Have they really got no-one better than these three muppets to put forward?

There was an interview with Mhairi Black a while back wherein she seemed to speak well of Jacob Rees-Mogg which--given the gulf between their politics on paper--fills me with some hope he'd be more reasonable than most. God knows he's a better candidate than fucking BoJo just by dint of not being fucking BoJo. If he ends up in charge of the country and I think we'll just need to admit that it's time to shut the place down and turn off the lights.

Admittedly, tbis amused me:



http://www.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/n ... _election/

Pity a party that has the likes of Ruth Davidson, Amber Rudd and Matt Hancock in its ranks and yet is taking seriously the idea of Jacob Rees-Mogg as May’s prospective successor. What would once have been an amiable joke is now a measure of the Conservatives’ drift into an orbit of their own creation, the radio signal from Earth growing weaker by the day.

Yes, it really is that bad. To be absolutely sure that Labour forms the next government, all the Tories have to do is carry on as they are.

Was this the recruitment video that hooked Cavey?

Missed this
I have tears of laughter rolling down my cheeks - if we ever meet, Findus, the beers are on me all night long.

Absolutely piss-your-pants hilarious, BRAVO!

/throws roses onto stage *** applause ***

Climate change doesn't look like drowning in rising seas, not in our lifetime. On our scale it looks like drought, dead crops, famine, record storms, and flooding and those things are all happening already.

In the meantime, Tory pinup and pantomime toff Jacob Rees-Mogg has come out that he is against abortion in any and all forms, believes that the second of conception is when a fully formed human being exists (I look forward to his call for full police investigations into all miscarriages), and is completely against gay marriage, Muslim marriage, civil marriage ceremonies, Hindu marriage, divorce, remarriage, and any form of marriage that is not explicitly Catholic.

He's a fucking twat.

Much like trump, it's a case of those expressing shock at Rees-Mogg's opinions apparently never having read anything he's ever said or written.

In the meantime, Tory pinup and pantomime toff Jacob Rees-Mogg has come out that he is ... completely against gay marriage, Muslim marriage, civil marriage ceremonies, Hindu marriage, divorce, remarriage, and any form of marriage that is not explicitly Catholic.

Nicky Morgan

Am I missing something here?
I don't get where all this sudden "JRM is the anointed saviour of the Toreee Party" and supposed "pinup" stuff is coming from; I must've missed the memo, eh.

I think they're just so far out of touch that they honestly think that most people will find that sort of shtick endearing somehow. Same as with fucking Boris. They think that because he was on HIGFY that time and there's that funny picture of him on a zip wire that the plebs will love him. But then again I didn't think the fucking plebs would be stupid enough to vote for Brexit so what the fuck do I know?

Someone just put Ken Clarke in charge for a bit so I can at least calm down slightly.

Proposal: Those espousing even the slightest positive opinion of Jacob Rees-Mogg be referred to as Mogglodytes.

They think that because he was on HIGNFY that time and there's that funny picture of him on a zip wire that the plebs will love him.

https://www.thelondoneconomic.com/news/pound-slumps-168-year-low/12/10/

I don't want to come over (all) Cavey.

Ahh apologies, someone thrust it at me as new this morning and I didn't check it before sharing it for the more intelligent folk to dissect.

Longest title ever

Osborne seems to reserve his choicest weapons for Theresa May, the beleaguered prime minister. On his first day as editor, the front page of the Standard announced "Brussels twists knife on Brexit [as] EU chief mocks PM May with her own 'Strong and Stable' leadership slogan". The attacks on May have become only more intense since then. (One clinical sentence in a Standard editorial from 21 June simply read: "Enough of this nonsense.") Osborne's animus against May is complicated in origin — personal, political, ideological, tactical — but purely felt. When I met him at the Standard this past spring, he was polite enough about the prime minister. But according to one staffer at the newspaper, Osborne has told more than one person that he will not rest until she "is chopped up in bags in my freezer".

The Lord Bishop of Chester:
Do the Government have any concerns about the breeding of those Members of your Lordships’ House who wear dog collars?

Lord Gardiner of Kimble:

I hope that the right reverend Prelate knows very well that I am very fond of dogs. I have very good relations with many right reverend Prelates and work very closely with the rural Bishops on many issues concerning the countryside.