TheVision wrote:
AWESOME. Now where were you a frickin' month ago, MR USEFUL!?
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| Author: | myp [ Wed Aug 30, 2017 15:28 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gas Guzzling Money Pits |
Grim... wrote: Lonewolves wrote: Zardoz wrote: MaliA wrote: Might buy a 1.4 VW Polo diesel. 114k on the clock, 50mpg and £1k. What year? TDi or SDi? 2004 TDI Wait, how do you know that? I know all |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Wed Aug 30, 2017 15:30 ] |
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You missed out "fuck". |
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| Author: | myp [ Wed Aug 30, 2017 15:36 ] |
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I know all, fuck |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Wed Aug 30, 2017 15:38 ] |
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I fuck know all |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Wed Aug 30, 2017 16:10 ] |
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All know, I fuck! |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Wed Aug 30, 2017 17:18 ] |
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http://www.leedscarcentre.co.uk/used-ca ... 6106318627 |
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| Author: | myp [ Wed Aug 30, 2017 17:33 ] |
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I'm not sure that's really red but whatever. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Wed Aug 30, 2017 18:42 ] |
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Zardoz wrote: Only pulling your piston. Price up a new OEM backbox (would CAT innards be able to make their way through?). Like Wookie says, it's probably bit's of exhaust innards that have corroded away and are being pushed through. Yes. Stuck it in neutral and bounced it off the limiter a few times. There was a low POP! and matter was ejected. That I picked up and put in bin. Feels loads better. |
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| Author: | TheVision [ Thu Aug 31, 2017 8:09 ] |
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I saw this, and thought of Davpaz... https://www.hotukdeals.com/deals/free-m ... ce-2778023 |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Thu Aug 31, 2017 8:47 ] |
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TheVision wrote: AWESOME. Now where were you a frickin' month ago, MR USEFUL!?
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Thu Aug 31, 2017 9:17 ] |
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Ha, I signed up for that yesterday. |
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| Author: | GazChap [ Thu Aug 31, 2017 15:47 ] |
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I no longer own an electric vehicle. //edit: Which technically makes the T-shirt that Kern(?) bought me for BeEx Secret Santa a couple of years ago sadly inaccurate. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Thu Aug 31, 2017 15:49 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gas Guzzling Money Pits |
GazChap wrote: I no longer own an electric vehicle. //edit: Which technically makes the T-shirt that Kern(?) bought me for BeEx Secret Santa a couple of years ago sadly inaccurate. "I have an electric car"? |
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| Author: | GazChap [ Thu Aug 31, 2017 15:54 ] |
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MaliA wrote: GazChap wrote: I no longer own an electric vehicle. //edit: Which technically makes the T-shirt that Kern(?) bought me for BeEx Secret Santa a couple of years ago sadly inaccurate. "I have an electric car"? viewtopic.php?p=887060#p887060 |
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| Author: | Kern [ Thu Aug 31, 2017 16:03 ] |
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We won't tell anyone. |
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| Author: | Sir Taxalot [ Fri Sep 01, 2017 3:58 ] |
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Pissing about with charging and then testing the battery in the focus, turns out I'd run out of petrol actually, and that's why it wouldn't start. Ooops. In fairness, that petrol gauge was misleading - it said a quarter full. |
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| Author: | Hearthly [ Fri Sep 01, 2017 22:46 ] |
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Just got this MPG on a drive back from Douglas round the TT course, that's 42.8mpg over 22.4 miles (the 'A' counter is set to reset whenever I put petrol in and I stopped for petrol in Douglas). Admittedly this was quite a gentle drive (albeit with a couple of overtakes), but still, 42.8mpg for a car of this ilk is pretty impressive I think. (The S4 could just about nose up to 32mpg on a trip if driven mega-gently.) Overall MPG since I got the Type-R (currently 730 miles travelled on the 'B' counter which I reset when I got the car) stands at 33.6mpg. Attachment: 224o.JPG
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| Author: | Mimi [ Sun Sep 03, 2017 17:04 ] |
