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Author:  kalmar [ Wed Sep 23, 2009 21:08 ]
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Bear in mind the wrongness, above.
Author:  MrChris [ Wed Sep 23, 2009 21:11 ]
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You're surely not suggesting The Jolie is *not* so on and so forth, Mr Kalmar?
Author:  sdg [ Wed Sep 23, 2009 21:11 ]
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Mr Chris wrote:
superdupergill wrote:
Talking about lovely women, I just saw an advert for Mr and Mrs Smith. My god Angelina Jolie is sexy.

Hand in your lesbian card now, young lady. Jolie is a horrible crack-whore-esque skeletal nightmare.

Hang on, no - she's a horrible crack-whore-esque baby stealing skeletal nightmare.


WTF?? Angelina Jolie is a gorgeous, sexy hot woman. Apart from having an amazing body, beautiful face, kissable lips and piercing eyes she also seems to be totally wild in bed and more than a little bit kinky. She was made for me and I won't hear a bad word against her.
Author:  MrChris [ Wed Sep 23, 2009 21:14 ]
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superdupergill wrote:
Mr Chris wrote:
superdupergill wrote:
Talking about lovely women, I just saw an advert for Mr and Mrs Smith. My god Angelina Jolie is sexy.

Hand in your lesbian card now, young lady. Jolie is a horrible crack-whore-esque skeletal nightmare.

Hang on, no - she's a horrible crack-whore-esque baby stealing skeletal nightmare.


WTF?? Angelina Jolie is a gorgeous, sexy hot woman. Apart from having an amazing body, beautiful face, kissable lips and piercing eyes she also seems to be totally wild in bed and more than a little bit kinky. She was made for me and I won't hear a bad word against her.

Fine, if you won't mind getting your eye poked out by her pointy shoulder, be my guest.

Personally, I'm a bit put off by the fact I could use any one of her limbs as a toothpick to remove any errant hairs afterwards. Assuming she has any, of course.
Author:  KovacsC [ Wed Sep 23, 2009 21:15 ]
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it was because of her i watched Lara Craft. Hmmm
Author:  MaliA [ Wed Sep 23, 2009 21:16 ]
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Mimi wrote:
I always really really really wanted to adopt a monkey at either a zoo or care facility for primates, something like that, but always needed the money for something else ?:| When I am rich that is the first thing I am going to do. I have a list of things I am going to buy when I have some money, it is taped to the fridge. It's not a long list, it just says 'first aid box' :)


I was going to make certificates saying that I'd adopted a chimp/rhino/tapir from some zoo somewhere and post them as Christmas presents to people.

That way, I look awesome, and it only costs some printer ink.
Author:  NotWorthy [ Wed Sep 23, 2009 21:17 ]
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chinnyhill10 wrote:
Zardoz wrote:
A browser would be nice.


How about a Chimpanzee riding on a Sequeway?

How about a Sinclair C5?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Author:  Wullie [ Wed Sep 23, 2009 21:17 ]
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KovacsC wrote:
it was because of her i watched Lara Craft.
What did she make? :)
Author:  Bobbyaro [ Wed Sep 23, 2009 21:19 ]
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superdupergill wrote:
Mr Chris wrote:
superdupergill wrote:
Talking about lovely women, I just saw an advert for Mr and Mrs Smith. My god Angelina Jolie is sexy.

Hand in your lesbian card now, young lady. Jolie is a horrible crack-whore-esque skeletal nightmare.

Hang on, no - she's a horrible crack-whore-esque baby stealing skeletal nightmare.


WTF?? Angelina Jolie is a gorgeous, sexy hot woman. Apart from having an amazing body, beautiful face, kissable lips and piercing eyes she also seems to be totally wild in bed and more than a little bit kinky. She was made for me and I won't hear a bad word against her.

She would eat you alive!
Author:  MrChris [ Wed Sep 23, 2009 21:19 ]
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KovacsC wrote:
it was because of her i watched Lara Craft. Hmmm

She looked a lot better than, to be honest. I quite fancied her. But she's gotten more and more thin, and steals more and more babies. Hmmmm. Maybe the two are related?
Author:  sdg [ Wed Sep 23, 2009 21:21 ]
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Bobbyaro wrote:
superdupergill wrote:
Mr Chris wrote:
superdupergill wrote:
Talking about lovely women, I just saw an advert for Mr and Mrs Smith. My god Angelina Jolie is sexy.

