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Author:  Mr Dave [ Wed May 21, 2008 21:02 ]
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He spent most of yesterday feeling up a cod and such was the excitement, he can no longer aim straight. Either that or the cocaine.

Author:  myp [ Wed May 21, 2008 21:06 ]
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Bleurgh.

Author:  Mr Dave [ Wed May 21, 2008 21:08 ]
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For no apparent reason, you getting your sexual jollies from fish reminded me of a lesson at school. Fish dissection - where a boy ran round with a fish poop tube and sprayed its contents over everyone. Lovely. (Better than when the school got the dissection order wrong, and the a box of bananas was delivered for our Rat dissection lesson. Apparently, bananas aren't all that interesting to dissect.)

Author:  Curiosity [ Wed May 21, 2008 23:38 ]
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Mr Dave wrote:
He spent most of yesterday feeling up a cod and such was the excitement, he can no longer aim straight. Either that or the cocaine.


Must not comment...

Author:  tossrStu [ Thu May 22, 2008 1:30 ]
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The man from Redmond, he say "no":

http://kotaku.com/5010324/microsoft-exp ... aywood-ban

Quote:
"We want the Xbox LIVE community to have the freedom to express themselves, but we also have a responsibility to create an inclusive, safe environment," said Microsoft's Stephen Toulouse. "While it may be clear to some that Gaywood is a legitimate surname, it may not be obvious to other Xbox LIVE members. In this case, a complaint was filed by a member of the community, requiring the Xbox LIVE team to examine the gamertag within the context of the Xbox LIVE Terms of Use. Based on the these guidelines, it was necessary for the gamertag to change."


However you'll have to go to his blog to get the "context" behind the decision:

http://www.stepto.com/Lists/Posts/Post. ... a3a&ID=436

Quote:
In addition, the Code of Conduct also forbids the use of full names as a Gamertag

Author:  metalangel [ Thu May 22, 2008 6:18 ]
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Bobbyaro wrote:
You should at least get a year's free membership.


Or, failing that, a free copy of Undertow. It's grate! (sic)

Quote:
In addition, the Code of Conduct also forbids the use of full names as a Gamertag


I have to admit that I am amused at how Richard's self-admitted lack of creativity has bitten him on the bum.

FOR YOU, ARBOREAL HAPPINESS, ZE GAME IS OVER!

Author:  Doctor Glyndwr [ Thu May 22, 2008 9:13 ]
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Stephen Toulouse has confirmed to me in email that I was not banned because I used my real name, my tag was banned because of "content". Ie. OH NOES HE USED TEY GHEY WORD.

Author:  Curiosity [ Thu May 22, 2008 9:18 ]
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You HATEMONGER!

A little fun CoD last night before the Champions League Final. I'm at a quiz tonight and am busy Friday, but the weekend promises much fun gaming activity (as does next week with the Feyonce is working nights!)

Author:  Cras [ Thu May 22, 2008 11:11 ]
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It's not his real name. His real name has a space in it.

Author:  Zardoz [ Thu May 22, 2008 11:20 ]
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Thanks for all the invites guys, unfortunately I DONT HAVE THE FUCKING GAME AND YOU KNOW IT.

x

Author:  myp [ Thu May 22, 2008 11:54 ]
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Guffaw.

Author:  Curiosity [ Thu May 22, 2008 12:05 ]
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It worked with Perkies... eventually.

Author:  Zardoz [ Thu May 22, 2008 12:06 ]
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When I see it for around £20 I'll get it.

You won't be playing it then though, will you?

Author:  CUS [ Thu May 22, 2008 12:07 ]
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Nope, by then we'll be playing:

Prototype
Mirror's Edge
some F1 shit
fucking Cricket

Also, Gears of War 2 comes out at Xmas, so well, yeah...

Author:  Dr Lave [ Thu May 22, 2008 12:13 ]
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Zardoz wrote:
When I see it for around £20 I'll get it.

You won't be playing it then though, will you?


I bought it three weeks after launch for £25 new from Gamestation. :p

Author:  myp [ Thu May 22, 2008 12:27 ]
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CoD4 won't come down in price until Infinity Ward release another game in the series.

Author:  CUS [ Thu May 22, 2008 12:29 ]
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myoptika wrote:
CoD4 won't come down in price until Treyarch release another shit game in the series.

FTFY.

Author:  myp [ Thu May 22, 2008 12:32 ]
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I don't think it will. Hence I didn't say 'it won't come down in price until CoD5 comes out'.

Author:  CUS [ Thu May 22, 2008 12:34 ]
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Despite that happening already with 2 and 3?

