Be Excellent To Each Other

Well, it's not too restrictive, and it will stop any geniuses posting 50MB of text into the box for fun.
As for the fast reply box, the answer is no, I don't trust you. I don't trust myself either, as it's properly easy to not realise you've got a page to go.
If you are desperate to reply before reading the rest of the thread, the 'reply' button is only a click away

What the hell is this "fast reply box" you're all on about?
I can't see it. All I can see is the usual "reply to topic" button, which is a normal-speed reply, surely?

Oh wait, there it is. Never seen that before.

Is there a calendar? I'm either being blind or there is not...can we have one please?
Maybe one of those birthday mods that shows them at the bottom/top of the forums.

There's one of those at the bottom of the main forum page.

I never see the main page so I never realized there was a birthdays thing.
What about a calendar to add dates to?