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Author:  Warhead [ Wed Jun 27, 2018 0:41 ]
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Jem wrote:
I have no idea what's going on.


Generally, it's better that way.
Author:  Kris [ Wed Jun 27, 2018 9:19 ]
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It's a spoiler party.
Author:  MaliA [ Wed Jun 27, 2018 9:25 ]
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There was a racing pigeon wandering around my road this morning. I tried to catch it but then remembered these are living things and very precious to their owners (Mike Tyson is a big bird fancier) so tried to take a photo of ring around its ankle. Photo didn't come out and the ird ran away and I dislike handling live birds so the neighbours just saw me chase a pigeon around and take a photo of it so thank God we are leaving.
Author:  Kris [ Wed Jun 27, 2018 9:32 ]
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:DD Catch the pidgeon
Author:  Zardoz [ Wed Jun 27, 2018 9:45 ]
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Malc wrote:
ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!
The next bloody episode he shows up FFS

ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!
:D
Author:  Jem [ Wed Jun 27, 2018 12:56 ]
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MaliA wrote:
There was a racing pigeon wandering around my road this morning. I tried to catch it but then remembered these are living things and very precious to their owners (Mike Tyson is a big bird fancier) so tried to take a photo of ring around its ankle. Photo didn't come out and the ird ran away and I dislike handling live birds so the neighbours just saw me chase a pigeon around and take a photo of it so thank God we are leaving.

Can be expensive too if they're from proven stock.
Author:  Jem [ Wed Jun 27, 2018 13:06 ]
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My granddad was a pigeon fancier, well known in racing circles, and invented a method (something to do with wing joint distance or the like) that basically predicts a birds ability to fly long distance. Pigeon fanciers still use it as part of their selection criteria. #randomfacts
Author:  zaphod79 [ Wed Jun 27, 2018 15:32 ]
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https://twitter.com/BBCArchive/status/1 ... 5048781825




All of Micro Live and other stuff now online
Author:  Warhead [ Thu Jun 28, 2018 7:14 ]
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Fantastic. Thanks for posting.
Author:  myp [ Thu Jun 28, 2018 11:32 ]
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Warhead wrote:
Fantastic. Thanks for posting.

You can play them on your new laptop.
Author:  MaliA [ Thu Jun 28, 2018 18:22 ]
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This was my best work of the year
Author:  DavPaz [ Thu Jun 28, 2018 18:25 ]
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Give more than 10 seconds before you screenshot. She might reply!
Author:  myp [ Thu Jun 28, 2018 18:42 ]
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Hope those people in York are ok.
Author:  Warhead [ Thu Jun 28, 2018 22:56 ]
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Lonewolves wrote:
Warhead wrote:
Fantastic. Thanks for posting.

You can play them on your new laptop.


:DD

I was hoping to play them on my BBC ‘B’ ..... oh, I had to give that back to the office.
Author:  MaliA [ Thu Jun 28, 2018 23:29 ]
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I love the way I can ask these questions and get them answered.
Author:  Warhead [ Fri Jun 29, 2018 1:20 ]
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Lemme see if that works for me.


What laptop should I buy?


Giphy "tumbleweed":
https://media1.giphy.com/media/UvmUA4shDIun6/giphy-loop.mp4

Bollocks.
Author:  Mr Dave [ Fri Jun 29, 2018 6:27 ]
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Warhead wrote:
Lemme see if that works for me.


What laptop should I buy?

An Xbox 360
Author:  MaliA [ Sun Jul 01, 2018 14:25 ]
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Yeserday, realising I am merely borrowing the world, I became carbon neutral and I made a solar oven to cook a sausage. What did you do, you monsters?
Author:  Trooper [ Sun Jul 01, 2018 14:29 ]
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It's still cooking I assume.
Author:  Warhead [ Sun Jul 01, 2018 14:31 ]
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It looks a bit underdone.

On Friday night I took a reusable shopping bag to the chippy, so they wouldn’t have to give me a plastic one that would have gone straight in the bin.
Author:  MaliA [ Tue Jul 03, 2018 13:13 ]
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Richard 3rd. Crikey! Eventful life !Basically: murder murder murder murder become king murder murder murder pass some fairly forward thinking laws murder murder have sex with your niece whose brothers you murdered murder murder murder big battle dead under a car park.
Author:  Kern [ Tue Jul 03, 2018 13:23 ]
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MaliA wrote:
Richard 3rd. Crikey! Eventful life !Basically: murder murder murder murder become king murder murder murder pass some fairly forward thinking laws murder murder have sex with your niece whose brothers you murdered murder murder murder big battle dead under a car park.


Sex with nuns?
Author:  Zardoz [ Wed Jul 04, 2018 9:17 ]
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Is that sausage cooked yet?
Author:  Kris [ Wed Jul 04, 2018 12:43 ]
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:this:
Author:  Warhead [ Wed Jul 04, 2018 13:09 ]
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MaliA wrote:
Richard 3rd. Crikey! Eventful life !Basically: murder murder murder murder become king murder murder murder pass some fairly forward thinking laws murder murder have sex with your niece whose brothers you murdered murder murder murder big battle dead under a car park.



SPOILERS!!!! >:(
Author:  Warhead [ Wed Jul 04, 2018 13:09 ]
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Kern wrote:
MaliA wrote:
Richard 3rd. Crikey! Eventful life !Basically: murder murder murder murder become king murder murder murder pass some fairly forward thinking laws murder murder have sex with your niece whose brothers you murdered murder murder murder big battle dead under a car park.


