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Author:  Dimrill [ Sat Aug 01, 2009 22:28 ]
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Where's that photo of Zardoz?

Author:  Curiosity [ Sat Aug 01, 2009 22:34 ]
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Dimrill wrote:
Where's that photo of Zardoz?


I will upload the pictures I have tomorrow.

Be warned, I have a picture of Craster wearing Zardoz as a codpiece.

Thankfully Craster is still fully clothed, though Zardoz looks a little rough around the edges since he had been chewed by both the bride and groom.

Author:  Mr Dave [ Sat Aug 01, 2009 22:39 ]
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Curiosity wrote:
Dimrill wrote:
Where's that photo of Zardoz?


I will upload the pictures I have tomorrow.

Be warned, I have a picture of Craster wearing Zardoz as a codpiece.

Thankfully Craster is still fully clothed, though Zardoz looks a little rough around the edges since he had been chewed by both the bride and groom.


Yes, that was quite scary, seeing Myp first kiss, then lick, then finally eat Zardoz... about 10cm from my face.

Author:  metalangel [ Sat Aug 01, 2009 22:41 ]
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My pics to be uploaded soon too, so we can all share Dave's secret arousal.

Author:  chinnyhill10 [ Sat Aug 01, 2009 23:24 ]
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If you are all going to go changing your faces again, you'll just have to deal with me not knowing who you are. I ignore the wordy bits in favour of the pretty pictures.

Author:  Mr Dave [ Sat Aug 01, 2009 23:31 ]
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I've just opened my bag and been reminded of how much I now hate Dimrill.

Lots.

Author:  chinnyhill10 [ Sat Aug 01, 2009 23:50 ]
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Mr Dave wrote:
I've just opened my bag and been reminded of how much I now hate Dimrill.

Lots.


Did he steal your tampons?

Author:  DBSnappa [ Sun Aug 02, 2009 1:20 ]
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I'm not sure congratulating people on getting married is the correct thing to do... it feels a little like saying well done for entering a marathon before it's started.

I wish you all the best for your future together.

Author:  DavPaz [ Sun Aug 02, 2009 14:26 ]
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bloody cleeks.

Author:  Malc [ Sun Aug 02, 2009 15:20 ]
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MrDavPaz wrote:
bloody cleeks.


If your cleeks are bloody then I suggest you seek medical attention as quickly as possible.

Malc

Author:  Hell's Bells [ Sun Aug 02, 2009 16:59 ]
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Thanks a lot to Matt and Ange. We really enjoyed the day. The food was delicious! :D

Author:  Doctor Glyndwr [ Sun Aug 02, 2009 17:10 ]
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Hell's Bells wrote:
The food was delicious!
:this: the BBQ stuff was really, really nice.

Author:  Cras [ Sun Aug 02, 2009 17:11 ]
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Good cake, too. I'd have been really disappointed if I hadn't got any of the cake.

Author:  Doctor Glyndwr [ Sun Aug 02, 2009 17:12 ]
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Craster wrote:
Good cake, too. I'd have been really disappointed if I hadn't got any of the cake.
OOOH you just reminded me, I have a piece of cake downstairs to eat. And I'm peckish. I'll go get some cake. And a camera. To take a picture of the cake you didn't have.

Author:  Joans [ Sun Aug 02, 2009 17:15 ]
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Craster wrote:
Good cake, too. I'd have been really disappointed if I hadn't got any of the cake.


Oh, did you not get any?
Hmm, how did that happen :hat:

Author:  Doctor Glyndwr [ Sun Aug 02, 2009 17:16 ]
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Ooh, delicious cake!

Author:  Cras [ Sun Aug 02, 2009 17:23 ]
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I did - there were others later complaining they hadn't, as I was stuffing cake into my face.

Author:  TheAlbin0Kid [ Sun Aug 02, 2009 17:39 ]
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Craster wrote:
I did - there were others later complaining they hadn't, as I was stuffing cake into my face.

There was a box stuffed with cake that needed 3 people to lift it to the car on Saturday morning...

Ok, I exaggerate, but it really isn't too late to get any (more) cake if you want it, I'm sure the Colemans would welcome some of it being removed from their hands. Obviously not from their physical hands as they pick it up to eat it though.

Author:  Grim... [ Sun Aug 02, 2009 21:21 ]
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What were the caricatures about?

Author:  ApplePieOfDestiny [ Sun Aug 02, 2009 21:23 ]
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Grim... wrote:
What were the caricatures about?

