Bits & Bobs 5

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

chinnyhill10 wrote:

myoptika wrote:

That sig is genius, Chinny. Could you make it bigger?

I did think of doing it for satirical purposes.
67 bananas to anyone who can name all the games featured.

Its hard to see some of them - what i can make out :

1) Super Pipeline II (obviously)
2) Roland on the Ropes
3) too small to make out - it looks a little bit like a top down gauntlet type thing but its not got enough pixels for me to see :-(
4) Robocop
5) ..... i know this but cant remember the name its some old shooty mafia type game that came out on everything .......

myp · **Posted:** Fri Nov 21, 2008 15:00

What's the difference between a library assistant and an assistant librarian?

Curiosity · **Posted:** Fri Nov 21, 2008 15:01

Rodafowa wrote:

Joans wrote:

Curiosity has all the jam.

[/poker clique]

Ten-seven off and he turns the nut straight. TEN-SEVEN OFF. AAAAARGH.

IIRC I was the big blind, or had enough chips to play all vaguely playable hands off small blinds. If you'd raised me anything material before the Turn then I would have folded. It's hardly my fault that you called me (or finally raised me, I forget) once I had the straight and you had a pair...

NervousPete · **Posted:** Fri Nov 21, 2008 15:02

myoptika wrote:

What's the difference between a library assistant and an assistant librarian?

Money.

In reality, a library assistant is a lowly floor assistant who works in a library. A librarian is a God-like figure who knows everything about books and archiving and everything for ever and alway, so a assistant librarian is some sort of demi-God figure. I think.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Fri Nov 21, 2008 15:03

Bobbyaro wrote:

I got bored with crackdown when all the women I killed and put in a dumpster kept disappearing so I could never fill the dumpster. I felt like Sisyphus.

This made me laugh.

:DD

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Nov 21, 2008 15:03

Best of luck Pete!

Will you be able to offer us a BeeX discount when you're further up the ladder?

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Nov 21, 2008 15:04

nervouspete wrote:

so a assistant

FAIL

NervousPete · **Posted:** Fri Nov 21, 2008 15:05

Zardoz wrote:

nervouspete wrote:

so a assistant

FAIL

Joans · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8648

zaphod79 wrote:

chinnyhill10 wrote:

myoptika wrote:

That sig is genius, Chinny. Could you make it bigger?

I did think of doing it for satirical purposes.
67 bananas to anyone who can name all the games featured.

Its hard to see some of them - what i can make out :

1) Super Pipeline II (obviously)
2) Roland on the Ropes
3) too small to make out - it looks a little bit like a top down gauntlet type thing but its not got enough pixels for me to see :-(
4) Robocop
5) ..... i know this but cant remember the name its some old shooty mafia type game that came out on everything .......

5 is Zub, but I can't make out number 3 either.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32619

I got your Excel games right here pal.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

zaphod79 wrote:

1) Super Pipeline II (obviously)
2) Roland on the Ropes
3) too small to make out - it looks a little bit like a top down gauntlet type thing but its not got enough pixels for me to see :-(
4) Robocop
5) ..... i know this but cant remember the name its some old shooty mafia type game that came out on everything .......

3 out of 5. YOU FAIL! YOU LOSE! YOU FAIL!

3 is a intro screen, 5 should be dead easy for ex (World Of Linda Barker - Ed) members.

GazChap · **Posted:** Fri Nov 21, 2008 15:08

Zardoz wrote:

Will you be able to offer us a BeeX discount when you're further up the ladder?

8.5/10.

Joans · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8648

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

Joans wrote:

Shin wrote:

Joans wrote:

I will accept a very hard hit, but not the groin please.

Buy me a few G&T's and I'll forget all about it...actually...I'll forget about everything! Win all round then

Deal.

Dear God, you're actually willing to get her drunk again? After last time? Are you quite mad???

