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Author:  Cras [ Fri Oct 03, 2008 12:44 ]
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Squirt wrote:
Shin wrote:
Ugh! Any cheese except mild cheddar is evil, yuck-pooey!


Begone, foul cheese denier! Sully not this forum with your blasphemy and wrongness! For cheese is surely the gift of God to Man, a paragon of tastyness and an example to be held up for all other foods to aspire to!

Seriously, you are sooo wrong. Cheese is ace.


The man speaks truth.

Author:  Scarysheep3000 [ Fri Oct 03, 2008 13:01 ]
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Cheese is acebest. Brie is acebestest.

Author:  Shin [ Fri Oct 03, 2008 13:06 ]
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It's too strong for me. I'd love to try more cheeses as I do love cheddar but I don't like really ucky strong tastes like stilton at all. Are they any I can eat?

Author:  Squirt [ Fri Oct 03, 2008 13:14 ]
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If you're a mild cheddar person, you might like Stinking Bishop or Roquefort.

Author:  Dimrill [ Fri Oct 03, 2008 13:15 ]
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Or Yarg. If you've a sweet tooth, get some Bowland as it's gurt lush.

Author:  Cras [ Fri Oct 03, 2008 13:18 ]
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Shin wrote:
It's too strong for me. I'd love to try more cheeses as I do love cheddar but I don't like really ucky strong tastes like stilton at all. Are they any I can eat?


Go for Casu Marzu

Author:  Curiosity [ Fri Oct 03, 2008 13:35 ]
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Mild cheddar is to proper cheese as Blue Nun is to Chateau D'Yquem (posh sweet wine).

It's just horrid plastic stuff that doesn't really taste of anything.

Author:  myp [ Fri Oct 03, 2008 13:35 ]
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I love the way you have to explain your analogy because most people won't get it.

You ponce.

Author:  Zardoz [ Fri Oct 03, 2008 13:41 ]
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I seem to be addicted to strong cheeses, anything with blue mold or extra matured.

Make my mouth burn you creamy heathens! It will give me more reason to swill Port!

Author:  myp [ Fri Oct 03, 2008 13:42 ]
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I suspect I'd love cheese if I could eat it. :(

Author:  Dudley [ Fri Oct 03, 2008 13:44 ]
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I mock you and your broken body.

Author:  myp [ Fri Oct 03, 2008 13:45 ]
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I really should get round to finding out how allergic I am these days. I spoke to the nurse at my local surgery about it, and she suggested going to casualty and drinking some milk in the waiting room(!)

Author:  Shin [ Fri Oct 03, 2008 13:46 ]
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I'll have a try of those cheeses, thanks! I also get to buy loads of yummy clotted cream tomorrow when I go to Devon

Myp-you can request a test at your Dr's. I used to have a milk intolerancy and it went after a few years.

Author:  Cras [ Fri Oct 03, 2008 14:13 ]
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Shin wrote:
I'll have a try of those cheeses, thanks!


I want a full review on here of the one I suggested.

Author:  ultrabrilliant [ Fri Oct 03, 2008 14:18 ]
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Cheap mild cheddar's horrible. It's like having vinyl shavings on your sarnie.

In other exciting CHEESE NEWS, I tried some soft cheese with apricots in it the other day. Man, that was nice.

Author:  Zardoz [ Fri Oct 03, 2008 14:19 ]
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Fruit and cheese? Yes please!

And anchovies and pork pies and chorizo.

Author:  ultrabrilliant [ Fri Oct 03, 2008 14:23 ]
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Ever tried Marks & Spencer pork and pickle pies? It's a match made in fatty heaven.

Author:  Shin [ Fri Oct 03, 2008 14:33 ]
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Craster wrote:
Shin wrote:
I'll have a try of those cheeses, thanks!


I want a full review on here of the one I suggested.


I will do, genuinely I will (that's how sad I am)
I like catherdral city cheddar :) yummy! One of my favourite things to eat is when I make cheesey mash with tomato aswell! NOM NOM X 1000!

Author:  Dudley [ Fri Oct 03, 2008 14:54 ]
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Tesco Mexican Chedder is a thing of beauty too.

Author:  AceAceBaby [ Fri Oct 03, 2008 14:59 ]
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Squirt wrote:
If you're a mild cheddar person, you might like Stinking Bishop


I can't tell you how difficult it is to not Go There. :nerd: 8) :S

Author:  Squirt [ Fri Oct 03, 2008 15:04 ]
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Shin wrote:
Craster wrote:
Shin wrote:
I'll have a try of those cheeses, thanks!


I want a full review on here of the one I suggested.


I will do, genuinely I will (that's how sad I am)


Casu Marzu might be hard to find in the UK - I don't think it travels too well and the Sardinian goat herders who make it tend to keep it to themselves. You could probably reproduce the same effect yourself by just leaving a chunk of chedder outside in the sun for a month or so.

Author:  Shin [ Fri Oct 03, 2008 15:05 ]
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I never actually looked at the link...


SHEEP MILK!? Ewwwwww!!!! No way Craster >.<

Author:  Cras [ Fri Oct 03, 2008 15:06 ]
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You looked at that page and the thing on there you found disgusting was that it's made with sheep milk?

Author:  AceAceBaby [ Fri Oct 03, 2008 15:08 ]
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Eating products derived from sheeps milk is abhorrent, unnatural and disgusting.

You should suck it straight from the sheep's rubbery teat. Slurp! :droool:

Author:  Cras [ Fri Oct 03, 2008 15:23 ]
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There are lots of lovely sheep's cheese. They tend to provide a mild, buttery taste.