Author:  kalmar [ Thu May 22, 2008 12:37 ]
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Mr Dave wrote:
(Better than when the school got the dissection order wrong, and the a box of bananas was delivered for our Rat dissection lesson. Apparently, bananas aren't all that interesting to dissect.)


Although there were rats for pudding in the canteen that day.

Author:  myp [ Thu May 22, 2008 12:38 ]
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CoD4 is arguably the best multiplayer game on the 360; 2 and 3 were not. I don't think we'll be seeing a significant price-drop until people start trading it in, which I don't think will happen for a while.

Author:  Curiosity [ Thu May 22, 2008 12:41 ]
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myoptika wrote:
CoD4 is arguably the best multiplayer game on the 360; 2 and 3 were not. I don't think we'll be seeing a significant price-drop until people start trading it in, which I don't think will happen for a while.


Then start playing it with us, you monkey!

Author:  CUS [ Thu May 22, 2008 12:47 ]
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Well, quite. "I think we're all be playing COD4 multiplayer for quite some time!" said Myoptika, choosing to play Cricket by himself, instead.

Author:  Zardoz [ Thu May 22, 2008 12:50 ]
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He should send it to me shouldn't he, eh? Eh?

Silly Mid Off!

Author:  Dimrill [ Thu May 22, 2008 12:51 ]
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As I said to Curio last night, I'm going to travel to Nottingham and burn his little piece of paper saying who he's played and where in cricket.

Author:  myp [ Thu May 22, 2008 12:58 ]
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CUS wrote:
Well, quite. "I think we're all be playing COD4 multiplayer for quite some time!" said Myoptika, choosing to play Cricket by himself, instead.

Anyone who chooses to play Eragon is expelled from this discussion.

I won't need the bit of paper soon anyway! I've now completed all the ODI achievements and I've got to win at four more stadia... just the Test matches and World Cup to win with seven more teams now. *shudders*

Author:  CUS [ Thu May 22, 2008 13:00 ]
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myoptika wrote:
CUS wrote:
Well, quite. "I think we're all be playing COD4 multiplayer for quite some time!" said Myoptika, choosing to play Cricket by himself, instead.

Anyone who chooses to use facts is expelled from this forum.

FTFY.

Author:  myp [ Thu May 22, 2008 13:01 ]
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In that case you're all welcome to stay.

Author:  LaceSensor [ Sat May 24, 2008 14:28 ]
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anyone playing this afternoon?

Author:  Dimrill [ Sat May 24, 2008 14:57 ]
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I don't think I've got the energy for it today. Or not at least until after my balti this evening.

Author:  Doctor Glyndwr [ Sat May 24, 2008 18:45 ]
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If it doesn't involve drumsticks it's not going to get a look-in in my house right now.

Author:  Pundabaya [ Sat May 24, 2008 19:15 ]
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You're supposed to hit the drums with them, not pleasure yourself. You're playing the game wrong!

Author:  Doctor Glyndwr [ Sat May 24, 2008 19:57 ]
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I wondered why the crowd were booing so much!

Author:  CUS [ Sat May 24, 2008 20:15 ]
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Richard Gaywood wrote:
I wondered why the crowd were booing so much!

They were offended by your name.

Author:  myp [ Sat May 24, 2008 22:15 ]
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Too cliquey - get out.

Author:  CUS [ Sat May 24, 2008 22:32 ]
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myoptika wrote:
Too cliquey - get out.

I don't know what you mean.

Get out!

Author:  Dimrill [ Sun May 25, 2008 22:51 ]
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Excellent Stinky Bolton fun tonight chaps.

Author:  Curiosity [ Sun May 25, 2008 23:05 ]
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Dimrill wrote:
Excellent Stinky Bolton fun tonight chaps.


Indeed it was.

Apologies for being a little grumpy towards the end. I'm annoyed at having made zero progress on my writing today.

:(

Author:  Ramsea [ Sun May 25, 2008 23:24 ]
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Joining the 1st game on the wrong side and being killed 3 or 4 times on the trot by CUS I just knew it wasnt going to be a good night for me.

FLIS who was watching at the time said I sounded like Mr Dave cos I complained about shooting someone in the face 3 times with a gun and they didnt die; I told her to shut up.

Bobby and Dimmers stood out for having a cracking game tho...even punda, I hate groundwar, baya had a cracking game one map, cant remember which it was, but he kicked ass...sorry arse, damn americans!

Shame the night's gaming ended before I got a kill streak above 5...whats up with you people...arent you off work for tomorrow's bank holiday?

Author:  Dimrill [ Sun May 25, 2008 23:27 ]
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She needs to start bantering on here, Ramsea. More females for Le Excellance.

Author:  myp [ Mon May 26, 2008 9:20 ]
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She can sign up to the BeeX WAGs club.