Instead of having shitty sugar coated almonds on the tables they paid a professional artist to do caricatures of the guests as wedding favours. Despite them pulling me out for the first one as they thought it would be funny, and me being absolutely horrified at my caricature as I'm sure will become evident, he's very good.

Author:  Doctor Glyndwr [ Sun Aug 02, 2009 21:25 ]
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Grim... wrote:
What were the caricatures about?
There was a caricaturast caracaturist cartoon drawing guy.

Author:  Myfinger [ Sun Aug 02, 2009 21:50 ]
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Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
Grim... wrote:
What were the caricatures about?
There was a caricaturast caracaturist cartoon drawing guy.

I have to say, the ones I have seen of people I have met (MetalAngel, Joans, Dimrill (well, I've seen his photo)) they are real likenesses!

I am officially jealous!!

I was going to ask where they were coming from so I could have one! :)

Doc, where's yours?

Author:  ApplePieOfDestiny [ Sun Aug 02, 2009 21:54 ]
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Myfinger wrote:
Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
Grim... wrote:
What were the caricatures about?
There was a caricaturast caracaturist cartoon drawing guy.

I have to say, the ones I have seen of people I have met (MetalAngel, Joans, Dimrill (well, I've seen his photo)) they are real likenesses!

I am officially jealous!!

I was going to ask where they were coming from so I could have one! :)

Doc, where's yours?

Look left of his post.

Author:  Myfinger [ Sun Aug 02, 2009 21:58 ]
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Riles wrote:
Myfinger wrote:
Doc, where's yours?

Look left of his post.

Wow!

Was it one of those fancy dress weddings, and he went as his Simpsons self? ;)

Author:  Zardoz [ Mon Aug 03, 2009 9:25 ]
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Glad it all went well.

Joans, I didn't realise how much you look like a bald Brian Clough until now.

It was great spending another night in Myps mouth.

Author:  devilman [ Mon Aug 03, 2009 9:28 ]
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A woman I used to work with went to a wedding over the weekend too and during the course of the event, one of the guests stole the money from the weddings cards. Nice.

Author:  Malabelm [ Mon Aug 03, 2009 9:32 ]
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devilman wrote:
A woman I used to work with went to a wedding over the weekend too and during the course of the event, one of the guests stole the money from the weddings cards. Nice.


Classy!

Did they find out who the culprit was?

Author:  Doctor Glyndwr [ Mon Aug 03, 2009 9:32 ]
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devilman wrote:
A woman I used to work with went to a wedding over the weekend too and during the course of the event, one of the guests stole the money from the weddings cards. Nice.
How do they know it was one of the guests? Seems more likely to me it was either staff at the venue or some well-dressed guy who just wandered in from the street, snaffled the cards, and moved on. Think about how many people in suits mill around at weddings who you don't recognise.

Author:  kalmar [ Mon Aug 03, 2009 9:39 ]
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Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
How do they know it was one of the guests? Seems more likely to me it was either staff at the venue or some well-dressed guy who just wandered in from the street, snaffled the cards, and moved on. Think about how many people in suits mill around at weddings who you don't recognise.


Especially when half of them can only be identified by internet usernames such as Albin-zero-kid ;)

Author:  devilman [ Mon Aug 03, 2009 9:40 ]
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Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
devilman wrote:
A woman I used to work with went to a wedding over the weekend too and during the course of the event, one of the guests stole the money from the weddings cards. Nice.
How do they know it was one of the guests? Seems more likely to me it was either staff at the venue or some well-dressed guy who just wandered in from the street, snaffled the cards, and moved on. Think about how many people in suits mill around at weddings who you don't recognise.


Yeah, I'd agree. Plus you'd like to think that no-one of the people you invite to your own wedding would stoop that low. I'm only going from a Facebook post so I don't know all the details.

Author:  Zardoz [ Mon Aug 03, 2009 9:40 ]
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That's terrible. Would it be insured?

Author:  Grim... [ Mon Aug 03, 2009 9:42 ]
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Zardoz wrote:
That's terrible. Would it be insured?

Christ, it'd be a nightmare to claim if it was, I'd imagine.

