Be Excellent To Each Other

Odd name for a dog.

Or the nasty limp salad

Pizza Hut pizzas are a hell of a lot better than they used to be.

I prefer Pizza Hut to Domino's, and those are (ridiculously) the best options around here -- the indie places are all shit.

The best food I ever made was a calzone pizza with a chicken curry and mozzerella filling. All home made too, apart from the cheese.

I don't. There's a great indie pizza shop in town that does a chili-con-carne pizza, and they deliver up to 2.00am on Fri-Sat.

We have some great pizza places near us. One place does the 'Hucknall Special', which is doner meat, mushrooms, red onions and fresh chillies.

Unfortunately I can't order them too often as money's too tight to mention.

Doner meat pizza is aces.

Yeah, used to eat them years ago covered in garlic mayo and chilli sauce. I don't 'do' doner meat these days though. Much rather have lamb or Chicken tikka pieces.

Apart from after Orbital when you were tweaking because you couldn't get a kebab.

No, I wanted pizza. ACTUALLY.

Papa John's do surprisingly good pizza.

I used to love papa johns but the last few times it's been salty as fuck. To the point where I'm considering telling head office because it can't be a franchise wide thing.

I've never lived near enough to a Papa John's to get a delivery

I apparently don't live near enough to dominos to get a delivery. Despite there being three within a mile of me.

You're on their 'list' since you asked for a Badger special.

In what can only be described as a shock (and possibly an affront to nature) their Al Fresco veggie pizza is probably the best one.

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Papa Johns is the closest pizza joint to me It's the best out of the franchise places I find, however the dips are all disgusting.
I used to love Domino's but they have gone downhill, the Texas BBQ is nowhere near as nice as it used to be.

I don’t think I live within the delivery radius for anything at all any more. Boo-urns.

Whereas my problem is that I'm in the delivery radius for dozens of takeaways.

We can't order for delivery from Papa Johns, despite them delivering to the house over the road.

Is that just because they think you're a cunt, though?

Drive to your nearest one, collect it, wrap it in a coat and then stuff it into the passenger footwell with the heater blowing on it.

Drive like fuck back home, shove in the oven for five or so minutes to heat it back up.

That's what I do.

No, just computer says no (even if I phone up instead). It was dominos in Greenwich that stopped delivering to me after I once ordered 12 2 litre bottles of coke and a small pizza for £15, and the moped rider had to make 3 deliveries. So I moved house.

Also, I can't order from Deliverance as I am outside of the postcode area for each of their three kitchens, despite the fact that you have to drive past my house to get to about 5 of the postcode areas that they will deliver to. Cocks.

You should eat what you catch.

I tried that, and ordered Deliverance to Curiositys house and fastened a big net at the end of the road to catch the driver.

I used to have to do that when I lived oop t'north. With the added bonus of having to go through the Tyne tunnel to get to Dominos...

Don't forget to hit the demist button, otherwise you steam up like a mo'fo.

Yes. Since BeeX taught me how easy it is to make pizza at home, the only time I've bought takeaway pizza is the couple of times a year when nothing but a doner meat pizza with garlic sauce will do.

Mmmmmmmm. Healthy.

I made a staggering pizza on Saturday, with a fermented base that went crunchy while being fluffy inside, super-garlicky sauce, mushroom, onion, prosciutto, sweet pepper and habanero oil on top. Easy too, because both the dough and sauce were leftovers from the last one.

Didn't stop me craving a Papa John's double spicy beef when I took the plates back into the kitchen and saw the menu lying on the side.

Mmmmmm.

That's grotesque *wipes dribble from chin*

Is it, Dimrill?

I've actually had something like that. On my sixteenth (maybe seventeenth) birthday I called to book room for forty people at Pizza Hut. They took my booking but obviously either thought it was a 'joke' or didn't actually care, do when 45 or so of us turned up there was no room. Kind of angry they said they'd fit us in late in the evening, and hold on for us to finish that might. Still annoyed they offered us free starters and dessert.

At some point, someone combined the dessert with the pizza and made some kind of sweetie pizza abomination from the ice cream factory offerings (which, back then, we're AMAZING). I have photographs of it somewhere.

That's fucking brilliant.

Truly.

Was the sweetie pizza any good?

Yes, it was.

(disclaimer: drinks had been consumed)

When you we're only sixteen?

Call the cops!

Goodness yes.

Underage drinking and flashing strangers. My mental image of Mimi has certainly changed this past week...

There's one at the nook now. Pizza hut, papa johns, dominos and the best local pizza on a stretch of road 200m long.

Yeah, but I lived in Jarrow, it was quicker to go through the tunnel to the one on the other side, than to get to the nook!

Ah Jarrow. There's nothing there is there?

Its getting better, but no, not that much. Handy for the metro though

it's famous for its marshes. Which confuses me slightly, as I can't think of much interesting about a bog.