Hand in your lesbian card now, young lady. Jolie is a horrible crack-whore-esque skeletal nightmare.

Hang on, no - she's a horrible crack-whore-esque baby stealing skeletal nightmare.


WTF?? Angelina Jolie is a gorgeous, sexy hot woman. Apart from having an amazing body, beautiful face, kissable lips and piercing eyes she also seems to be totally wild in bed and more than a little bit kinky. She was made for me and I won't hear a bad word against her.

She would eat you alive!


Despite currently having some very pleasant thoughts about what that would entail, I can assure you that I could more than hold my own. She'd be all 'Brad who?' and I'd be all 'yeah baby!'

i loved the scene in Tombraider where she went walking through her mansion at night wearing the white pyjamas...mmmm. Oh and also Gia since she dances naked.
Author:  KovacsC [ Wed Sep 23, 2009 21:21 ]
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WullieOoster wrote:
KovacsC wrote:
it was because of her i watched Lara Craft.
What did she make? :)
Doh :)
Author:  throughsilver [ Wed Sep 23, 2009 21:23 ]
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I used to love Angelina, but she too skinny and processed now. Back in the day, she was YES as fuck:

Image
A decade ago. Feel so old.
Author:  Cras [ Wed Sep 23, 2009 21:23 ]
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She was well good in Wanted.
Author:  MrChris [ Wed Sep 23, 2009 21:25 ]
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Craster wrote:
She was well good in Wanted.

The pill-improved bust in Tomb Raider was the zenith. She looked utterly awful in Gone in 60 Seconds. Also, some other films.
Author:  KovacsC [ Wed Sep 23, 2009 21:25 ]
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oh yes. Cold shower for Kov.
Author:  chinnyhill10 [ Wed Sep 23, 2009 21:26 ]
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Photoshoptastic!
Author:  Cras [ Wed Sep 23, 2009 21:26 ]
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Mr Chris wrote:
She looked utterly awful in Gone in 60 Seconds.


Ooh, no - that hair? Filthy.

Er - not that she had filthy hair, although that could well have been the case. Just that with that hair she looked filthy. The good kind. Or something.
Author:  KovacsC [ Wed Sep 23, 2009 21:27 ]
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anyone watching Wounded.
Author:  MrChris [ Wed Sep 23, 2009 21:27 ]
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Craster wrote:
Mr Chris wrote:
She looked utterly awful in Gone in 60 Seconds.


Ooh, no - that hair? Filthy.

Er - not that she had filthy hair, although that could well have been the case. Just that with that hair she looked filthy. The good kind. Or something.

She had dreadlocks, dude. The archetypal filthy hair. But not filthy hair, hair that was filthy. You know.
Author:  Cras [ Wed Sep 23, 2009 21:28 ]
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Well, quite - but the good filthy, not the tics filthy.
Author:  Cras [ Wed Sep 23, 2009 21:28 ]
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Wait - I meant ticks. Possibly. Unless she had some bad acid once, or something.
Author:  MrChris [ Wed Sep 23, 2009 21:29 ]
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Craster wrote:
Well, quite - but the good filthy, not the tics filthy.

No no no - wrong way round. Dreadlocks = hygiene of a member of The Levellers.
Author:  KovacsC [ Wed Sep 23, 2009 21:30 ]
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you can have clean dreads. As hair cleans itself after so long
Author:  sdg [ Wed Sep 23, 2009 21:30 ]
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Hell yes. I would.
Author:  Cras [ Wed Sep 23, 2009 21:30 ]
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KovacsC wrote:
you can have clean dreads. As hair cleans itself after so long


Isn't that a myth?
Author:  ApplePieOfDestiny [ Wed Sep 23, 2009 21:31 ]
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Bony Face. Bony Face!
Author:  MrChris [ Wed Sep 23, 2009 21:31 ]
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KovacsC wrote:
you can have clean dreads. As hair cleans itself after so long

That is Hippie Propaganda, or what is technically called An Excuse Made By Smelly Soap Dodgers.
Author:  Cras [ Wed Sep 23, 2009 21:31 ]
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superdupergill wrote:
Hell yes. I would.


