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Author:  ElephantBanjoGnome [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:39 ]
Post subject:  Re: Children

Mr Chris wrote:
Meems, with safesearch off, google image search for "vaginal prolapse". ;)

ARARARARARGH.

Author:  MrChris [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:41 ]
Post subject:  Re: Children

Craster wrote:
Shin wrote:
Me and mum always said that there should be a thing where you have to be interviewed to have a child


Of course there should. Using a gun or driving a car pales into insignificance compared to the potential capacity for damage to society of bringing in children to this world and failing to bring them up well.


And the potential damage to the child itself, of course, which is of more concern to me.

Quote:
Of course, it's technically impossible to actually stop people breeding in a temporary fashion.

Reversible tube-tying, if nothing else. Or store people's eggs and sperm at birth and then sterilise them.

Author:  Mimi [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:41 ]
Post subject:  Re: Children

Spinglo Sponglo! wrote:
Mr Chris wrote:
Spinglo Sponglo! wrote:
So, if 18 is too many, what is a good limit for a maximum? 10? 5? 2? 0?

Malc

2. We should not be increasing the population size anyway, so replacement level is as much as people should be allowed.

Of course capitalism says "Oi! No! We need growth!", but there we are.



And how would you enforce that limit?

Malc


You can't, but there should be a limit where people are told to stop, because they are taking the p*ss out of the benefit system.

Dear Sir and Madam. Please stop expecting taxpayers to pay for your unreasonably sized family.

Yours, The Government.

(enclosed: many condoms).

Author:  Mimi [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:42 ]
Post subject:  Re: Children

Mr Chris wrote:
Meems, with safesearch off,

nope

Quote:
google image search for "vaginal prolapse". ;)

and nope!
:smug:

Author:  Joans [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:43 ]
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ComicalGnomes wrote:
Mr Chris wrote:
Meems, with safesearch off, google image search for "vaginal prolapse". ;)

ARARARARARGH.


That second picture looks like the worm thing from the Empire Strikes Back.
:spew:

Author:  MrChris [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:43 ]
Post subject:  Re: Children

I'll paste something on here tonight for you then.... ;)

Author:  Mimi [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:44 ]
Post subject:  Re: Children

Spinglo Sponglo! wrote:

Ah, maybe I am confused. I thought prolapse was just an anus thing, didn't realise you could have vaginal prolapse.


What?! Aaarrggghhhh. From your bum as well?! :'(

It sounds just horrible :'(

Poor mite.

Author:  Mr Russell [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:45 ]
Post subject:  Re: Children

You could solve it by having the benefits system as a law of diminishing returns.

Author:  Mimi [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:45 ]
Post subject:  Re: Children

Mr Chris wrote:
I'll paste something on here tonight for you then.... ;)


No you do not. Seriously, I will hunt you down :P

Author:  Cras [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:45 ]
Post subject:  Re: Children

Anything that has muscle walls can prolapse, including heart valves.

Author:  myp [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:46 ]
Post subject:  Re: Children

Mr Chris wrote:
Everyone would be chemically sterilised, and would have to apply for a parenting licence in order to have a child. This way you not only restrict the numbers, but you can also prevent potentially shit parents from having children.

Copyright on this idea is Craster's, obviously. Or so he claims.


Yep, I came up with this idea too, a few years back. If there's so many stringest tests for people who want to adopt, there should be the same for people who want children naturally.

Author:  MrChris [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:46 ]
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Mr Russ wrote:
You could solve it by having the benefits system as a law of diminishing returns.

Any reduction in benefit for additional children (although they already do for your second one) would only have the effect of penalising the kids. It won't stop stupid people having loads of nippers.

Author:  myp [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:46 ]
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Mimi wrote:
Mr Chris wrote:
I'll paste something on here tonight for you then.... ;)


No you do not. Seriously, I will hunt you down :P


Shit, don't check your PMs.

Author:  ElephantBanjoGnome [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:47 ]
Post subject:  Re: Children

Mr Russ wrote:
You could solve it by having the benefits system as a law of diminishing returns.

Or merely not give money to people who can do nothing but fuck. Perhaps if they knew no cash would be forthcoming from the government, they might think twice. Probably not though, but at least then they'd all die of poverty and solve the problem :DD

Author:  MrChris [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:48 ]
Post subject:  Re: Children

ComicalGnomes wrote:
Mr Russ wrote:
You could solve it by having the benefits system as a law of diminishing returns.

