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Author:  TheVision [ Wed Nov 14, 2012 8:31 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37
metalangel wrote:
TheVision wrote:
I think my spamming was quite efficient. I only 'used' 2 spam posts really.. The second being the first post on page 100. I bet my bosses would be pleased, knowing that they're paying me to spam the forum.


And first three to 'hurry along' page 99?

Subject: Bits and Bobs 36

TheVision wrote:
@Throughsilver On the plus side, you may be in with a chance of starting a new bits n bobs thread?


Subject: Bits and Bobs 36

TheVision wrote:
throughsilver wrote:
TheVision wrote:
@Throughsilver On the plus side, you may be in with a chance of starting a new bits n bobs thread?

The one I started in the past seemed pretty arduous going for people. I think it was the longest B&B ever.


What better way to put that right!


Subject: Bits and Bobs 36

TheVision wrote:
Not long now..


The first two posts can't be counted as spam as I was merely joining in a conversation with Throughsilver. Besides, Grim... Banned me till 4pm so I've done my time and I've come out the other end a changed man.
Author:  Trooper [ Wed Nov 14, 2012 8:46 ]
Post subject:  Bits and Bobs 37
metalangel wrote:
I like that my genuine replies to Trooper have disappeared into the ether so that TheVision could spam his way to "getting" a new B&B thread.


Post them here chap, if you would :)
Author:  MaliA [ Wed Nov 14, 2012 9:23 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37
I've got out of bed on the wrong side and "fucking bad mood" does not even begin to describe it.
Author:  DavPaz [ Wed Nov 14, 2012 9:27 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37
MaliA wrote:
I've got out of bed on the wrong side and "fucking bad mood" does not even begin to describe it.

Have a herbal tea. It helps with mood swings
Author:  MaliA [ Wed Nov 14, 2012 9:46 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37
DavPaz wrote:
MaliA wrote:
I've got out of bed on the wrong side and "fucking bad mood" does not even begin to describe it.

Have a herbal tea. It helps with mood swings


I don't think that will help.
Author:  DavPaz [ Wed Nov 14, 2012 9:47 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37
MaliA wrote:
DavPaz wrote:
MaliA wrote:
I've got out of bed on the wrong side and "fucking bad mood" does not even begin to describe it.

Have a herbal tea. It helps with mood swings


I don't think that will help.

Maybe a hot water bottle on your tummy?
Author:  MaliA [ Wed Nov 14, 2012 9:49 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37
DavPaz wrote:
MaliA wrote:
DavPaz wrote:
MaliA wrote:
I've got out of bed on the wrong side and "fucking bad mood" does not even begin to describe it.

Have a herbal tea. It helps with mood swings


I don't think that will help.

Maybe a hot water bottle on your tummy?


I'm going to go down to IT. That always make me feel better.
Author:  DavPaz [ Wed Nov 14, 2012 9:53 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37
MaliA wrote:
DavPaz wrote:
MaliA wrote:
DavPaz wrote:
MaliA wrote:
I've got out of bed on the wrong side and "fucking bad mood" does not even begin to describe it.

Have a herbal tea. It helps with mood swings


I don't think that will help.

Maybe a hot water bottle on your tummy?


I'm going to go down to IT. That always make me feel better.

Laughing at those less fortunate? Fair enough.
Author:  MaliA [ Wed Nov 14, 2012 9:57 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37
DavPaz wrote:
MaliA wrote:
DavPaz wrote:
MaliA wrote:
DavPaz wrote:
MaliA wrote:
I've got out of bed on the wrong side and "fucking bad mood" does not even begin to describe it.

Have a herbal tea. It helps with mood swings


I don't think that will help.

Maybe a hot water bottle on your tummy?


I'm going to go down to IT. That always make me feel better.

Laughing at those less fortunate? Fair enough.


I wish to discuss THAC0. To be honest, the reason I'm so grumpy is so incredibly trivial and in the past it is ludicrous to make me so cross.
Author:  Kern [ Wed Nov 14, 2012 9:58 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37
Just seen a poster for a forthcoming production of Bizet's 'Carmen'. The only performer listed is ' a majestic Andalucian stallion'. But in what role?
Author:  Curiosity [ Wed Nov 14, 2012 10:23 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37
MaliA wrote:
DavPaz wrote:
MaliA wrote:
DavPaz wrote:
MaliA wrote:
I've got out of bed on the wrong side and "fucking bad mood" does not even begin to describe it.

Have a herbal tea. It helps with mood swings


I don't think that will help.

Maybe a hot water bottle on your tummy?


I'm going to go down on IT. That always make me feel better.


You should at least refer to your fiancée as 'her', not 'it'.
Author:  Pundabaya [ Wed Nov 14, 2012 10:28 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37
THAC0 was aces. Bah, I say bah to D20.
Author:  Grim... [ Wed Nov 14, 2012 10:31 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37
Image
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Aw, man.
Author:  MaliA [ Wed Nov 14, 2012 11:00 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37
On to second tin of coke.
Author:  Zardoz [ Wed Nov 14, 2012 11:42 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37
I've just remembered that Alan Carr stuck a vibrator into Jamie Olivers mouth on his chat show.

