Be Excellent To Each Other

This is what I will now believe happened.

I get very excited about Christmas, but this year it has appeared out of nowhere after the worst year ever on record ever. Hopefully it will be pure awesome to make up for it

I won't 'do' Christmas.

I quite enjoy inheritance tax law and stuff like that.

That suggests the number of posters is going up, while the number of posts is going down. It's backward, chap.

Is the graph not showing the number of posts made by each person in order of post count? So it is going down because as you go down the member list they post less.

that's how I read it, Gill

Aha!

/Hands out a gold star

Gill, shouldn't you be revising?

oh Take That on Tv

Robbie Williams look a lot like Stewart Lee nowadays

Stew Lee look Robbie?! No! Stew Lee look Mozza.

16th.


Does anyone remember Gold Digger?

Just me, then.


'Ben Watt from Everything But The Girl has really let himself go'.

I am revising right now

I am contemplating killing myself by papercuts inflicted by the 17th edition book. I don't know how to revise I've never done it before just practicing past papers and swearing at the answers every now and then. If I had as much times as I wanted to do the test then I'd pass no problem but I'm a bit stressed by the limit imposed.
I shouldn't really be on here eh? I actually only came on to have a moan at you kalmar, since you at least understand how ludicrous an idea is it to test someone on the 17th edition.

I have now resorted to listening to Snow Patrol, THINGS HAVE GOT THAT BAD. Actually, I'm not a big fan of Snow Patrol and don't really have any particular feelings either way towards them, but I think that 'You could be happy', 'Make this go on forever' and 'Set the fire to the third bar' are three excellent songs. Always good to listen to when in a bad mood.

Hello! I was in Cornwall the other month. You'll be pleased to hear I don't want a second home there, or something.

They let you in? I thought they were all xenophobes down there.

Now now.

Why can I hear banjo music?

I have managed to convince myself that I would benefit more from a decent nights sleep than I would from another hour of (pretending to) study. So I am off to bed, where I will probably start playing GeoDefense on my iPhone and not actually get to sleep til after eleven.

Make sure you get up early and nail an 1-2 hours before you go. It really helps

I have an hour or so in work before I go do the test so I will do some studying then (or alternatively I will drink coffee and moan about how little studying I did tonight, the get bored and start discussing the weekend).

I hope that EVERYBODY has their fingers and toes crossed for my holidays I've booked for Monday and tuesday. They got approved, but I have a sort of training session scheduled for Tuesday and if my boss notices then I might have to go in. It's not even a real training session it's just a briefing about what happens at the 'aspiration meetings' we're getting where we tell the company what we want to happen to us when they close my site. If my holidays get cancelled for that I'll be ragingg. Especially since I bought wine in especially.

Oh, the benefits of working for my company-today was baileys awareness day or something, so lunch was chicken with Baileys sauce and then baileys cheesecake. Tasty!

God I really am going to extreme lengths to distract myself. Please ignore me.

chicken with baileys sauce?

I went to Cornwall once, for a week. We stayed in Bude - absolutely stunning countryside, beautiful beaches, and all helped by the weather being amazing for the full 7 days, of course. The people seemed fine, on the most part. It was a bit weird, actually - everyone was perfectly lovely most of the time, but just a bit 'different', like they were 10% caterpillar.

That was my first reaction but it was actually very nice-it was a Baileys and wholegrain mustard cream sauce which sounds even worse but the Baileys flavour was very subtle. I really enjoyed it.

I thought we already had a Kernow? Or am I imagining that?
My girlfriend has spent the week in Cornwall choosing where to build more houses and stuff. I doubt she will be appreciated.

FTFY.

Gill's been here since MARCH? Time flies!

Is the world deserted today or something? There were no kids on the bus, the roads were empty*, there was no-one in town and now I've seen 2 people in work so far.

Was there a zombie apocalypse, or are the schools having a training day?

*I may be exaggerating slightly

Maybe people took the day off due to the Worst Apocalyptic Storm Ov History.

Buh? It's very pleasant here. No wind and not too cold. Bloody southerners and their flat flood plains.

Edit: I see the floods are in Cumbria. Oops

Yeah, it's hardly rained the past 3 days.

Ooooh look how British I am, I'm talking about the weather. And waiting for the kettle to boil too!

Erm, also, I spent pretty much every summer from age 8 to 14 in Cornwall after my godparents moved down there to run a camping site. Contrary to Mimi's memories of the place, it always seemed to be raining. Oh look, I'm doing it again

I've been to Cornwall once. It poured down for two weeks solid. I remember playing endless crappy board games and dashing out to the chip shop once in a while for food.

I started the day today with a good old vomit. Can earl grey tea be "off"? Because it was a cup of black earl grey that appears to have triggered it.

I've never been to Cornwall, but I might do.

Did it taste off?

It's be because you are a Marxist and your body is reacting to the Earl Gray in revulsion as all proper tea is theft.

Maybe it was your Cliff Richard T-shirt.

MaliA, get out.

Wah wah wah waaaaaaaaaaaah.

I don't get what it so weird about that Gaz... I just tested that e-mail address, typing it with one 'b', and got a delivery failure message, so it looks like it MUST be with two 'b's after all and far from being a stupid question it was a very salient one that spotted your error.

So, I've a Business Accounts exam in 23 hours and 23 mnutes time and so far I've:

Pondered that I can only really part my hair from right to left, and not the other way around.
Had a discussion about buying new curtains and the dimensions thereof.
Tidied the study.

Also, my dad and his wife* decided to make dinner consist entirely of Cornish Pasties.** That night I puked, from the top bunk, into my younger brother's shoes. I haven't a) touched a Cornish Pasty since, or b) Been to Cornwall.


*We drove several miles to Newquay (we were staying somewhere on the south coast), only to find it was exceptionally busy, and couldn't see any parking spaces after ten minutes of looking. My dad's wife, ever the grumpy fucking bitch, made him turn the car around and take us back to the stupid, depressing caravan park.


**the baked goods not the nipple tassles.

I really like Cornish pasties.

Good Cornish pasties are hard to find (and dedicated astie shops seem to basically shove anything into a bit of pastry and think it's okay to charge £4.00 for 200g of wheat). It doesn't help that Ginsters'sss's'' are overtaking a lot of places, and Ginsters are bloody horrible. Most supermarket own brands are nicer.

Oh jeezy creezy. I'm sat in music production room, reimaging a pc, and the experimental jazz class is next door. It sounds like a one man band falling down a mountain