Or merely not give money to people who can do nothing but fuck. Perhaps if they knew no cash would be forthcoming from the government, they might think twice. Probably not though, but at least then they'd all die of poverty and solve the problem :DD

The *kids* would die of poverty. The parents would keep themselves in Benny Hedgehogs and White Lightning somehow.

Author:  ElephantBanjoGnome [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:49 ]
Post subject:  Re: Children

Mr Chris wrote:
ComicalGnomes wrote:
Mr Russ wrote:
You could solve it by having the benefits system as a law of diminishing returns.

Or merely not give money to people who can do nothing but fuck. Perhaps if they knew no cash would be forthcoming from the government, they might think twice. Probably not though, but at least then they'd all die of poverty and solve the problem :DD

The *kids* would die of poverty. The parents would keep themselves in Benny Hedgehogs and White Lightning somehow.

If I thought scally parents churned out anything other than scally kids that merely perpetuate the problem, this might bother me, but it doesn't ;)

Author:  Mr Russell [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:50 ]
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You speak the truth. There's someone at my work who earns more in benefits than I do because he now has three kids. He works 20 hours. I work 40+. He has a plasma TV, XBox360, Wii etc. I have somewhat less than this.

Author:  Cras [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:52 ]
Post subject:  Re: Children

I think people are conflating two differing concepts in this thread.

1) Preventing overpopulation by limiting births
2) Preventing social issues by preventing people from breeding if they are not able to show the capacity to raise the children in a safe and socially responsible way.

Only the second has anything really to do with the taxpayer, as we have no information on how the Duggers support their kids.

Author:  Shin [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:54 ]
Post subject:  Re: Children

Well I'm not for 'cutting down birthing rates' or anything like that. But ultimately I would like people to have interviews, background checks and such before they are allowed to have children-thusly that would cut down rates anyway

Author:  MrChris [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:59 ]
Post subject:  Re: Children

Craster wrote:
I think people are conflating two differing concepts in this thread.


Deliberately. See my earlier post.

Quote:
1) Preventing overpopulation by limiting births
2) Preventing social issues by preventing people from breeding if they are not able to show the capacity to raise the children in a safe and socially responsible way.

Only the second has anything really to do with the taxpayer, as we have no information on how the Duggers support their kids.


No, the 1st has to do with the taxpayer as well, if the parents can't afford to support the kids on their own. In the Duggars' case maybe they can, but it's still a line item for consideration.

But should "not being able to afford it" be a factor excluding people from the right to have children? I think that would be going too far. After all, many wonderfully worthwhile people come from humble origins, and your parents' income has nothing to do with how good a person they are or how well you'll turn out yourself.

Author:  myp [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 13:01 ]
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*hovers over 'foe' button*

Author:  MrChris [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 13:01 ]
Post subject:  Re: Children

myoptika wrote:
*hovers over 'foe' button*

?

Author:  Plissken [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 13:01 ]
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Mr Chris wrote:
The *kids* would die of poverty. The parents would keep themselves in Benny Hedgehogs and White Lightning somehow.


:this:

One of the infamous next door 3am arguments and beatings was about how the father had spent the money for the kids sandwiches on cider.

Author:  ElephantBanjoGnome [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 13:02 ]
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They must have some support, the guy would have to be some kind of millionaire to support so many kids. Although I suppose the TV and book deal were profitable, thus funding more kids and making it evermoreso of interest. I see a plan forming.

Author:  MrChris [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 13:02 ]
Post subject:  Re: Children

ComicalGnomes wrote:
They must have some support, the guy would have to be some kind of millionaire to support so many kids. Although I suppose the TV and book deal were profitable, thus funding more kids and making it evermoreso of interest. I see a plan forming.

Or the kids just eat each other.
Or he pimps them out.

Author:  Cras [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 13:02 ]
Post subject:  Re: Children

If you can't afford to keep a child in nappies and food, then I think you should be prevented from having children, of course. Then again, you don't need to earn much in order to do that. It's not about having wealth, it's about not being below the breadline.

Author:  ElephantBanjoGnome [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 13:04 ]
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Craster wrote:
If you can't afford to keep a child in nappies and food, then I think you should be prevented from having children, of course. Then again, you don't need to earn much in order to do that. It's not about having wealth, it's about not being below the breadline.

And not being a chain-smoking alcoholic cunt helps too.

Author:  MrChris [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 13:04 ]
Post subject:  Re: Children

Craster wrote:
If you can't afford to keep a child in nappies and food, then I think you should be prevented from having children, of course. Then again, you don't need to earn much in order to do that. It's not about having wealth, it's about not being below the breadline.

So - "sorry, you're too poor to be allowed to breed".