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I couldn't think of a better thread to ask this in, so apologies if this doesn't fit. Today, a car came out of the supermarket car park where I was Crossing and was all over the place to the point where I got back up onto the dropped kerb and moved backwards along the pavement. This car here had the windscreen smashed to a billion pieces on the drivers side, but still held together. But it was so smashed it was opaque, and about three feet across. There were three people inside that went through the busy Walsall junction, which the few of you who know the area might know. The back screen was missing and replaced by a bin bag. You might be able to see the front windscreen missing in the pictures I took. Anyway, I called the 101 number on instinct and after several menu options was on hold until a message said to use the website, hold a bit longer and then the call dropped. Anyway, my questions are 1£ is this a. Time? Surely it is illegal to drive when you can't see out of the window, and b) do the police care? Would they do anything? I have the registration number plate. |
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| Author: | Mimi [ Sun Sep 03, 2017 17:05 ] |
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Forgot the pictures, because of course I did. |
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| Author: | Dr Zoidberg [ Sun Sep 03, 2017 17:08 ] |
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Yes, definitely illegal. That's "using a vehicle in a dangerous condition". Traffic police would definitely like a word with the driver assuming they can find them. I'd give 101 another go. |
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| Author: | Mimi [ Sun Sep 03, 2017 17:31 ] |
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I phoned the police back and reported it. I do not think they could possibly have given fewer ducks. Yes ducks. I typed a swear word and it autocorrected to something nicer, so that is ok. |
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| Author: | krazywookie [ Sun Sep 03, 2017 19:37 ] |
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Mimi wrote: I phoned the police back and reported it. I do not think they could possibly have given fewer ducks. Yes ducks. I typed a swear word and it autocorrected to something nicer, so that is ok. Not surprising, I've found the cops to give very few ducks at all instead preferring to wait until something seriously bad happens. Sorry if that offends anyone by the way, just personal experience. |
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| Author: | BikNorton [ Sun Sep 03, 2017 21:41 ] |
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Someone spent 20 minutes chasing Helen around Birmingham and the police didn't seem enormously enthused about dealing with that either. The registration was declared removed so oh well, never mind eh? No call out on the car/driver description *with that plate*, no examining CCTV to maybe Id the driver, no statement. Nothing. |
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| Author: | devilman [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 16:12 ] |
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Saw this GIF earlier and it reminded me of that near-miss rally video that Hearthly posted  
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 16:32 ] |
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Barrier doing what barriers are for, there. |
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| Author: | Hearthly [ Sat Sep 09, 2017 10:12 ] |
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I put petrol in the car yesterday and according to the computer I had 11 miles of range left. Totally brimmed it and got 43.32 litres into what is a 50 litre tank, so what's that all about then eh? The numbers are wrong somewhere. |
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| Author: | myp [ Sat Sep 09, 2017 10:40 ] |
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Don't believe the range the computer tells you, basically. |
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| Author: | myp [ Sat Sep 09, 2017 13:24 ] |
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Buy my old car! http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... obcid=soc4 |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Sat Sep 09, 2017 13:35 ] |
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No. |
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| Author: | myp [ Sat Sep 09, 2017 14:46 ] |
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Grim... wrote: No. Fuck you then |
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| Author: | BikNorton [ Sat Sep 09, 2017 15:01 ] |
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Part of me is tempted to go back to a breadvan. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Sat Sep 09, 2017 15:32 ] |
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Lonewolves wrote: Grim... wrote: No. Fuck you then No. |
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| Author: | myp [ Sat Sep 09, 2017 15:40 ] |
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BikNorton wrote: Part of me is tempted to go back to a breadvan. Do it! Buy mine |
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| Author: | myp [ Sat Sep 09, 2017 15:41 ] |
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Grim... wrote: Lonewolves wrote: Grim... wrote: No. Fuck you then No. Do what you like then |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Sat Sep 09, 2017 16:04 ] |
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Lonewolves wrote: Grim... wrote: Lonewolves wrote: Grim... wrote: No. Fuck you then No. Do what you like then No. |
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| Author: | myp [ Sat Sep 09, 2017 16:06 ] |
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I hate you |
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| Author: | Hearthly [ Sat Sep 09, 2017 16:17 ] |
