Be Excellent To Each Other

Also: get fucked Sat.

Trying to think of the other necessary bosses

Gascoigne really is a brutal boss to be facing so early, when you're still getting used to the combat though. His first form has all the tricks you do, his second form is fast and agressive.

Fashion Souls.

Wear what you like the look of - as long as you wear something, it makes little difference.

Grim...! Is it the GotY edition?

Was you teasing me?

Up until last night I was cutting around with just the default weapon and clothes as I hadn't bothered dicking around too much. Now I've got the suit you find lying around in the sewers somewhere and I've got the upgraded weapon that's available. For all the difference all that's (not) making!

The greatest weapon is your mind.

Hello, sorry, I missed this! It is not.

No worries x

A lot of the clothing alternatives have better resistance to different types of attack and can have an impact on your speed / stamina

Generally when you go into a new area and find a clothing set you should check its attributes and normally switch over to it.

I'm rocking a mixture of Yharnam hunter clothes you buy in HD and the Hunter set of clothes I found…somewhere.

The stuff you find in Yarnham is better than the stuff you can buy at that point for everything except weird shit I don't understand or care about. Poison resistance and stuff I think. Oh, actually there's a difference in 'blunt' vs 'thrust' attributes but I wasn't really sure what that meant.

How much resistance to those types of damage, I'm assuming.

tindeed. The hnters aex, which is what gascoigne uses for most of the fight is a blunt weapon, so better blunt resistance is better than thrust resistance.

But I never really noticed much difference between the armour sets. It's not Dark Souls.

Father Dickface: fucked.

Took me three attempts tonight and for the final one I did nothing different, just luck. First two attempts I never even got a hit into his beast form as he just relentlessly smacked me around.

Third time, after getting him into beast form, I completely ran out of bullets and accidentally 'bought' more while panickly trying to hit him with a Molotov (which missed). But then he seemed to calm down and let me actually get a chance to think and respond rather than just run away in terror. I parried and followed up twice in a row which brought him to the edge of death so then I just ran in smashing the attack button. I should really have been punished for my hubris at that point, but fuck it.

I don't really feel I earned the kill by being better or anything, it just worked out properly for some reason this time. Still, I didn't use the music box or secondary weapons or any other helpers so that's something I suppose.

Got to the chain-gun dick in Old Yarnham on my second go at the area. He started kicking my ass then conveniently rolled off the edge to his death like an idiot.

With a nudge in the right direction from Mr Dave I managed to avoid chain gun guy and not have to face him at all, cleared the cathedral, opened the shortcut to outside, killed the hunter by making him fall to his death, then battled my way to the next shortcut which takes you back to the previous lamp. I banked my 15,000 blood echoes and pushed on. Found the Blood-Starved Beast and got him down to half health first try.

That'll do for now!

Dave!

You'll have an item that'll help you with him. Think about his name, and take a look at what you've got.

Do you have a little knappersack of black pudding?

Aye, I've tried throwing a few of them but it doesn't do all that much that I can see.

I summoned Alfred and we got him down to a third health but then he started spunking poison at me and I didn't notice my health disappear.

The poison enemies throughout the level are really annoying. Individually they're a piece of piss but it has a tendency to bunch a few of them together and one of them will get a poison hit in.

Very, very, very nearly killed the blood-starved beast. Had him down to a sliver of health but messed up my last attack - he smashed me and poison did the rest. Balls!

He is definitely doable now though.

There's a bro to summon outside his door, if you haven't spotted it.

Weirdly it makes me worse using Alfred to help. I'm better solo.

Punch him, Chewie.

Blood Starved Beast done on, I think, the third attempt. Annoying in that he sometimes just seems to go mad and wreck your shit but if you keep your distance a bit and keep an eye on your health he's not too bad. I'm now genuinely struggling to work out where to go next as I feel like I've explored everywhere that's open to me but I'm sure I'll figure it out. I'll probably go and fight the giants again and see if I've missed something round that way.

Adoor will have opened in the church where you start cathedral ward

I've found the vicar and the witch, died both times. So now I have to kill at least one of three bosses I've found. Might be the end of the road for me. Let's find out!

The Vicar is hard.

Title of Your Sex Tape!!! Yes! I won the forum today, boys. Better luck next time.

Shut it down, Engineering.

See y'all tomorrow.

Witches dunked.

Just going to quote this. For no reason, yo.

Dunno why I'm finding him so challenging. I think it's because most of the fights involve him grabbing hold of me, smashing me about and insta-killing me due to poisoning, which is sort of sapping my motivation to keep trying.

Mm, I was unaware he even had a grab move. Avoid his face.

Those guys that brain you with one hit then drag you off to jail or whatever can get fucked.

It’d be cool if you could spoiler tag that for Mat cause that’s a fun little bit of the game.

I already mentioned it to him in our 'Bloodborne support group' private chat thread. In a what the fuck just happened to me sort of way. Be explored much more of cathedral were than me so I'd assumed he'd already come across it.

Eh, some people suit different bosses, reckon.

I was quite pleased to tear apart the first DLC boss on my first try, for example.

By buggery, the DLC is hard, isn't it?

They only appear after mr blood starved beast is killed.

That's fine, I'll never kill him so it's not a spoiler.

Killed him.

ZOMG spoilers!

Yeah, Bamba, you spoiling prick

Defeated the Undead Giant in Layer 1 of the first chalice dungeon. Got a decent blood gem.

I'm just putting off having to face Vicar Amelia again tbh.

Vicar Amelia vanquished. Quite easy actually. Just had to make sure I was smashing her up when she tried to heal.

For the first time I harbour hope that I'll be able to finish this game now.