Author:  BikNorton [ Fri Oct 03, 2008 15:31 ]
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Dudley wrote:
Tesco Mexican Chedder is a thing of beauty too.
I liked chilli cheeses for a while, but then I realised it's much better to buy a decent cheese and apply large amounts of decent chilli separately. Usually cheaper, too.

Author:  Zardoz [ Fri Oct 03, 2008 15:38 ]
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ultrabrilliant wrote:
Ever tried Marks & Spencer pork and pickle pies? It's a match made in fatty heaven.


Yes. Good.

Author:  chinnyhill10 [ Fri Oct 03, 2008 16:19 ]
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Dudley wrote:
Tesco Mexican Chedder is a thing of beauty too.


I got my chedder home and found it was a laptop. Should I take it back?

Author:  Zardoz [ Fri Oct 03, 2008 16:36 ]
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Sell it on ebay then buy more cheddar.

Author:  kalmar [ Fri Oct 03, 2008 16:45 ]
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Laptop cheddar? Euw.

Author:  Grim... [ Fri Oct 03, 2008 16:48 ]
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Better than mouse cheese.

Author:  AceAceBaby [ Fri Oct 03, 2008 16:50 ]
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Or going down on some stinky bishop.

Author:  sinister agent [ Fri Oct 03, 2008 17:58 ]
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Craster wrote:
Shin wrote:
I'll have a try of those cheeses, thanks!


I want a full review on here of the one I suggested.


Video review, please. Also, I believe the posts here constitute a legally binding contract, so no backing out now.

Mild cheddar annoys the ell out of me. It's utterly pointless, and there are hardly and good strong cheddars in supermarkets. Certainly not for less than a few quid. I used to love Seriously Strong for being a great balance of price and strength, but they went and mildened it after it got quite big, the wussies.

Cathedral City is the worst mainstream cheese. It's even more falvourless than your average corner shop sandwich plastic.

Roule is lovely. Brie is tasty. Chedder is the best. Cheeeeeeeeeeese!

Author:  tossrStu [ Fri Oct 03, 2008 19:26 ]
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Grim... wrote:
Better than mouse cheese.


Or cat's milk:

Image

Fresh from their tiny little teats!

Author:  Shin [ Fri Oct 03, 2008 19:28 ]
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sinister agent wrote:
Craster wrote:
Shin wrote:
I'll have a try of those cheeses, thanks!


I want a full review on here of the one I suggested.


Video review, please. Also, I believe the posts here constitute a legally binding contract, so no backing out now.

Mild cheddar annoys the ell out of me. It's utterly pointless, and there are hardly and good strong cheddars in supermarkets. Certainly not for less than a few quid. I used to love Seriously Strong for being a great balance of price and strength, but they went and mildened it after it got quite big, the wussies.

Cathedral City is the worst mainstream cheese. It's even more falvourless than your average corner shop sandwich plastic.

Roule is lovely. Brie is tasty. Chedder is the best. Cheeeeeeeeeeese!


Even if I'm vomiting in the video?

Author:  Mimi [ Fri Oct 03, 2008 19:30 ]
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I think a good mature cheddar can be a great cheese. I do not like sweet cheddars though, and I have noticed that a few I have bought recently have tasted quite sweet. I also dislike crystallised salts in cheddars, which make then tastes gritty. i was in Marks and Sparkles the other day and one of their cheeses (ether a cheddar or regional equivalent) was called ___________ (region) crunIhy. Of all things cheese should e, crunchy, for me, is not one of them.

Author:  sinister agent [ Fri Oct 03, 2008 19:55 ]
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Well matured cheese naturally forms patches of calcium carbonate*, though, surely.

*aka limestone. Yum.

Author:  Mimi [ Fri Oct 03, 2008 19:58 ]
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Some do form those gritty bits, some don't. The fact that some don't must mean it is possible to make the cheese without them forming, and if it isn't necessary to have bits of rock in your cheese, I'd rather not have them.

I can well imagine that some people like them, but they really aren't to my liking.

Author:  DBSnappa [ Fri Oct 03, 2008 20:49 ]
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I have a horrible suspicion that smooth cheddar is probably achieved by adding something that is not as nature intended.

Anyway, I'm not a huge fan of cheddar, but it isn't the only hard cheese that suffers from hard lumps. I like some of the sheep and goat cheeses. Manchego is nice. I love the stronger cheeses as well - but they have to be eaten at room temperature and with a decent array of biscuits, breads, fruit and port for maximum tastiness.

Camembert is much better than brie to my taste.

@shin - if you don't like Stilton, try Dolcellate, it's like a cross between camembert and stilton - it's lovely. Remember to let it reach room temperature before eating though.

Author:  sinister agent [ Fri Oct 03, 2008 20:52 ]
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Mimi wrote:
Some do form those gritty bits, some don't. The fact that some don't must mean it is possible to make the cheese without them forming, and if it isn't necessary to have bits of rock in your cheese, I'd rather not have them.

I can well imagine that some people like them, but they really aren't to my liking.


Fair point. I'd imagine changing the process in such a way alters the flavour somehow, since there's no great reason not to do it otherwise. I don't like them as such, but I don't dislike them, and tend to prefer cheeseses with them. Could just be coincidence, though.

Author:  BikNorton [ Fri Oct 03, 2008 21:37 ]
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The crunchiness is a sign of maturity.

Tesco used to do a Finest Special Reserve Vintage Cheddar that hit 7 on the strength scale they used at the time. It was the only cheese that hit 7 on the scale, and that didn't do it justice at all, it punched you in the jaw, smashed your teeth then bit your tongue in several places.

It was fucking beautiful (man), but also the only cheese that bore any chance of lasting more than 10 minutes beyond passing my front door. It was extremely crunchy.

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