Not in that picture though. She looks like she's just been in an accident and needs her face panel-beating back into shape.
Author:  NotWorthy [ Wed Sep 23, 2009 21:32 ]
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KovacsC wrote:
you can have clean dreads. As hair cleans itself after so long

no. just doesnt get any dirtier.
Author:  KovacsC [ Wed Sep 23, 2009 21:32 ]
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Craster wrote:
KovacsC wrote:
you can have clean dreads. As hair cleans itself after so long
no it is true. Natural oils and all that.

Isn't that a myth?
No it is true. Natural oils and all that.
Author:  Cras [ Wed Sep 23, 2009 21:33 ]
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You're not convincing me.
Author:  KovacsC [ Wed Sep 23, 2009 21:34 ]
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Craster wrote:
You're not convincing me.
Fair enough. Was just saying :)
Author:  sdg [ Wed Sep 23, 2009 21:35 ]
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I don't even know why I'm trying to convince people to be honest. What about the less mental version, aka Shannyn Sossamon?
Author:  devilman [ Wed Sep 23, 2009 21:36 ]
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KovacsC wrote:
Craster wrote:
KovacsC wrote:
you can have clean dreads. As hair cleans itself after so long
no it is true. Natural oils and all that.

Isn't that a myth?
No it is true. Natural oils and all that.


It gives you scary eyebrows
Author:  MrChris [ Wed Sep 23, 2009 21:36 ]
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superdupergill wrote:
I don't even know why I'm trying to convince people to be honest. What about the less mental version, aka Shannyn Sossamon?

I suppose if I wanted to be eviscerated, death by hip bones during sex would be the way to do it.
Author:  Cras [ Wed Sep 23, 2009 21:38 ]
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superdupergill wrote:
I don't even know why I'm trying to convince people to be honest. What about the less mental version, aka Shannyn Sossamon?


Okay. She looks muuuuch less mental....
Author:  Doctor Glyndwr [ Wed Sep 23, 2009 21:39 ]
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superdupergill wrote:
I don't even know why I'm trying to convince people to be honest. What about the less mental version, aka Shannyn Sossamon?
We're debating the boniness, not the mentals.
Author:  chinnyhill10 [ Wed Sep 23, 2009 21:39 ]
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Mr Chris wrote:
KovacsC wrote:
you can have clean dreads. As hair cleans itself after so long

That is Hippie Propaganda, or what is technically called An Excuse Made By Smelly Soap Dodgers.


It's true. A science teacher told me. She was a hippy though. This was 1994.

She said it takes a year to do it properly though and you must still wash your hair, just not with shampoo.
Author:  ApplePieOfDestiny [ Wed Sep 23, 2009 21:40 ]
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Craster wrote:
superdupergill wrote:
I don't even know why I'm trying to convince people to be honest. What about the less mental version, aka Shannyn Sossamon?


Okay. She looks muuuuch less mental....

I don't know why we've now introduced a much less attractive version of Natalie Imbruglia, to be honest.
Author:  sdg [ Wed Sep 23, 2009 21:40 ]
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I think I am just immune to hip bones. To be fair my other half is really quite slim. Not unhealthy looking despite that though and she is short so it doesn't look weird...but I think she wears a size 8 if she's lucky.
Author:  throughsilver [ Wed Sep 23, 2009 21:41 ]
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Craster wrote:
superdupergill wrote:
Hell yes. I would.

Not in that picture though. She looks like she's just been in an accident and needs her face panel-beating back into shape.

Eh, I don't really get this level of appearance-insult. I mean, not being attracted to someone; sure. I'm not attracted to plenty of people. But I dunno. That degree of diss just seems like protesting too much.

Maybe I'm old fashioned.
Author:  Bobbyaro [ Wed Sep 23, 2009 21:41 ]
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Craster wrote:
superdupergill wrote:
Hell yes. I would.


Not in that picture though. She looks like she's just been in an accident and needs her face panel-beating back into shape.