So the welfare state only applies to people who are already alive, in effect.

What about people who can't afford to feed themselves? Should they be prevented from being alive? Let's just euthanise them.

Author:  Cras [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 13:06 ]
Post subject:  Re: Children

I'm not sure at what point the welfare state should apply to providing funding for people who decide they want to have kids exactly. If I decide I want a new car, should the welfare state fund that?

Author:  MrChris [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 13:08 ]
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Craster wrote:
I'm not sure at what point the welfare state should apply to providing funding for people who decide they want to have kids exactly. If I decide I want a new car, should the welfare state fund that?

Is your car alive? Does the future of our species rely on there being more cars?

Author:  Cras [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 13:09 ]
Post subject:  Re: Children

Mr Chris wrote:
Craster wrote:
I'm not sure at what point the welfare state should apply to providing funding for people who decide they want to have kids exactly. If I decide I want a new car, should the welfare state fund that?

Is your car alive? Does the future of our species rely on there being more cars?


The future of our species doesn't rely on everyone who wants kids having kids either. In fact, the current greatest threat to our species is the fact that there's 6bn of us, consuming massively more resources than the planet can provide us with.

Author:  myp [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 13:11 ]
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*pounds 'foe' button so hard it breaks and all myp can see is posts by Mr Chris and Craster*

Author:  Mr Russell [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 13:11 ]
Post subject:  Re: Children

I like the little snippet of fact that (if true) is something like "If you were to line up every person in China and shake hands with each of them in turn, you'd never reach the end of the line because of the rate at which the population is increasing."

Author:  Mimi [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 13:13 ]
Post subject:  Re: Children

myoptika wrote:
Mimi wrote:
Mr Chris wrote:
I'll paste something on here tonight for you then.... ;)


No you do not. Seriously, I will hunt you down :P


Shit, don't check your PMs.

:DD

Author:  NervousPete [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 13:13 ]
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I wept, and recalled Idiocracy.

Then I remembered the good time I had watching that top comedy movie, and cheered up a little.

Then I wept a bit more, thinking about the insanity.

Author:  Cras [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 13:13 ]
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myoptika wrote:
*pounds 'foe' button so hard it breaks and all myp can see is posts by Mr Chris and Craster*


Yeah, sorry. I'll stop now. It's not my fault, he's just so wrong about everything!

Author:  myp [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 13:16 ]
Post subject:  Re: Children

I really don't know how you two ended up together.

Author:  Doctor Glyndwr [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 13:26 ]
Post subject:  Re: Children

Craster wrote:
Only the second has anything really to do with the taxpayer, as we have no information on how the Duggers support their kids.
Seemingly from their DVD and book sales, and judging by their house and my notions of the American benefits system, it looks to me like it's all working out well.
Craster wrote:
The future of our species doesn't rely on everyone who wants kids having kids either. In fact, the current greatest threat to our species is the fact that there's 6bn of us, consuming massively more resources than the planet can provide us with.
Overall, yes. But here in the UK as with most industrialised first-world nations long term trend in birthrates is downward, hence our forthcoming crisis when we have too many old retired people and not enough working young folks to support them. Where now your "sterilise the chavs" policy, hmmm?

Author:  ltia [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 13:27 ]
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Blimey. This threads got a bit Daily Mail-y. I'm.... shocked.

I've got two kids and get a negligable amount of child benefit for the second. I'm pretty sure it goes down to zero at some point, whether that's the next one or the fourth, I'm not sure. The amount I get for the first kid it pretty tiny, anyway. It isn't even enough to pay for nappies.

I suppose the benefits thing is a totally different argument, but there you go.

LTIA

Author:  Mimi [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 13:28 ]
Post subject:  Re: Children

ComicalGnomes wrote:
They must have some support, the guy would have to be some kind of millionaire to support so many kids. Although I suppose the TV and book deal were profitable, thus funding more kids and making it evermoreso of interest. I see a plan forming.


Well, I have been looking around t'internet and yes, they are in receipt of benefits, quite a bit of charity money and TLC (which is a television station that has been running some kind of cutesy documentary on this family since child 14) built their home.

They seem to make a lot of money out of being on television a lot, too, so they are also an all-American TV freakshow. They seem to be billed as some kind of clean-living Walton-esque set-up of a family - all good Christian values.

Apparrently the mother was on the pill for four years after she got married. She went back on the pill after having her first baby, but a year later came off, tried again and miscarried. They blamed this on the fact that she had been on the pill for a year.