Author:  DavPaz [ Mon Aug 03, 2009 9:49 ]
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our wedding insurance had a specific clause covering cash at the reception, up to £5000. Despite that, every card went in my inside pocket and up to the room asap, and most of the guests gave up b&q vouchers anyway, as that was what we'd asked for

Author:  chinnyhill10 [ Mon Aug 03, 2009 10:06 ]
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devilman wrote:

Yeah, I'd agree. Plus you'd like to think that no-one of the people you invite to your own wedding would stoop that low. I'm only going from a Facebook post so I don't know all the details.


Usually the staff. They are paid peanuts and treated like shit by their employers with little vetting. We had a giant cheese go missing after our reception.

The wedding industry is full of cunts. Our day was fantastic but the in laws never paid the final payment on the venue due to the drunken owners helping themselves to our food and then trying to chase us out with an Alsatian the size of an elephant come 11.30pm. Funnily enough they never chased the payment either probably because we'd have gone straight to Health And Safety over a couple of major violations that could have them shut down.

The caterer tried to charge us for lots of breakages (of which we know there were none that were our guests fault) and was told to GTFF. Not our problem if she literally employed 12 year olds. I did see a waitress drop a tray of glasses but NOT OUR FUCKING PROBLEM BITCH!

Author:  chinnyhill10 [ Mon Aug 03, 2009 10:07 ]
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MrDavPaz wrote:
most of the guests gave up b&q vouchers anyway,


You can never have enough laminate flooring.

Author:  MaliA [ Mon Aug 03, 2009 10:08 ]
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My anti-wedding arsenal is growing by the day after reading this sort of thing.

Author:  TheAlbin0Kid [ Mon Aug 03, 2009 10:19 ]
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MaliA wrote:
My anti-wedding arsenal is growing by the day after reading this sort of thing.

That's strange, because next month I'm going to an anti-Arsenal wedding at the White Hart Lane function suite 8)

Author:  MaliA [ Mon Aug 03, 2009 10:23 ]
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TheAlbin0Kid wrote:
MaliA wrote:
My anti-wedding arsenal is growing by the day after reading this sort of thing.

That's strange, because next month I'm going to an anti-Arsenal wedding at the White Hart Lane function suite 8)


I fear you've been done up like yom kippur.

Author:  Kern [ Mon Aug 03, 2009 10:24 ]
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Quote:
My anti-wedding apple


I see the sweary filter is clearly a Chelsea fan.

Author:  Zardoz [ Mon Aug 03, 2009 11:23 ]
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It just works.

Author:  TheAlbin0Kid [ Mon Aug 03, 2009 11:40 ]
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MaliA wrote:
TheAlbin0Kid wrote:
MaliA wrote:
My anti-wedding arsenal is growing by the day after reading this sort of thing.

That's strange, because next month I'm going to an anti-Arsenal wedding at the White Hart Lane function suite 8)


I fear you've been done up like yom kippur.

Jew really think so?

Author:  itsallwater [ Mon Aug 03, 2009 11:53 ]
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I spent more money on Booze than I did on the room! Not a great deal more but JEEEZ!

Cake was lovely already eaten all of my bits.

Also TheAlbin0Kid forgetting his spare trousers and having to transport him to my place in only pants*, was 10000% the funniest thing to happen on the Saturday!

Author:  Cras [ Mon Aug 03, 2009 11:56 ]
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Are you going to be putting photos up somewhere? You looked like you knew what you were doing....

Author:  metalangel [ Mon Aug 03, 2009 12:03 ]
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THE ONLY PHOTO FROM THE WEDDING YOU NEED:
Attachment:
Image418.jpg


Except possibly for this one:
Attachment:
Image436.jpg


Facebook gallery link coming (man, it don't 'arf upload slow)

Author:  MaliA [ Mon Aug 03, 2009 12:06 ]
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Who do I need to be friends with on Facebook to see it?

Author:  Zardoz [ Mon Aug 03, 2009 12:06 ]
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Why is John Virgo licking me?

Author:  metalangel [ Mon Aug 03, 2009 12:15 ]
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FACEBOOK LINK:
http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2 ... 735be093a3

(anyone should be able to view this)

Author:  Dimrill [ Mon Aug 03, 2009 12:17 ]
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I like the one of me lunging at Maria :S I may have been slightly tipsy by that point.

Author:  Joans [ Mon Aug 03, 2009 12:22 ]
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Dimrill wrote:
I like the one of me lunging at Maria :S I may have been slightly tipsy by that point.


I just saw that one, you look like you're about to eat her. :S

Author:  Zardoz [ Mon Aug 03, 2009 12:24 ]
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Where's that little Jewish boy?

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