Yeah, i was looking for a picture to respond to Mr chris, but all I could find were these and even with all the air brushing she looks a bit weird in them. Still would though, obv.
Author:  sdg [ Wed Sep 23, 2009 21:42 ]
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Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
superdupergill wrote:
I don't even know why I'm trying to convince people to be honest. What about the less mental version, aka Shannyn Sossamon?
We're debating the boniness, not the mentals.


I was referring to the fact that some may regard Angelina Jolie as a baby stealing crack-whore and Shannyn Sossamon is a bit less so. I think.
Author:  Cras [ Wed Sep 23, 2009 21:42 ]
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throughsilver wrote:
Craster wrote:
superdupergill wrote:
Hell yes. I would.

Not in that picture though. She looks like she's just been in an accident and needs her face panel-beating back into shape.

Eh, I don't really get this level of appearance-insult. I mean, not being attracted to someone; sure. I'm not attracted to plenty of people. But I dunno. That degree of diss just seems like protesting too much.

Maybe I'm old fashioned.


She's a hugely attractive woman, but that photo is a terrible photo. It's been taken from an angle which makes her look like she has an incredibly flat face, which in other photos demonstrably isn't true. Is the point.
Author:  ApplePieOfDestiny [ Wed Sep 23, 2009 21:42 ]
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throughsilver wrote:
Craster wrote:
superdupergill wrote:
Hell yes. I would.

Not in that picture though. She looks like she's just been in an accident and needs her face panel-beating back into shape.

Eh, I don't really get this level of appearance-insult. I mean, not being attracted to someone; sure. I'm not attracted to plenty of people. But I dunno. That degree of diss just seems like protesting too much.

Maybe I'm old fashioned.

It is entirely inconsistent with the Beex way of never, ever, exaggerating anything. Ever.

Never.
Author:  sdg [ Wed Sep 23, 2009 21:43 ]
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Riles wrote:
throughsilver wrote:
Craster wrote:
superdupergill wrote:
Hell yes. I would.

Not in that picture though. She looks like she's just been in an accident and needs her face panel-beating back into shape.

Eh, I don't really get this level of appearance-insult. I mean, not being attracted to someone; sure. I'm not attracted to plenty of people. But I dunno. That degree of diss just seems like protesting too much.

Maybe I'm old fashioned.

It is entirely inconsistent with the Beex way of never, ever, exaggerating anything. Ever.

Never.


There is an awesome picture somewhere of just her face and a trail of blood...Angelina Jolie+vampire=hotness.
Author:  throughsilver [ Wed Sep 23, 2009 21:45 ]
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Riles wrote:
throughsilver wrote:
Craster wrote:
superdupergill wrote:
Hell yes. I would.

Not in that picture though. She looks like she's just been in an accident and needs her face panel-beating back into shape.

Eh, I don't really get this level of appearance-insult. I mean, not being attracted to someone; sure. I'm not attracted to plenty of people. But I dunno. That degree of diss just seems like protesting too much.

Maybe I'm old fashioned.

It is entirely inconsistent with the Beex way of never, ever, exaggerating anything. Ever.

Never.

Oh, lots of people do it. I'm just too nice. ;)

[edit at gill] This?
Author:  MrChris [ Wed Sep 23, 2009 21:47 ]
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Riles wrote:
Craster wrote:
superdupergill wrote:
I don't even know why I'm trying to convince people to be honest. What about the less mental version, aka Shannyn Sossamon?


Okay. She looks muuuuch less mental....

I don't know why we've now introduced a much less attractive version of Natalie Imbruglia, to be honest.

Back off dude - she's mine.

SDG wrote:
I think I am just immune to hip bones. To be fair my other half is really quite slim. Not unhealthy looking despite that though and she is short so it doesn't look weird...but I think she wears a size 8 if she's lucky.


In reality I'm far less bothered by them than Mrs C, who complains about mine. I'll generally, IN REAL LIFE, not be distracted by almost any physical inconvenience provided I'm having sechsings at the time. Obviously in fantasy SlebSexLAnd, I'll be as picky as I damn well choose, and only be satisfied by a threesome with Gillian Anderson and that bird out of Starship Troopers that has been choreographed by the Russian Ballet.
Author:  Bobbyaro [ Wed Sep 23, 2009 21:48 ]
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throughsilver wrote:

[edit at gill] This?

That is NOT sexy.
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