Kern wrote:
Bored one Saturday last year, I tried to watch the Ant & Dec show. I lasted five minutes.
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| Author: | Warhead [ Tue Mar 20, 2018 23:52 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 49 |
Saturday night on ITV has been totally shit for as long as I can remember and while I have nothing against aunt and dick, the absence of Shiturday Takeaway won’t concern me in the slightest. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Wed Mar 21, 2018 0:02 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 49 |
The point was they had to replace the show because Ant got pissed and had crashed his car. |
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| Author: | Warhead [ Wed Mar 21, 2018 2:00 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 49 |
Well, yes, I understand. The lad’s got problems and I hope he gets straightened out. In the meantime, they’ve replaced one load of crap with another. |
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| Author: | Pundabaya [ Wed Mar 21, 2018 2:36 ] |
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Satsuma wrote: A very useful resource. I feel much safer knowing DMX is in jail. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:53 ] |
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Warhead wrote: Well, yes, I understand. The lad’s got problems and I hope he gets straightened out. In the meantime, they’ve replaced one load of crap with another. Nooooo - they replaced a thing caused by a man crashing his car with a film about crashing lots of cars. |
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| Author: | myp [ Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:55 ] |
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Grim... wrote: Warhead wrote: Well, yes, I understand. The lad’s got problems and I hope he gets straightened out. In the meantime, they’ve replaced one load of crap with another. Nooooo - they replaced a thing caused by a man crashing his car with a film about crashing lots of cars. 'Replaced' is a bit strong. They've brought it forward from 22:45 to 22:15. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:56 ] |
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Grim... wrote: Warhead wrote: Well, yes, I understand. The lad’s got problems and I hope he gets straightened out. In the meantime, they’ve replaced one load of crap with another. Nooooo - they replaced a thing caused by a man crashing his car with a film about crashing lots of cars. Is 5 the one with the tunnels, or the magnetic suspension one? |
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| Author: | Kern [ Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:56 ] |
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Bored one Saturday last year, I tried to watch the Ant & Dec show. I lasted five minutes. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:01 ] |
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Kern wrote: Bored one Saturday last year, I tried to watch the Ant & Dec show. I lasted five minutes.
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:01 ] |
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Grim... wrote: Warhead wrote: Well, yes, I understand. The lad’s got problems and I hope he gets straightened out. In the meantime, they’ve replaced one load of crap with another. Nooooo - they replaced a thing caused by a man crashing his car with a film about crashing lots of cars. Starring a man who died in a car crash |
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| Author: | Kern [ Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:03 ] |
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Hopefully he'll learn the error of his ways and stop drink-driving instead of giving me a point on the deathpool. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:09 ] |
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MaliA wrote: Grim... wrote: Warhead wrote: Well, yes, I understand. The lad’s got problems and I hope he gets straightened out. In the meantime, they’ve replaced one load of crap with another. Nooooo - they replaced a thing caused by a man crashing his car with a film about crashing lots of cars. Is 5 the one with the tunnels, or the magnetic suspension one? I think it's the one with the safe. |
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| Author: | Satsuma [ Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:09 ] |
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MaliA wrote: Kern wrote: Bored one Saturday last year, I tried to watch the Ant & Dec show. I lasted five minutes. 
