Grim... wrote:
The Great Tyrant wrote:
The DMs sighing at my shenanigans is my applause.
This. This is the scale to know how well you're doing.
"And then we ram the trousers over the robot's head!"
"Why?!"
"They've got a signal jammer in them!"
"Why would your trousers have..."
"Because it's activated by doing pelvic thrusts in the direction you want to jam, remember?"
"..."
I challenged a dangerous dragon to a rap battle, convinced a dungeon of goblins I was their ally and walked out with ALL their loot, and wasted one of a few limited questions asking a magical truth telling entity if it had a crush on me.
I also killed a man with my bagpipes. (Out of context DnD quotes?)
There's room for improvement (and pelvic thrusting) but I'm otherwise proud of my first play through.