I'm not sure that there was a noticable difference between drunk Shin and sober Shin. ?:|

Either way I'm happy to try and distract her from punching me in the groin.

myp · **Posted:** Fri Nov 21, 2008 15:08

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

I got your Excel games right here pal.

The main page I can get to, but the files are blocked.

To be honest, I just want to play Pac-Man.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32619

chinnyhill10 wrote:

3 is a intro screen, 5 should be dead easy for ex (World Of Linda Barker - Ed) members.

5 is really bothering me. I know this, I'm sure I do.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Joans wrote:

5 is Zub, but I can't make out number 3 either.

Joans · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8648

chinnyhill10 wrote:

zaphod79 wrote:

1) Super Pipeline II (obviously)
2) Roland on the Ropes
3) too small to make out - it looks a little bit like a top down gauntlet type thing but its not got enough pixels for me to see :-(
4) Robocop
5) ..... i know this but cant remember the name its some old shooty mafia type game that came out on everything .......

3 out of 5. YOU FAIL! YOU LOSE! YOU FAIL!

3 is a intro screen, 5 should be dead easy for ex (World Of Linda Barker - Ed) members.

Oh, number 3 is obviously GX4000 flagship Burnin Rubber.

I actually posted this before the giant screenshot in the last post.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38504

Dimrill wrote:

myoptika wrote:

Where are these fucking games, then? I can only crack one off to AS/DCCII so many times...

I could only find this gravity power thing, sorry.

#

Dude! I'm at work man!

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32619

myoptika wrote:

To be honest, I just want to play Pac-Man.

Boom.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38504

chinnyhill10 wrote:

davpaz wrote:

I think, according to the uni, I am the professional. Although how they expect me to do a decent job with an on-camera microphone in a large hall that holds over 300 people, I'll never know.

Conferences need at least two cameras (the second one doesn't need to be manned, it can just be on a wide shot), and a set of professional radio mics.

Never use an on-camera mic. Ever ever ever ever ever. Sound is more important than the visuals.

I know this. Tell it to the uni who think one man can be an AVA/IT technician for a building housing 40 staff, 400 students, 3 theatre spaces, 2 conference halls and 2 dozen classrooms. AND I'm a lazy fucker

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32619

Talk of Zub led me to this fascinating page.

myp · **Posted:** Fri Nov 21, 2008 15:18

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

myoptika wrote:

To be honest, I just want to play Pac-Man.

Boom.

I love you.

-edit- or not. It seems to just be a static page, even after enabling macros.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38504

duh! that's cos it's a virus!

myp · **Posted:** Fri Nov 21, 2008 15:24

davpaz wrote:

duh! that's cos it's a virus!

Awesomes! I have unleashed the beast.

Joans · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8648

Use your mouse to drag pac man around. Occasionally, move the ghosts as well.
Do your best to avoid them!

Edit - On a serious note, the VBA is all commented in Japanese, so I have no idea where to begin.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Fri Nov 21, 2008 15:40

Let's throw some more stones in our glass houses! (another b3ta newsletter link)

Rodafowa · **Posted:** Fri Nov 21, 2008 15:42

Curiosity wrote:

Rodafowa wrote:

Joans wrote:

Curiosity has all the jam.

[/poker clique]

Ten-seven off and he turns the nut straight. TEN-SEVEN OFF. AAAAARGH.

IIRC I was the big blind, or had enough chips to play all vaguely playable hands off small blinds. If you'd raised me anything material before the Turn then I would have folded. It's hardly my fault that you called me (or finally raised me, I forget) once I had the straight and you had a pair...

I'm not blaming you, man. You played it exactly how you should have played it (which was pretty much true of the entire night). I'm just bemoaning my luck - it was the first time I'd slowplayed an ace the whole game and you had to have an incredibly unlikely holding for for it to blow up in my face, which obviously it did. That's the game though, innit?

Joans · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8648

Dimrill wrote:

Let's throw some more stones in our glass houses! (another b3ta newsletter link)

Are they shots from the new Aphex Twin video?

