Did it smell of raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, bright copper kettles and warm woollen mittens?

Not 'manly' just neutral. Shut up. Anyway, I wrapped Grim...'s Christmas gift in the plainest, most neutral way possible purposefully so he could not guess

Did you google that?

It had a fucking bow on it!

I put bows on 80% of my stuff this year because Mimi did it for me.

I put bows on 80% of my stuff this year because I am well fruity.

You must have the prettiest penis in town.

Did it smell of raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, bright copper kettles and warm woollen mittens?

Are we doing a Big Reveal?

I've no idea who sent mine, but it is right tricky, and I can only get a third of the way through it. It's awesome. Thank you once again. I think the person who received mine knows it was from me, though. Or can work it out.

No-one read my post!

I buyed GazChap's funny zombie preacher! I went to the comic shop to see if they had any Alien stuff but they just had a couple of statues that everyone has anyway, and then I spied that chap at the back. It's from "a comic book".

I didn't realise at the time that you had to buy all four main characters to get all the bits of the Zombie, but hey, the arms should come in handy.

Complaint, prediction or directive?

I got a recipe book for cakes and cookies, they look awesome!

Kylie says they're 'fabulous'...

Thanks Santa, Ramsea took the receipt out of the box so it's totes still a secret. Damnit.

That second row down looks a bit rude!

Cake and naked men....my two favourite things. Santa did well, right!?

You didn't get a present? That's rubbish

@Jazzy: next year, if you're running it, we can split the participants into two secret groups and handle one group each. You can organise between one set of peoria including me, and vice versa. That way you don't miss out on the fun.

That's at least three waiting then... Curiosity, Mimi and Zardoz.

For shame... send them now!

It had a fucking bow on it!

TWO parcels received today!

I, however, have come home to find the package I sent to Mimi returneded to sender. The main label is mainly torn off and the packing certainly not pristine. I think it's been attacked by an angry bear.

I'll get it sent off again first class on the tomorrow.

Malc - do you have a pic or link?

Sorry,

http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=ufo+sc ... 04&bih=704

Malc

I know who sent mine.

At least I hope I know...

[pix forthcoming]

Can't see your third image, lad

My "NSFW" alarm has gone off. Who was it?

I...
I don't really have an alarm, you know.

I've fixed it, you puritanicals.

You've ruined EVERYTHING!

Found a voicemail on my old phone from the courier, saying they'd tried to deliver before Christmas, but I guess Curio had gone to Ireland by then. God knows why they didn't just stick a card through his door or something…

They've sent it back to the shop now, so I've shot an email to them to find out what's going on with it. Hopefully I'll be able to get it redelivered next week. Bloody things.