So, she was on the pill for 4+1 years. At 39 she had given birth to 16 children.
?:|

I hope I am not being unfair. My half-sisters' half-sister (basically her dad was once married to my mother) is 27 and has 9 children, and it makes me angry, because she has a two bedroom house and I find it irresponsible and unfair to the childen. Her partner also has four children from a previous marriage (I thought it was two until last week, but no, it is four). At weekends there are 13 children and two adults in a two bedroom house.

I must say that the woman in question 'E' has some degree of learning difficulties - I find it difficult to blame her entirely. He, on the other hand, does not. E's dad the other day was pleading with her to get implants, a coil, anything, but D refuses to get a vasectomy and she said defiantly 'if I want more children I'll have them'

What can you say to that?

It makes me feel sad, maybe a little sickened. Her kitchen, for cooking for 11 people (15 at weekends) is about 8 foot by four foot. two people can't stand comfortably in there. They are on an urgent waiting list for a new house, but then they have been for about 6 years.

So yes, with a TV deal and a Christian Fundie attitude the Duggan's are at least doing Ok for themselves. It is worse when you have no money and a shack of a house, but I think it s wrong of the media to refer to the Duggans as some kind of 'miracle family' (and that often seems to be the exact term used by a lot of the media if you look around the net.)

Author:  Doctor Glyndwr [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 13:29 ]
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ltia wrote:
Blimey. This threads got a bit Daily Mail-y. I'm.... shocked.

I've got two kids and get a negligable amount of child benefit for the second. I'm pretty sure it goes down to zero at some point, whether that's the next one or the fourth, I'm not sure. The amount I get for the first kid it pretty tiny, anyway. It isn't even enough to pay for nappies.

I suppose the benefits thing is a totally different argument, but there you go.

LTIA
Oh yeah, also, :this:

Author:  Dudley [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 13:38 ]
Post subject:  Re: Children

richardgaywood wrote:
Overall, yes. But here in the UK as with most industrialised first-world nations long term trend in birthrates is downward, hence our forthcoming crisis when we have too many old retired people and not enough working young folks to support them.


This isn't a problem though, or at least not a long term one, it'll solve itself in 20 years when they die.

The way to solve that problem is not "Have more fucking kids", it's "Have a sustainable number of kids and ride out the consequences of the generation or two when you were fucking stupid".

Also the retirement age is now laughably low, the life expectancy has increased by a decade or two without it changing.

Author:  Shin [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 13:41 ]
Post subject:  Re: Children

Dudley wrote:
richardgaywood wrote:
Overall, yes. But here in the UK as with most industrialised first-world nations long term trend in birthrates is downward, hence our forthcoming crisis when we have too many old retired people and not enough working young folks to support them.


This isn't a problem though, or at least not a long term one, it'll solve itself in 20 years when they die.

The way to solve that problem is not "Have more fucking kids", it's "Have a sustainable number of kids and ride out the consequences of the generation or two when you were fucking stupid".

Also the retirement age is now laughably low, the life expectancy has increased by a decade or two without it changing.


All of :this:

Author:  Mr Russell [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 13:43 ]
Post subject:  Re: Children

That's why the retirement age isn't now compulsory though, yes?

Author:  myp [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 13:53 ]
Post subject:  Re: Children

Mr Russ wrote:
That's why the retirement age isn't now compulsory though, yes?


Except that a lot of firms are forcing people to retire at 65, and the courts have not yet said that that is illegal.

Author:  Shin [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 13:54 ]
Post subject:  Re: Children

I think that may come under 'agesism' though? Doesn't it? Which I thought was illegal-or have I got my wires crossed?

Author:  Dudley [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 13:55 ]
Post subject:  Re: Children

Well that's what the courts have to decide :)

Author:  Cras [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 14:03 ]
Post subject:  Re: Children

richardgaywood wrote:
Overall, yes. But here in the UK as with most industrialised first-world nations long term trend in birthrates is downward, hence our forthcoming crisis when we have too many old retired people and not enough working young folks to support them. Where now your "sterilise the chavs" policy, hmmm?


Increased birthrates is so far from a sustainable solution to that problem that it's not funny.

Author:  Doctor Glyndwr [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 14:07 ]
Post subject:  Re: Children

Craster wrote:
Increased birthrates is so far from a sustainable solution to that problem that it's not funny.
My point is, the UK, in common with the US and most of continental Europe, does not have a growing population and hence is not going to suffer from any sort of overcrowding issue in the foreseeable future.

Author:  Zardoz [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 14:09 ]
Post subject:  Re: Children

I'd like 18 kids. It means I can have sex 17 more times.

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