Oh, boy. Are we both in trouble now.

Only joking, I got her a personalised number plate for the car. sort of. it was cheaper to change her name to "HN51 CJD", so that's saved a few bob.

Mmm, infectious.

I was going to post something about that being appropriate if you were married to a mad cow, but that would be terribly crass, so I won't.

Viz magazine have been in touch... They'd like their joke back please.

"Magazine"?

Do you not consider it a magazine then?

Also.. I think I've just driven past Dr Zoidbergs father in law.

It's a comic.

Graphic novel.

Comics are meant to be funny, though.

Not really. I got her an ipad

Noooooooo KFC are out of gravy!

Nay thread, surely?

There's a missed opportunity.

It's a nice day outside. I've just turned on the small portable heater next to my desk because the air-con in our office is set way too cold and we can't change it.

Brrr....

Greggs the "Bakers" is going to stop / has stopped selling bread.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-32793389

That's going to make some of their sandwich fillings awfully messy to eat.

After extensive research I have found that you can't teach people a lesson.

On the upside, your pig does a wonderful rendition of 'O sole mio'

The barman commented on my lack-of-beardness. Didn't give me a free drink though.

I sat outside with my manager for a 'meeting' and a bit of a gossip and we both. Came in a bit pink.

Was lovely outside. The sunshine makes me feel all happy and lovely.

Probably won't feel this way in another couple of months, mind.

I hate punctures.

Mimi boosting my post count there.

Uh huh

Not quite as good as his first ad, but LAW HAWK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmZiqwRnwtM

Where's the first one?

That. IS. AMAZING.

Right, that does it I'm changing my trading name to something cool like Texas Law Hawk.

Now you've made me trawl YouTube.

Campbell Alexandra* scares the shit out of me. SERIOUSLY.



*ignore Saul Goodman at the beginning...

BOOM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x26p2t ... w-hawk_fun

It's the bit at the end with the stick which he can't quite break that has me in stitches every time.

SAT - you need to come to the BBQ and then we should make a YouTube ad for your ambulance chasingfirm.

Two of the picture frames on his wall are slightly off from being level. The man is evil.

I'll get ready to update the website.

What is the stick that you lift up in a car to park called?

Handbrake

Awesome x

Quick question: is anyone *not* a little bit in love with Mimi? Seems impossible not to be.

Until she cheated and asked here I had her convinced she was correct in thinking it was called a parking stick.

I doubt I'll get a response to this as there's presumably some kind of IRL stuff going on but: where's myp? I really miss him.

Is the name of your sextape.

He's still active on Twitter. Dunno if he's not on here for any specific reason, or if he's just not said much.

I spent some time this morning doing some actual work from home; that means I can stick Caffeine on my PC with the volume turned up and get my PS4 on right?

Fished this out of the loft earlier. Now looking for a nice way to display it. Shame the back isn't great.

Happy birthday trooper and saturnalian

Removed as it was messing up the forum....

Windows Phone there; pushing the envelope.

Hmmm...+Maybe+the+new+
browser+isn't+actually+that+good%3f

What the fuck?

It's the world's first Newspeak autocorrect function.
++Good

What browser is it?