Blibs and blobs number 4

kalmar · **Posted:** Tue Nov 18, 2008 13:16

See, why don't they cut out the middleman and just send you an email that there's a parcel for you, and then you can go to the warehouse and get it, without all the arsing about with blokes driving huge vans to every house in the land every day of the week, when everyone is out anyway?

I mean, it's not rocket science, is it?

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38490

or just start work 8 hours later and deliver in the evenings by default?

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

Or not be a bunch of fucking useless cunts that employ theiving cunting temporary workers who last year conspired to steal no fewer than 3 birthday presents sent through the post to me. They never arrived but none of the senders bothered to record it or even get a certificate of postage. Guh.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Tue Nov 18, 2008 13:37

Curse you, postal service!

I mena, they must have stolen my book swap book, as I'm sure that the person meant to be sending me a book wouldn't have not sent it!!!

devilman · **Posted:** Tue Nov 18, 2008 13:46

davpaz wrote:

A lecturer has just come to me to ask her to help with a slideshow from a computer. Problem is, the woman doing the slideshow has fucking mac. We don't support macs, we don't use macs and I don't know how to use fucking macs.

Had a similar thing happen to me today as the CEO has just got himself a Macbook and wanted me to configure Entourage for him. Thankfully it wasn't too difficult despite having never used a Mac or Entourage before. Later this week will be the Boot Camp stuff...

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11845

When I was expecting Farcry 2, I heard the letterbox, I went to collect. Nothing there, boo-urns. So I just opened the door when he was on his way back down stairs and asked if he had a parcel, "yeah, 'ere ya go".
Why didn't you a) post it as it could have gone through the letter box, b) ring the doorbell/knock on the door. Still, I got my game.

markg · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 16575

ComicalGnomes wrote:

Or not be a bunch of fucking useless cunts that employ theiving cunting temporary workers who last year conspired to steal no fewer than 3 birthday presents sent through the post to me. They never arrived but none of the senders bothered to record it or even get a certificate of postage. Guh.

Or just maybe they forgot your birthday and lied to save themselves from your fury.

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11845

markg wrote:

ComicalGnomes wrote:

Or not be a bunch of fucking useless cunts that employ theiving cunting temporary workers who last year conspired to steal no fewer than 3 birthday presents sent through the post to me. They never arrived but none of the senders bothered to record it or even get a certificate of postage. Guh.

Or just maybe they forgot your birthday and lied to save themselves from your fury.

Shhhhh!!! Don't spoil it.

markg · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 16575

What? At least I said "forgot" rather than "couldn't give a fuck about".

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38490

ALL OF YOUR GAMERPICS HAVE DISSAPPEARED FROM YOUR SIGS! The world is rocking on it's very foundations!

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Tue Nov 18, 2008 15:25

Look alright to me.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25670

I can't see them either:

Attachment:

Picture 5.jpg

When is 'the day' the xbox day?

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25670

Jazzy G - when are you going to tiptoe 'round my garden, hmm?

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Mimi wrote:

Jazzy G - when are you going to tiptoe 'round my garden, hmm?

Is this a euphamism for norty lesbytarianism?

Dudley · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8679

Sadly I suspect not.

The Rev Owen · **Posted:** Tue Nov 18, 2008 16:00

Pfffff.

In the Sky planner, tomorrow's new Civil War drama The Devil's Whore has been renamed The Devil's Wh**e.

kalmar · **Posted:** Tue Nov 18, 2008 16:02

The Rev Owen wrote:

Pfffff.

In the Sky planner, tomorrow's new Civil War drama The Devil's Whore has been renamed The Devil's Wh**e.

The Devil's Whale? As in James Whale?

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32619

kalmar wrote:

The Rev Owen wrote:

Pfffff.

In the Sky planner, tomorrow's new Civil War drama The Devil's Whore has been renamed The Devil's Wh**e.

The Devil's Whale? As in James Whale?

I find that offensive, the man is a prick. Quick! To the Daily Mail complain-oh-tron!

Shin · **Posted:** Tue Nov 18, 2008 16:09

Shouting fest tonight I think

I have embroidered my little heart out today and got all the bits done that were needed to be done. The I actually got complimented, 'Whoa! Kat that's great! Have you finished the samples too? Bloody hell, you have! That's fab.' Yes, yes-because I am fab and you do want to keep me working here because I can do much fabness

She must be in a good mood as she has invited me and G-unit out on Sat for a meal with her and Si....entertainment whilst we eat-of course! Knives and forks at dawn it'll be

but at least it'll be funny

Malc · **Posted:** Tue Nov 18, 2008 16:12

kalmar wrote:

The Rev Owen wrote:

Pfffff.

In the Sky planner, tomorrow's new Civil War drama The Devil's Whore has been renamed The Devil's Wh**e.

The Devil's Whale? As in James Whale?

When my brother and I were younger, we went to the video store (Selecta Video in Pimlico). Oh, by the way, this wasn't just a one off thing, we did this fairly often. Any way on one occasion my brother selected "The best little whore house in Texas" and was most disappointed when we got it home and discovered that whore meant prostitute and not war.

I must admit I was surprised when he chose that film, but I assumed he knew what he was doing.