Sex with nuns?



Maybe after lunch. I'll check my diary.
Author:  MaliA [ Thu Jul 05, 2018 10:38 ]
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The photo accompanying this article looks like an am-dram Shaun of the Dead promo photo.
Author:  Jem [ Thu Jul 05, 2018 12:56 ]
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You know you live in a small town when someone you don't even know asks you if you've settled in yet, and then adds "because you live next door to [person]" (who you also don't actually know).

What has [person] been saying about me/us.... :S
Author:  Zardoz [ Thu Jul 05, 2018 12:59 ]
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Jem wrote:
what has [person] been saying about me/us.... :S

"Hello Dave Gaz... you're my wife now"
Author:  KovacsC [ Thu Jul 05, 2018 13:00 ]
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Jem wrote:
You know you live in a small town when someone you don't even know asks you if you've settled in yet, and then adds "because you live next door to [person]" (who you also don't actually know).

What has [person] been saying about me/us.... :S


it is like that round here..
Author:  Kris [ Thu Jul 05, 2018 13:43 ]
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@MaliA is that sausage cooked yet?
Author:  Cras [ Thu Jul 05, 2018 13:55 ]
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KovacsC wrote:
Jem wrote:
You know you live in a small town when someone you don't even know asks you if you've settled in yet, and then adds "because you live next door to [person]" (who you also don't actually know).

What has [person] been saying about me/us.... :S


it is like that round here..


Don't you live in the same place?
Author:  MaliA [ Thu Jul 05, 2018 13:57 ]
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Kris wrote:
@MaliA is that sausage cooked yet?


A dog ran off with the whole shebang
Author:  MaliA [ Thu Jul 05, 2018 13:58 ]
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Is a suit of armour for the porch in the new place tacky?
Author:  myp [ Thu Jul 05, 2018 14:12 ]
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MaliA wrote:
Is a suit of armour for the porch in the new place tacky?

Only if freshly painted.
Author:  Kris [ Thu Jul 05, 2018 14:37 ]
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MaliA wrote:
Is a suit of armour for the porch in the new place tacky?


Definitely not.

House warming party? As you're "only around the corner" I can come.
Author:  markg [ Thu Jul 05, 2018 14:39 ]
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Definitely a classy touch, it would complement the Rover perfectly.
Author:  Kern [ Thu Jul 05, 2018 14:49 ]
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MaliA wrote:
Is a suit of armour for the porch in the new place tacky?


Is it pink? Are there LEDs? Is it wired up with simple mechanisms to greet visitors and take their hats?
Author:  Findus Fop [ Thu Jul 05, 2018 14:52 ]
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Kern wrote:
MaliA wrote:
Is a suit of armour for the porch in the new place tacky?


Is it pink? Are there LEDs? Is it wired up with simple mechanisms to greet visitors and take their hats?


Does it have a massive codpiece? Then you can waggishly introduce it as your "suit d'amour" to your guests.
Author:  Trooper [ Thu Jul 05, 2018 15:05 ]
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Depends what it is made to fit. If it's a suit of armour for a horse, it might be tricky to get in the house,
Author:  Kern [ Thu Jul 05, 2018 15:17 ]
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MaliA wrote:
Is a suit of armour for the porch in the new place tacky?


As a kid, I only ever took home the multi-coloured rubbers from National Trust properties.
Author:  Kris [ Thu Jul 05, 2018 15:31 ]
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Kern wrote:
MaliA wrote:
Is a suit of armour for the porch in the new place tacky?


As a kid, I only ever took home the multi-coloured rubbers from National Trust properties.


Potentially NSFW

Like this?
Author:  Kern [ Thu Jul 05, 2018 15:32 ]
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No.
There's always a silhouette of the house or an oak leaf too.
Author:  Pundabaya [ Thu Jul 05, 2018 17:03 ]
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I'm never buying a National Trust rubber again! #boycott.
Author:  Jem [ Thu Jul 05, 2018 17:37 ]
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Cras wrote:
KovacsC wrote:
Jem wrote:
You know you live in a small town when someone you don't even know asks you if you've settled in yet, and then adds "because you live next door to [person]" (who you also don't actually know).

What has [person] been saying about me/us.... :S


it is like that round here..


Don't you live in the same place?


Yes, I can see his front door from our new place.
Author:  KovacsC [ Fri Jul 06, 2018 9:50 ]
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Cras wrote:
KovacsC wrote:
Jem wrote:
You know you live in a small town when someone you don't even know asks you if you've settled in yet, and then adds "because you live next door to [person]" (who you also don't actually know).

What has [person] been saying about me/us.... :S


it is like that round here..


Don't you live in the same place?



Yes one street away
Author:  Warhead [ Fri Jul 06, 2018 13:48 ]
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How likely are you to bump into a friend at a music festival?

Stupid Question. Surely it depends on whether you're standing next to them and how much pressure there is from the surrounding crowd.
Author:  Kris [ Fri Jul 06, 2018 13:50 ]
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I went to see Beyonce the other week with the GF and I literally saw three people I know there, no prior arrangement to meet or anything it was weird.
Author:  GazChap [ Fri Jul 06, 2018 14:29 ]
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I randomly bumped into Kern in the middle of London once.
Author:  Kris [ Fri Jul 06, 2018 14:41 ]
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GazChap wrote:
I randomly bumped into Kern in the middle of London once.


I wouldn't know it if I had.
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