He took it well.
Author:  MaliA [ Wed Nov 14, 2012 11:48 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37
Zardoz wrote:
I've just remembered that Alan Carr stuck a vibrator into Jamie Olivers mouth on his chat show.

He took it well.


And Taylor Swift was lovely.
Author:  metalangel [ Wed Nov 14, 2012 12:34 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37
Trooper wrote:

Post them here chap, if you would :)


Typing crap out on a phone is time consuming and irritating the first time around. Can't be bothered doing it again. Never mind.
Author:  DavPaz [ Wed Nov 14, 2012 12:41 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37
These two?

Quote:
Teacher just told chatty bimbo to STFU and sit on her hands (to stop her babbling questions in sign).

Quote:
Your mother is pretty arduous going to get started.
Author:  MaliA [ Wed Nov 14, 2012 13:14 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37
"What's a verb?"

Arts degrees. useful. Jesus fucking Christ.
Author:  DavPaz [ Wed Nov 14, 2012 13:44 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37
MaliA wrote:
"What's a verb?"

Arts degrees. useful. Jesus fucking Christ.

C'mon man. Did you learn about verbs at uni?
Author:  metalangel [ Wed Nov 14, 2012 13:49 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37
I learned verbs in grade school. They're now trying to teach them to us again. What's depressing is that some people in my class seem to need it.
Author:  Zardoz [ Wed Nov 14, 2012 13:53 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37
MaliA wrote:
"What's a verb?"

Arts degrees. useful. Jesus fucking Christ.

Must you always tar us Batchelors of Art with the same brush?

Look at the bigger picture before drawing your conclusions.
Author:  Goddess Jasmine [ Wed Nov 14, 2012 14:07 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37
I don't know what a verb is, I think it's the describing word, or is that the noun? :shrug:
Author:  Cras [ Wed Nov 14, 2012 14:08 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37
Verb is doing. Adjective is describing, Noun is thing/place/person.
Author:  Goddess Jasmine [ Wed Nov 14, 2012 14:12 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37
Craster wrote:
Verb is doing. Adjective is describing, Noun is thing/place/person.

Thank you, but I won't remember it. My English knowledge stems from being on forums with grammer Nazis and people knowing to correct me if I spelt something wrong. Doing higher education helped too.

I've never needed to know the verb/noun/adjective stuff, so haven't learned it.
Author:  nickachu [ Wed Nov 14, 2012 14:18 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37
Don't start work til 6pm tomorrow evening. I'm so gonna go see some koalas during the day.
Author:  Grim... [ Wed Nov 14, 2012 14:20 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37
nickachu wrote:
Don't start work til 6pm tomorrow evening.

Okay. What should I do in the meantime?
Author:  nickachu [ Wed Nov 14, 2012 14:24 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37
Grim... wrote:
nickachu wrote:
Don't start work til 6pm tomorrow evening.

Okay. What should I do in the meantime?

Masterbate
Author:  DavPaz [ Wed Nov 14, 2012 15:19 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37
Goddess Jasmine wrote:
grammer Nazis

Grammar.
Author:  metalangel [ Wed Nov 14, 2012 15:56 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37
Sentence fragment!
Author:  Goddess Jasmine [ Wed Nov 14, 2012 16:13 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37
DavPaz wrote:
Goddess Jasmine wrote:
grammer Nazis

Grammar.

:facepalm:
Author:  Goddess Jasmine [ Wed Nov 14, 2012 16:14 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37
Sam keeps playing that 'I think you're freaky' song and now I can't get it out of my head.
Author:  Zardoz [ Wed Nov 14, 2012 16:30 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37
Boy, you're loving is all I think about.
Author:  markg [ Wed Nov 14, 2012 16:33 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37
Every time I make a proper coffee "Americanos" by Holly Johnson pops into my head, specifically the bit about blue jeans and chinos. This is your fault for singing it in Wetherspoons. It's a wretched curse.
Author:  MaliA [ Wed Nov 14, 2012 16:33 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37
Hooray! A recruiter just phoned me. I must use the words BIG DATA a lot. This is important
Author:  Squirt [ Wed Nov 14, 2012 16:38 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37
It's all about Omni now. Say "Omnidata" a lot. They'll think you're ahead of the curve.
Author:  Cras [ Wed Nov 14, 2012 17:43 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37
Happy Birthday, Slightly Green!
Author:  Zardoz [ Wed Nov 14, 2012 17:51 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37
markg wrote:
Every time I make a proper coffee "Americanos" by Holly Johnson pops into my head, specifically the bit about blue jeans and chinos. This is your fault for singing it in Wetherspoons. It's a wretched curse.

:DD

In the land of the free you can be what you wanna beeeeeee!
Author:  Zardoz [ Wed Nov 14, 2012 18:03 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37
Goddess Jasmine wrote:
Craster wrote:
Verb is doing. Adjective is describing, Noun is thing/place/person.

Thank you, but I won't remember it.