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Lonewolves wrote: Don't believe the range the computer tells you, basically. Yeah but 11 miles would be what, a litre or two? If I could only get 43 litres into the tank then I still had something like 55 miles worth of fuel left. (On the last tank I averaged 36.5mpg.) That's whack as fuck. |
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| Author: | myp [ Sat Sep 09, 2017 16:31 ] |
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Hearthly wrote: Lonewolves wrote: Don't believe the range the computer tells you, basically. Yeah but 11 miles would be what, a litre or two? If I could only get 43 litres into the tank then I still had something like 55 miles worth of fuel left. (On the last tank I averaged 36.5mpg.) That's whack as fuck. It's probably the parktronic |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Sat Sep 09, 2017 17:33 ] |
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Lonewolves wrote: I hate you No. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Sun Sep 10, 2017 11:18 ] |
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No cup holders here. |
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| Author: | myp [ Sun Sep 10, 2017 11:22 ] |
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MaliA wrote: No cup holders here. Should be in the ashtray like Grim… said. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Sun Sep 10, 2017 11:49 ] |
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Hurrah! |
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| Author: | TheVision [ Sun Sep 10, 2017 12:03 ] |
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I love a story with a happy ending. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Sun Sep 10, 2017 12:09 ] |
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Not a lot for me to do right now. Sat inna van taking boards back. |
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| Author: | Dr Zoidberg [ Sun Sep 10, 2017 14:23 ] |
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Was talking to the owner of this today. A 560bhp skoda superb. Awesome car. https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?t=1688002 |
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| Author: | Cavey [ Sun Sep 10, 2017 14:37 ] |
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I love the final mod: 1.6 TDI Greenline badge installed. Man after my own heart  I think it's fantastic there are people out there who do this stuff, total hats off to them, but for the vast sums of money and hundreds of hours spent, why not just buy an RS6 and remap it? Also, sorry to say but that Skoda has had a severe thrashing with the uggboat stick, I don't care how amusingly fast it can now go. The estate would be marginally easier on the eye - if you really must. |
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| Author: | Dr Zoidberg [ Sun Sep 10, 2017 15:14 ] |
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The RS6 starts at twice the price or more, and everyone expects them to be quick. Half the fun he's had is being different. |
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| Author: | markg [ Sun Sep 10, 2017 15:29 ] |
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I know it's meant to be a "sleeper" but it seems pretty clear that he actually enjoys the attention, in particular from fellow car enthusiasts. So in terms of bang for his buck you can't really fault his approach, what with all the forum threads and magazine articles. |
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| Author: | Dr Zoidberg [ Sun Sep 10, 2017 15:41 ] |
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Another regular on the same forum has a Yeti that's received a 2.5TFSI from a TT-RS. It was running just over 500bhp but cracked a piston and is now being rebuilt to about 700. |
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| Author: | Cavey [ Sun Sep 10, 2017 16:16 ] |
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Dr Zoidberg wrote: The RS6 starts at twice the price or more, and everyone expects them to be quick. Half the fun he's had is being different. Nah, I think he said in the thread that he's spent less than a new Merc E63, but that's still a fucktonne of cash in that case, and probably would be much more still, if you factored in "mates rates" turbos and other parts, all his 100s of man-hours for nowt etc., that the rest of us would pay for. That blue printed forged engine, custom manifold pipes, gearbox strengthening, third party Stage 3 turbo, all those dyno tests, fuellers, remaps... they all cost a fortune, yet he's still got a car that lacks all the trick diffs, brakes, aero, shell bracing etc that AMG and Audi RS division provide as standard. It's great to see someone do this, but there can be little doubt that a second hand RS6 decatted, remapped and dynoed would be objectively better in almost every way. (It's not my cup of tea you understand - even at all - but if we're talking stupidly fast family saloon barges, this c.700bhp as standard, 4wd Audi estate wagon is where it's at) I also wish he'd lavished this cash, expertise and time on a far better, more interesting donor car; say, a £37k Mustang V8 with really good low pressure turbo and overbore, cams etc., but I suppose the whole point of the exercise is to look innocuous and boring, which it certainly does. It's an amusing, but very expensive joke, but it's his time and money I guess. |
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