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| Author: | MaliA [ Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:18 ] |
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Grim... wrote: MaliA wrote: Grim... wrote: Warhead wrote: Well, yes, I understand. The lad’s got problems and I hope he gets straightened out. In the meantime, they’ve replaced one load of crap with another. Nooooo - they replaced a thing caused by a man crashing his car with a film about crashing lots of cars. Is 5 the one with the tunnels, or the magnetic suspension one? I think it's the one with the safe. YeAh. I liked that one. Why was there a safe? Doesn't matter. vroom |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:29 ] |
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DavPaz wrote: Grim... wrote: Warhead wrote: Well, yes, I understand. The lad’s got problems and I hope he gets straightened out. In the meantime, they’ve replaced one load of crap with another. Nooooo - they replaced a thing caused by a man crashing his car with a film about crashing lots of cars. Starring a man who died in a car crash I see lots of Paul Walker quotes on cars, but I never see "("NO!" - Taste Ed) |
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| Author: | RuySan [ Wed Mar 21, 2018 13:09 ] |
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Google Photos is hilariously inappropriate when tagging my photos and suggesting modifications. Because of work i have a huge folder with cemetery pictures (like mausoleums and tombstones), and google photos suggested me to edit the pictures with popart-like colours. Much of my pictures are of un-glamorous construction works, and google photos is always nagging me to put some glitter effects and similar stuff. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Wed Mar 21, 2018 13:18 ] |
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The facial recognition in Google Photos is fucking voodoo. |
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| Author: | myp [ Wed Mar 21, 2018 13:19 ] |
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Grim... wrote: The facial recognition in Google Photos is fucking voodoo. Amazing what you can do with unlimited cash and everyone's personal information. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Wed Mar 21, 2018 13:25 ] |
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Long may it continue. |
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| Author: | asfish [ Wed Mar 21, 2018 15:39 ] |
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Kern wrote: Hopefully he'll learn the error of his ways and stop drink-driving instead of giving me a point on the deathpool. Not sure what has happened here, he failed a roadside breathalyzer test and was then arrested and released 10 hours later No charges though so could he have passed at the station? |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Wed Mar 21, 2018 15:44 ] |
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asfish wrote: Kern wrote: Hopefully he'll learn the error of his ways and stop drink-driving instead of giving me a point on the deathpool. Not sure what has happened here, he failed a roadside breathalyzer test and was then arrested and released 10 hours later No charges though so could he have passed at the station? It's rolling doubles that did it |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Wed Mar 21, 2018 15:59 ] |
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Or being rich and famous. |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Wed Mar 21, 2018 16:29 ] |
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He hasn't been charged yet, but he was "released pending investigation" |
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| Author: | asfish [ Wed Mar 21, 2018 17:23 ] |
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DavPaz wrote: He hasn't been charged yet, but he was "released pending investigation" You either pass or fail with the breathalyzer though? So I would have expected him to have been charged if he was over? |
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| Author: | asfish [ Wed Mar 21, 2018 17:24 ] |
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Grim... wrote: Or being rich and famous. I doubt he will get a pass for this if he was over? |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Wed Mar 21, 2018 17:26 ] |
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MaliA wrote: asfish wrote: Kern wrote: Hopefully he'll learn the error of his ways and stop drink-driving instead of giving me a point on the deathpool. Not sure what has happened here, he failed a roadside breathalyzer test and was then arrested and released 10 hours later No charges though so could he have passed at the station? It's rolling doubles that did it C'mon. This was a brilliant booze and monopoly joke. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Wed Mar 21, 2018 17:33 ] |
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asfish wrote: Grim... wrote: Or being rich and famous. I doubt he will get a pass for this if he was over? Giphy "hahahahahahaha": https://media1.giphy.com/media/50Ahl2ISVMiCQ/giphy-loop.mp4 |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Wed Mar 21, 2018 17:34 ] |
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asfish wrote: DavPaz wrote: He hasn't been charged yet, but he was "released pending investigation" You either pass or fail with the breathalyzer though? So I would have expected him to have been charged if he was over? He doesn't have to be charged straight away. |
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| Author: | Squirt [ Wed Mar 21, 2018 17:41 ] |
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The 5-0 have leverage on him now - he'll probably end up wearing a wire to try to reel in a big fish. |
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| Author: | TheVision [ Wed Mar 21, 2018 18:19 ] |
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Squirt wrote: The 5-0 have leverage on him now - he'll probably end up wearing a wire to try to reel in a big fish. The feds have got eyes on Geoff and Spuggy running an illicit drug ring from the Grove. |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Wed Mar 21, 2018 18:27 ] |
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| Author: | Pundabaya [ Wed Mar 21, 2018 18:31 ] |
