Be Excellent To Each Other

What about Burnie P? What about Doom? What about Titty Fighter?

I'm beginning to think we need to talk about our relationship. It seems these days we both want different things.

But the thing is that people won't know I'm not on the xbox - I appear on the friends list in the same way that I would if I were on the xbox.

Aaaah. I see.

S'funny, then, as I didn't see your name pop up at all. I may have been too distracted by being shot in the head by Curio and Ramsea though...

I saw you playing ".NET something-or-other" with a little monitor-type icon next to your name, I assume this means you were on the PC while I saw you?

That'd be the one. On the PC.

Either means I'm testing/debugging some multiplayer code or leaving it running in the background so that I get any messages asking if I want to play anything. Don't worry about interrupting me if it's the former, just message away.

I didn't see Dave or Zardoz on last night. Ramsea mentioned that Sheepeh wanted an invite, so as soon as that game ended we all dropped back and I sent him two invites. Nobody was being ignored, I assure you!

Maybe it was later than I remember, new born babies seem to effect your body clock.

I wasn't complaining, more replying to Zardoz that despite busyness, if he (or anyone else) had poked me. I'd have turned up.

Filthy bastards.

Dave will drop anything for a lil bum fun.

I often get messages from Dimrill when he's not showing on my friends list - I presumed it was because he was messaging me from the site. I didn't see you online last night either, Dave.

When I popped on no one was CoDing so I had a lovely time on Soul Calibur 4 instead, then murdered an old man in Oblivion. Which was nice.

Is that Oblivion, Lancashire, or the game?

Stay over and find out....

mwahaha, Mwahahahahaa, MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!

Given that Sheepeh saw me, and I show up when logged into my other live account, I know that I do indeed turn up on the friends list.

It's all a bit usual me being there while not on the xbox given that I am (as far as I'm aware) the only person who uses Live on windows.

Obviously in that case you must have obviously not been logged on when I was, because you're obviously one of the people I look out for when finding people to obviously play games with.

Obviously.

Yo FOMO'S.

Right I've just noticed that when playing COD that if I happen to get a UAV, Air Strike, Heli... and I die, I can, if I keep mashing my left d-pad button to use this I can still use it even after I have died and re-spawnd (or however it's spelt)... anyone else noticed this?

So after earning the extra you can still use it even after you've got killeded .. assuming you've not used it already.

Am I just being stupid and it's been there all along?

It's been there all along. Sometimes it's best to wait until you're dead before using it.

I see... I just always die because I'm trying to use it! ha!

*gulp*... I might actually er... *gasp* ... fancy playing this ... *choke*... tonight. Is anyone game?

I think I might fancy some fishing tonight, good sir.

SEGA BASE FISHING! Ace! err I might be on buuuutt only probably for an hour! When is the ideal party time?

Is that where you fish off the top of a really high building? Extreme fishing?

I think people normally turn up around 9 or 10 ish.

I may be up for this. I may, alternatively, go to sleep.

When I wrote a piece on base raping for Everything2, someone msged me to say they initially thought base raping was about throwing other people off the top of a tall building.

I am up for this! PLEASE STAY UP EVERYBODY AND WAIT FOR ME!

Prolly on aboot 11ish.

If I don't go to sleep or get bored and play something else, I'll definitely stay up.

I am out for a curry tonight so unlikely to be on. People who enjoy the critically acclaimed "deepest online shooter of all time, 9/10, IGN.com" Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare by Infinity Ward should note that this weekend, the map pack is half price (now just 400 Microsoft Spaceships) and there is double XP all weekend.

Meanwhile, people who prefer Frontlines: Fuel of WAAAAAAAAR will be interested to know that the new 'Conquer mode' DLC is now out, which removes the frontline concept from the game - so you are free to capture points in any order that you please.

Why is it that EVERY SINGLE TIME there's double XP, I am away and can't play on it? Boo-urns!



You're being silly, yes.

If there's no UAV up adn you get it; use it. If it's already up then save it and don't use it immediately... it might be more help to the team later on. Of course, if you get another kill then use it as a fifth would delete it and replace it with an airstrike. When I get an airstrike I run away, hide, and bomb somewhere largely at random.

When I get a chopper, I almost always DO NOT USE it. This is smart, you see.

I then go charging around, and die, hopefully taking someone with me. I then respawn, call in the chopper, and go camp somewhere. The chopper goes round, and since you're on a new kill streak, every kill the chopper gets counts to the new streak. Chopper kills three people... you've got a UAV. It gets two more... you've got an airstrike... use that well.... you've got another chopper, and all you've done is hide under the stairs somewhere.



Then go get yourself killed, respawn and call in the next one.

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

It's cunts like you that have made me decide against playing it tonight now. I've just remembered how terribly imbalanced it is.

Not really. Just stop being so rubbish and you'll be fine. I've sen numerous comebacks from 200-300 points down. You just have to not be such a myoptika.

Where are you cunts, eh?

Just eating some crisps, be there inna minute.

Well mebbe I'm done waiting for you hoo-ers.

Yum yum. Lovely crisps.

I don't appear to have noticed an invite?

I'M NOT MOTHER.

You were all playing Soul Calibra, anyway. Fudging cleeks.

MmmM. Crisps. Want a crisp Craster? Well you can't, cos you live in That London what allows someone like Mimi to get mugged. I'm on to you. *squints at Craster while eating crisps*

Crisps completed.

Have you unlocked the Greasy Fingers perk?

Todays exciting CoD4 shenanigans involved Dimrill "Dislocating a beard hair" after I attacked him.

Dislodge it from what, exactly?

I am playing this now, should anyone be interested.

Yo. 2 secs although i am shit.

Anyone on for this tonight?

I am playing Internet Spaceship Timesink Game and contemplating an early night.

Well, fair enough, but the girls love a successful EvE player.

I'm Free!

I shall fire my shit up shortly.