There's a simple way to remember, Jazzy:

A-well-a everybody's heard about the verb
V-v-v-verb, verb, verb, a do-ing word
A-well-a verb, verb, verb, a verb is a word
A-well-a verb, verb, verb, well a verb is a word
A-well-a verb, verb, verb, v-verb's the word
A-well-a verb, verb, verb, well the verb is the word
A-well-a verb, verb, v-verb a do-ing word
A-well-a verb, verb, verb, v-verb's the word
A-well-a verb, verb, verb, well the verb is the word
A-well-a verb, verb, v-verb's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the verb?
Well, everybody knows that the verb's a doing word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word

A-well-a...

A-well-a everybody's heard about the verb
V-v-v-verb, verb, verb, a do-ing word
A-well-a verb, verb, verb, a verb is a word
A-well-a verb, verb, verb, well a verb is a word
A-well-a verb, verb, verb, v-verb's the word
A-well-a verb, verb, verb, well the verb is the word
A-well-a verb, verb, v-verb a do-ing word
A-well-a verb, verb, verb, v-verb's the word
A-well-a verb, verb, verb, well the verb is the word
A-well-a verb, verb, v-verb's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the verb?
Well, everybody knows that the verb's a doing word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word

Do-ing word

Dddddddooododddddddd... [retching noises]... aaah!

Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-
oo-not-a-noun-
oo-not-a-noun-

Nana-oo-not-a-noun, nana-oo-not-a-noun
Nana-oo-not-a-noun, nana-oo-not-a-noun
Oora-adjective
Author:  devilman [ Wed Nov 14, 2012 18:11 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37
We're doing a big data cleanse exercise on our main CRM system over the coming weeks and for some reason it was decided it needed a name, like Project/Operation something, so I'm pleased that my suggestion of Operation Wolf has been adopted. Although it's perhaps not a good thing that this was the highlight of my day.
Author:  KovacsC [ Wed Nov 14, 2012 18:50 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37
Yet my name of Project Banana always gets rejected..
Author:  Malc74 [ Wed Nov 14, 2012 18:53 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37
devilman wrote:
We're doing a big data cleanse exercise on our main CRM system over the coming weeks and for some reason it was decided it needed a name, like Project/Operation something, so I'm pleased that my suggestion of Operation Wolf has been adopted. Although it's perhaps not a good thing that this was the highlight of my day.

Just as long as you make sure the next project is called Operation Thunderbolt.
Author:  MaliA [ Wed Nov 14, 2012 20:39 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37
MaliA wrote:
Hooray! A recruiter just phoned me. I must use the words BIG DATA a lot. This is important


Hmm. That was interesting. Job going. 4 days in Leeds and 1 in St Albans doing market research. Pay is better, too. I have an Excel test to do tonight and then we will see I guess.

Also: Had a look around a nice place to get married in. It is local, too. And reasonably priced. For varying values of reasonable. Would have to get outside caterers in, though. I'd much rather money went to educational providers than private firms, too. Bonus Wurlizer.
Author:  Curiosity [ Wed Nov 14, 2012 20:47 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37
MaliA wrote:
MaliA wrote:
Hooray! A recruiter just phoned me. I must use the words BIG DATA a lot. This is important


Hmm. That was interesting. Job going. 4 days in Leeds and 1 in St Albans doing market research. Pay is better, too. I have an Excel test to do tonight and then we will see I guess.

Also: Had a look around a nice place to get married in. It is local, too. And reasonably priced. For varying values of reasonable. Would have to get outside caterers in, though. I'd much rather money went to educational providers than private firms, too. Bonus Wurlizer.


Make the St Albans day fit with the quiz.
Author:  MaliA [ Wed Nov 14, 2012 20:55 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37
Not a bad idea.
Author:  throughsilver [ Wed Nov 14, 2012 21:16 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37
devilman wrote:
We're doing a big data cleanse exercise on our main CRM system over the coming weeks and for some reason it was decided it needed a name, like Project/Operation something, so I'm pleased that my suggestion of Operation Wolf has been adopted. Although it's perhaps not a good thing that this was the highlight of my day.

I utterly forgot about that game until this post.

DavPaz wrote:
These two?

Quote:
Teacher just told chatty bimbo to STFU and sit on her hands (to stop her babbling questions in sign).

Quote:
Your mother is pretty arduous going to get started.

I preferred the Vision's 'spam'.
Author:  TheVision [ Wed Nov 14, 2012 21:21 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37
:luv:
Author:  Satsuma [ Wed Nov 14, 2012 21:24 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37
Bird is a noun.
Author:  Satsuma [ Wed Nov 14, 2012 21:26 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37
Just replying to a post from 2 hours ago, folks.
Author:  metalangel [ Wed Nov 14, 2012 22:05 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 37
Malc74 wrote:
devilman wrote:
We're doing a big data cleanse exercise on our main CRM system over the coming weeks and for some reason it was decided it needed a name, like Project/Operation something, so I'm pleased that my suggestion of Operation Wolf has been adopted. Although it's perhaps not a good thing that this was the highlight of my day.

Just as long as you make sure the next project is called Operation Thunderbolt.


And when you fuck it up and get the sack, your boss says, "Sorry, but you are finished here."
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