepper BBQ sauce, it tasted of oranges

I was going to use Coke, but I didn't have any. I did have Vanilla Coke, but I thought that might be a step too far

I think problems arise because the UK Dr Pepper doesn't have the corn fructose like the US Dr Pepper.

Or because I got it wrong.

I shall report back on the orange situation tonight.

I can only assume you mean, "I shall let you find out the results next weekend." Right?

The meat would fall down the slots of the BBQ...

I have a cage for things like that.

There won't be any left after tonight...

I see I was too subtle again!

I am slow cockering, too! I am making a vegetarian chilli. alongside all of the normal chilli ingredients I have added chickpeas because shut up.

I love chickpeas.

I wanted to put some lentils in, but I don't have any

Slow cockering is the best cockering.

Like you've ever done anything but fast cockering.

D'oh!

One day I will learn how to type. But that day is not today!

What's the woman singing at the end of the Microsoft adverts?

It sounds like "Honestly - I want to see you be brave."

Which is odd. Be brave! Try our products!

I've not seen the adverts, but liking at what you have written and using my brain I think it is probably:

'Horse, silly. I want to seat you, a brave.'

So, she's Binged what a Native American warrior would most want to be sat upon, where he'd like to be most seated, and it's a horse, silly.

Glad I could help.

Bizarre.

The advert that amuses me is the one that starts "you wouldn't wash your hair without using conditioner"

Umm...

Yeah, it is also shit, and on a few channels they just seem to end the "song" mid word, so she is squalling, "I want to see you be bra"

No orange taste, it was fucking lovely.

Might make a bowl full to bring to the bbq. Reheated in the microwave today and it was still good, so it should be possible and survive the trip ok.
Main issue is that I will be coming by train, so carrying that, plus beer, might be tricky.

I bought Prison Architect in the Steam sale, which is basically SimPrison.

I had to turn it off after the intro/tutorial, Jesus, that's a pretty screwed up way to start the game!

Paging Doccy G:

Can you ask someone in Google why they insist on the crappy little bell notification icon in the task bar in OSX? Even if you turn it off in the flags, it still keeps coming back...

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