Malc

KovacsC · **Posted:** Tue Nov 18, 2008 16:37

I hate writing reports!!! This one for IT in a dentist surgury is doign my nut in!!

kalmar · **Posted:** Tue Nov 18, 2008 16:41

Dental grade OS. Ubuntu Cavity, or something like that.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Tue Nov 18, 2008 16:43

kalmar wrote:

Dental grade OS. Ubuntu Cavity, or something like that.

You are closer than you think

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Nov 18, 2008 16:55

I just remembered the time when Chinny hotlinked an image on (World of Linda Barker - Ed) and it got swapped to tubgirl*.

:spew:

Lol

Not sure what reminded me of that.

* WARNING Do you really want to Google it WARNING *

Shin · **Posted:** Tue Nov 18, 2008 18:51

For the first time I'm not going to google something like that as I have an upset tummy today

Doing artwork for 'The Romping cat' that made me laugh more than it should have

Fallout or shooting with Gaz....hmmm....I actually get to shoot people IN Fallout though :/

Dudley · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8679

Shin wrote:

For the first time I'm not going to google something like that as I have an upset tummy today

So did Tubgirl.

Shin · **Posted:** Tue Nov 18, 2008 18:55

I think(?) maybe I can guess....no I can't...I'll look tomorrow when I won't :spew:

Dudley · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8679

You still will.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38490

tubgirl... the picture of innocence and virtue. and incontinence

Shin · **Posted:** Tue Nov 18, 2008 19:06

Oh, I've seen that ages ago-my friend sent me a 'gross link' on facebook

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Tue Nov 18, 2008 19:22

Mimi wrote:

Jazzy G - when are you going to tiptoe 'round my garden, hmm?

Well I'm just off for a bath, but then the 360 is going on, give me a nudge if you're about.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25670

A nudge about in the bath?

I think it is naughty lesbitarianism :hat:

I actually have to pick up a new lead to go to the eggbox from teh routers tomorrow, the plastc end for the wire cable thingy broke off on Sunday because I stood on it in pointy heels

I wanted to go today but I forget what they were called and didn't want to get mixed up with ones that go to telephones.

This is a hint to people for information.

Dudley · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8679

Cat-5e is the technical name or "Ethernet cable"

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Asking for an ethernet cable or RJ45 cable will do you, I'd think.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25670

Ahh, ETHERNET! That's the ticket. I couldn't remember the name and I threw the other one out when teh end broke of. Cheers m'dears. x

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Tue Nov 18, 2008 19:43

[gullibility test]Ask for a VGA cable[/gullibility test]

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25670

Mr Dave wrote:

[gullibility test]Ask for a VGA cable[/gullibility test]

No, I looked ethernet cable up in image search before I typed teh reply to make sure. VGA cable looks like a cable you have on a PC, though I can't remember what it does. I do not miss all of those cables that computers have

Sheepeh · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 2320

Mimi wrote:

Mr Dave wrote:

[gullibility test]Ask for a VGA cable[/gullibility test]

No, I looked ethernet cable up in image search before I typed teh reply to make sure. VGA cable looks like a cable you have on a PC, though I can't remember what it does. I do not miss all of those cables that computers have

My Xbox 360 has a VGA cable. My PC does not.

TEEHEEHEE.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

My PC has an ethernet cable. My 360 does not

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25670

I have no PC. My mac has one wire ith a plug on the end that is permanently attached. Not a single other wire!

My xbox DID have an ethernet, it has a power lead and something that goes to the TV.

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Tue Nov 18, 2008 20:45

Mimi wrote:

A nudge about in the bath?

I think it is naughty lesbitarianism :hat:

I actually have to pick up a new lead to go to the eggbox from teh routers tomorrow, the plastc end for the wire cable thingy broke off on Sunday because I stood on it in pointy heels

I wanted to go today but I forget what they were called and didn't want to get mixed up with ones that go to telephones.

This is a hint to people for information.

Aww, well that's ok, I'm 'working' from home tomorrow.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25670

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

Mimi wrote:

A nudge about in the bath?

I think it is naughty lesbitarianism :hat:

I actually have to pick up a new lead to go to the eggbox from teh routers tomorrow, the plastc end for the wire cable thingy broke off on Sunday because I stood on it in pointy heels

I wanted to go today but I forget what they were called and didn't want to get mixed up with ones that go to telephones.

This is a hint to people for information.

Aww, well that's ok, I'm 'working' from home tomorrow.

Me too after I buy a new lead and a new big blanket!

OOh, and new XBox interface tomorrow, too

D

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Tue Nov 18, 2008 20:58

Oooh! I may join you on the sofa with my duvet and some hot chocolate! :DD

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25670

Duvet? Hot Chocolate? :luv:

I have little marshmallows here.

Wow, best day ever

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25670

What's teh new 360 interface like, Sheepeh and gang? Should I be excited for tomorrow?

I'll have to start displaying my gamercard again. With pride!

Chinny - do you hate the new gamercards/whole interface. It strikes me that you might. :DD

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

I think you need one of these, ladies.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25670

Oh... My...

:luv:

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Tue Nov 18, 2008 21:16

Haha, I saw those advertised while I was in the US, but they were $19.99 for two!

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

I was expecting a chocolate blanket, so I'm slightly disappointed.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32619

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

Haha, I saw those advertised while I was in the US, but they were $19.99 for two!

You think that;s pricey, check out the UK shipping.

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