Saturnalian wrote:
I think he means he's in the painting. No escape from that place. You've got to get yourself out. Either avoid the weeping puss bags or use something you jab them with so when you deal the death blow it won't squirt juices all over your face. If ya gets me.
Yeah. I managed to fight around, then cackhandedly fell off a high wall. Survived with a sliver of health and no estus.
I saw the front gate, surely a shortcut, but there were a mass of enemies in the way, so healed with a humanity and charged for the door. Got back to the bonfire and since I had 2 humanity, kindled it. The explored and got ambushed by a guy in a stupid cock hat. Killed him, found a dragon, got killed (boo)
returned, shot the dragon to pieces and then got blocked by his writhing buttocks. Found a cellar full of horrible skeletons, died. Returned to dragon buttocks and pummeled them until they moved.
Then escaped.
Yay.
Then returned to level up weapon.
Then found dragon buttocks now refuse to move. Stuck again. Boo.