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The only people anyone ever remembers from Byker Grove are PJ, Duncan, Geoff and Spuggie. What about... Erm, the one, you know... |
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| Author: | asfish [ Wed Mar 21, 2018 18:32 ] |
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All jokes aside there must be some worried executives at ITV. These 2 host their 3 biggest shows, they get 20 million in sponsorship from a car company as well. So far from what little I've subjected myself to on Twitter and Facebook on this topic, there is a fair bit of sympathy for him. So guess he will be ok once he does the appropriate amount of penance in rehab and does another "exclusive" interview with the Sun. You won't be surprised to read my sympathy is limited  He has some addiction and possible mental illness, and there I do have sympathy, all his money and fame won't help him or make him happy.But at the same time, the drink driving this is out of order (if it's proven to be the case) I'm really surprised to see so many people gloss over that part on social media |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Wed Mar 21, 2018 18:33 ] |
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And Charlie (because Donna Air). |
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| Author: | Kern [ Wed Mar 21, 2018 18:33 ] |
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And now I've got that dam theme tune and opening titles in my head. Grrr.. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Wed Mar 21, 2018 18:37 ] |
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Dec on his own! |
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| Author: | Findus Fop [ Wed Mar 21, 2018 18:38 ] |
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Pundabaya wrote: The only people anyone ever remembers from Byker Grove are PJ, Duncan, Geoff and Spuggie. What about... Erm, the one, you know... Was it Tony or Toby, the gallumphing bully who looked like Andy Carroll who was worried he might be gay? I kind of remember him. |
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| Author: | Goddess Jasmine [ Wed Mar 21, 2018 18:39 ] |
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He's been charged now. |
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| Author: | Findus Fop [ Wed Mar 21, 2018 18:39 ] |
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MaliA wrote: MaliA wrote: asfish wrote: Kern wrote: Hopefully he'll learn the error of his ways and stop drink-driving instead of giving me a point on the deathpool. Not sure what has happened here, he failed a roadside breathalyzer test and was then arrested and released 10 hours later No charges though so could he have passed at the station? It's rolling doubles that did it C'mon. This was a brilliant booze and monopoly joke. Why do Marxists play Cluedo? They don't like Monopoly. |
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| Author: | myp [ Wed Mar 21, 2018 18:50 ] |
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Findus Fop wrote: MaliA wrote: MaliA wrote: asfish wrote: Kern wrote: Hopefully he'll learn the error of his ways and stop drink-driving instead of giving me a point on the deathpool. Not sure what has happened here, he failed a roadside breathalyzer test and was then arrested and released 10 hours later No charges though so could he have passed at the station? It's rolling doubles that did it C'mon. This was a brilliant booze and monopoly joke. Why do Marxists play Cluedo? They don't like Monopoly. The weird thing is that Monopoly was created as an anti-capitalist social commentary. http://simulations.wharton.upenn.edu/20 ... /monopoly/ |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Wed Mar 21, 2018 18:58 ] |
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Lonewolves wrote: Findus Fop wrote: MaliA wrote: MaliA wrote: asfish wrote: Kern wrote: Hopefully he'll learn the error of his ways and stop drink-driving instead of giving me a point on the deathpool. Not sure what has happened here, he failed a roadside breathalyzer test and was then arrested and released 10 hours later No charges though so could he have passed at the station? It's rolling doubles that did it C'mon. This was a brilliant booze and monopoly joke. Why do Marxists play Cluedo? They don't like Monopoly. The weird thing is that Monopoly was created as an anti-capitalist social commentary. http://simulations.wharton.upenn.edu/20 ... /monopoly/ And like anti-capitalist social commentary it drones on for hours, and you end up with no friends? |
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| Author: | Dr Zoidberg [ Wed Mar 21, 2018 19:00 ] |
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asfish wrote: DavPaz wrote: He hasn't been charged yet, but he was "released pending investigation" You either pass or fail with the breathalyzer though? So I would have expected him to have been charged if he was over? If you can't/won't provide an evidential breath sample at the station, they can require a specimen of blood or urine instead which has to be sent off and tested. That usually takes longer than a day or two. Even if he did provide a sample of breath, if there were medical reasons why he wasn't able to be charged at the time such as needing to go to hospital then he'd have had to return to be charged. |
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| Author: | myp [ Wed Mar 21, 2018 19:01 ] |
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MaliA wrote: Lonewolves wrote: Findus Fop wrote: MaliA wrote: MaliA wrote: asfish wrote: Kern wrote: Hopefully he'll learn the error of his ways and stop drink-driving instead of giving me a point on the deathpool. Not sure what has happened here, he failed a roadside breathalyzer test and was then arrested and released 10 hours later No charges though so could he have passed at the station? It's rolling doubles that did it C'mon. This was a brilliant booze and monopoly joke. Why do Marxists play Cluedo? They don't like Monopoly. The weird thing is that Monopoly was created as an anti-capitalist social commentary. http://simulations.wharton.upenn.edu/20 ... /monopoly/ And like anti-capitalist social commentary it drones on for hours, and you end up with no friends? Still sore about yesterday, aren't you? 