Author:  Dr Lave [ Mon May 26, 2008 18:29 ]
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That was fun, till the americans were very 'gun-ho americana' to us. Not really experienced that before.

I'm rather new to all this, and I must say I'm rather enjoying it all. I was going to get the map pack till you all dissed it.

If I'm ever 'odd' online it's because my possible BeeX-WAG if getting confused with the 360 whislt I'm not about.

She's good proof of how the "blades" system is another example of Microsoft's inability to make a GUI.

Author:  Curiosity [ Mon May 26, 2008 18:54 ]
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Lave wrote:
That was fun, till the americans were very 'gun-ho americana' to us. Not really experienced that before.

I'm rather new to all this, and I must say I'm rather enjoying it all. I was going to get the map pack till you all dissed it.


Yes, that type of American is annoying. I'm sure they go back to Be-Aggressive-And-Hateful-To-Each-Other.Com and glory about how they defeated some British people and made jokes about tea!

I like the map pack. If we get too many people to play in games (more than 8) then playing on Killhouse is great fun, as it's just a warehouse full of obstacles. I really love 'Creek', and tend to do well on it by hiding in specific places and being sneaky. 'Chinatown' is confusing and I still don't know my way around it, but isn't too bad. 'Broadcast' can be fun, though it's very easy to think you're in a safe place, only to find out seconds later that you're somewhere with about seven lines of sight to it.

My favourite map though has to be 'Overgrown'. Excellent map.

Author:  Ramsea [ Mon May 26, 2008 19:11 ]
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I agree with Curiosity on most of the above, the map pack may not be worth £7 or whatever it costs on the xbox, but the maps are ok. Chinatown is probably the only map which I still dont know. Its very much in your face all out guns blazing and doesnt really suit the snipers.

I quite like Creek for much of the reasons I dislike Chinatown...its much slower paced..you can sit/lie in the grass and wait or if you want to, you can run in around the back and shoot people from behind. Its quite open and fairly easy to see where you are being shot from.

Although Killhouse can be quite fun with a few of us online, I felt somewhat ripped off with this map as it probably wouldve taken the programmers 5 mins to make...this map shouldve been a separate free download in my opinion.

I think Broadcast is good outside but pretty crap inside.

Overgrown is also my favourite map and I only wish there were a few more maps like it. Nice and grassy with a lot of mixed tactics. Unlike some of the other maps, this is a great one for teamplay. And it includes granny's house; that in itself gives it 50 points over any other map.

Author:  CUS [ Mon May 26, 2008 19:29 ]
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I like Broadcast. I don't really like Creek or Chinatown. I've never ever seen Killhouse.

Author:  Ramsea [ Mon May 26, 2008 19:39 ]
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myoptika wrote:
She can sign up to the BeeX WAGs club.

Now this she was interested in...but she did say before "she'd" consider joining she would want names/numbers/nude pics of all the other wags first. ;)

Author:  CUS [ Mon May 26, 2008 19:44 ]
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Ramsea wrote:
myoptika wrote:
She can sign up to the BeeX WAGs club.

Now this she was interested in...but she did say before "she'd" consider joining she would want names/numbers/nude pics of all the other wags first. ;)

I second this.

Author:  Da5e [ Mon May 26, 2008 22:20 ]
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I've been in a shit mood all day since that match with those American oafs.

Excellently, I just added someone on Twitch Savant's Myspace, because their profile came up after googling "Stinky Bolton".

Author:  Curiosity [ Tue May 27, 2008 9:15 ]
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You know you've played too much Call of Duty when you wake up and can still see a red dot sight...

Some excellent playing last night chaps!

The highlight for me being that we played with a rather excellent fellow who was the antithesis of the nasty, aggressive Americans from earlier. I can't remember whether his name was AcquiredToaster or AdjustedToaster or similar, but he was a rather splendid person.

After a few games wtih him, we had a major standoff as he tried to storm my sniper tower on Ambush. In a mixture of stun, smoke and regular grenades, claymores pistols and SMGs, we fought each other for over a minute, consistently damging each other, but not enough for a kill. At one point someone else even interposed themselves into our battle, so I shot him and nicked his AK74-u, which I eventually used to kill my nemesis (I died myself shortly after, someone lobbing a grenade into the room as I tried to call in an airstrike).

A few seconds later I get a message from him, still in the game. I go and hide somewhere and read it, expecting him to having called be a n00bFAG for camping with a sniper rifle, but he just messaged me to say "Epic Battle!".

That ever so slightly reaffirmed my faith in the world.

:)

Author:  Zardoz [ Tue May 27, 2008 9:24 ]
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You're all gay.

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