Joans · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8648

Who is messing around with the mods usernames? It's doing my head in.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38504

erm yeah.... confused I am also

Scarysheep3000 · **Posted:** Fri Nov 21, 2008 15:48

Joans wrote:

Who is messing around with the mods usernames? It's doing my head in.

They all swapped avatars, right?

Weird.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32619

Joans wrote:

Who is messing around with the mods usernames? It's doing my head in.

It was I, myoptika!

Curiosity · **Posted:** Fri Nov 21, 2008 15:49

Rodafowa wrote:

Curiosity wrote:

Rodafowa wrote:

Joans wrote:

Curiosity has all the jam.

[/poker clique]

Ten-seven off and he turns the nut straight. TEN-SEVEN OFF. AAAAARGH.

IIRC I was the big blind, or had enough chips to play all vaguely playable hands off small blinds. If you'd raised me anything material before the Turn then I would have folded. It's hardly my fault that you called me (or finally raised me, I forget) once I had the straight and you had a pair...

I'm not blaming you, man. You played it exactly how you should have played it (which was pretty much true of the entire night). I'm just bemoaning my luck - it was the first time I'd slowplayed an ace the whole game and you had to have an incredibly unlikely holding for for it to blow up in my face, which obviously it did. That's the game though, innit?

Indeed. Mimi got me by slow playing a top pair three times!

It took all my patience though to fold blind after blind to the All-ins, until there was one I was willing to play.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Hahahah!

Myp wasn't joking when he said he was bored.

Still - MOD ABUSE! WAAAAAAAAAA! BULLYING! WAAAAAAAAAAA!

Scarysheep3000 · **Posted:** Fri Nov 21, 2008 15:49

They've swapped usernames too now.

?!

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38504

avatars and usernames! is it april, or am I drunk already?

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38504

myoptika wrote:

MOD ABUSE! WAAAAAAAAAA! BULLYING! WAAAAAAAAAAA!

What he said

The Rev Owen · **Posted:** Fri Nov 21, 2008 15:51

Huhwha?

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

I always wondered what it was like in Myp's head. Now I know.

It's echoey.

myp · **Posted:** Fri Nov 21, 2008 15:53

Hehe.

Dudley · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8679

myoptika wrote:

Hahahah!

Myp wasn't joking when he said he was bored.

Still - MOD ABUSE! WAAAAAAAAAA! BULLYING! WAAAAAAAAAAA!

Yeah because it's the same thing.

Stop being a cunt because someone disagreed with whoever the fuck you are.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Fri Nov 21, 2008 15:53

*rolls eyes*

This would never have happened in the good old days...

myp · **Posted:** Fri Nov 21, 2008 15:55

Well that's put an end to some Friday frivolity. Well done, Duds.

Dudley · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8679

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

Well that's put an end to some Friday frivolity. Well done, Mr Chris.

"Completely pointless immature dig" FTFY.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32619

Dudley wrote:

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

Well that's put an end to some Friday frivolity. Well done, Mr Chris.

"Completely pointless immature dig" FTFY.

What?

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38504

but it was myp who said that duds, or was it?

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38504

ARG!

*bang*

Dudley · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8679

davpaz wrote:

but it was myp who said that duds, or was it?

They're not smart enough to have changed their sigs.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32619

Dudley wrote:

davpaz wrote:

but it was myp who said that duds, or was it?

They're not smart enough to have changed their sigs.

No, dumbass. We changed the sigs to other people. I'm myoptika, posting as Chris, with Gaywood's sig. Way to ruin the joke by making me explain it.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Dudley wrote:

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

Well that's put an end to some Friday frivolity. Well done, Mr Chris.

"Completely pointless immature dig" FTFY.

Quote:

Stop being a cunt because someone disagreed with whoever the fuck you are.

You are an astonishingly tedious little man, Dudley. Grow up.

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