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Wed Mar 21, 2018 19:04 ] |
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Dr Zoidberg wrote: asfish wrote: DavPaz wrote: He hasn't been charged yet, but he was "released pending investigation" You either pass or fail with the breathalyzer though? So I would have expected him to have been charged if he was over? If you can't/won't provide an evidential breath sample at the station, they can require a specimen of blood or urine instead which has to be sent off and tested. That usually takes longer than a day or two. Even if he did provide a sample of breath, if there were medical reasons why he wasn't able to be charged at the time such as needing to go to hospital then he'd have had to return to be charged. Ex- copper, right? |
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| Author: | Kern [ Wed Mar 21, 2018 19:13 ] |
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MaliA wrote: And like anti-capitalist social commentary it drones on for hours, and you end up with no friends? Giphy "bravo!": https://media0.giphy.com/media/l0HlLaYYPqmpMI9Zm/giphy-loop.mp4 |
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| Author: | Mimi [ Wed Mar 21, 2018 19:29 ] |
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Pundabaya wrote: The only people anyone ever remembers from Byker Grove are PJ, Duncan, Geoff and Spuggie. What about... Erm, the one, you know... And Noddy! |
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| Author: | Mimi [ Wed Mar 21, 2018 19:38 ] |
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Dr Zoidberg wrote: asfish wrote: DavPaz wrote: He hasn't been charged yet, but he was "released pending investigation" You either pass or fail with the breathalyzer though? So I would have expected him to have been charged if he was over? If you can't/won't provide an evidential breath sample at the station, they can require a specimen of blood or urine instead which has to be sent off and tested. That usually takes longer than a day or two. Here’s something I’ve wondered in the past... if someone refuses to give a breath sample, and the police ‘require’ a blood/urine sample, what happens if you just refuse that, in turn? I’ve seen on TV where people have basically delayed the process so long that their blood-alcohol level diminishes and they are no longer over the limit (I watch 24 Hours in police custody... just watching out for Grim... mostly) |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Wed Mar 21, 2018 19:43 ] |
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Mimi wrote: Dr Zoidberg wrote: asfish wrote: DavPaz wrote: He hasn't been charged yet, but he was "released pending investigation" You either pass or fail with the breathalyzer though? So I would have expected him to have been charged if he was over? If you can't/won't provide an evidential breath sample at the station, they can require a specimen of blood or urine instead which has to be sent off and tested. That usually takes longer than a day or two. Here’s something I’ve wondered in the past... if someone refuses to give a breath sample, and the police ‘require’ a blood/urine sample, what happens if you just refuse that, in turn? I’ve seen on TV where people have basically delayed the process so long that their blood-alcohol level diminishes and they are no longer over the limit (I watch 24 Hours in police custody... just watching out for Grim... mostly) Not giving a sample is also a Bad Thing. |
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| Author: | Pundabaya [ Wed Mar 21, 2018 19:47 ] |
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Findus Fop wrote: MaliA wrote: MaliA wrote: asfish wrote: Kern wrote: Hopefully he'll learn the error of his ways and stop drink-driving instead of giving me a point on the deathpool. Not sure what has happened here, he failed a roadside breathalyzer test and was then arrested and released 10 hours later No charges though so could he have passed at the station? It's rolling doubles that did it C'mon. This was a brilliant booze and monopoly joke. Why do Marxists play Cluedo? They don't like Monopoly. I don't get it. |
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| Author: | Findus Fop [ Wed Mar 21, 2018 19:48 ] |
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Mimi wrote: Pundabaya wrote: The only people anyone ever remembers from Byker Grove are PJ, Duncan, Geoff and Spuggie. What about... Erm, the one, you know... And Noddy! Or was it Nobby? |
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