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Author:  Grim... [ Sat May 31, 2008 18:45 ]
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:D

http://www.sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com

Author:  ElephantBanjoGnome [ Sat May 31, 2008 18:48 ]
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Genius website, she seriously fucking ugly. ughghghg.

Author:  Mimi [ Sat May 31, 2008 18:50 ]
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...Who looks like Boris Johnson.

Author:  Grim... [ Sat May 31, 2008 18:50 ]
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Any of you "girls" that come in here and talk about the series / movie and say "boys just don't get it" will be ridiculed, by the way.

Author:  Grim... [ Sat May 31, 2008 18:53 ]
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Mimi wrote:
...Who looks like Boris Johnson.


Attachment:
plusboris.jpg

Author:  Cras [ Sat May 31, 2008 19:02 ]
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Right, now an animated morph from SJP to Boris via the horse, please.

Author:  Mr Dave [ Sat May 31, 2008 19:57 ]
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I've said it before, and I'll say it again.

Sarah Jessica Parker looks like Chad Kroeger.

Author:  MaliA [ Sat May 31, 2008 21:26 ]
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I am in love with Charlotte.

Author:  GazChap [ Sat May 31, 2008 21:35 ]
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Mimi wrote:
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...Who looks like Boris Johnson.

Has SJP been beaten up there or something?!

Author:  Mimi [ Sat May 31, 2008 23:06 ]
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GazChap wrote:
Has SJP been beaten up there or something?!


No, she's just ugly.

I like Charlotte, too. She seems nice and so pretty, and she has lovely clothes and hair. I have only seen the show a few times but did not like it very much. The other (non SJP) blonde woman is just horrible in every way, and the redhead one is like the token lesbian/square even though she is not supposed to be a lesbian. SJP is just horrible too, like she's constantly trying to deny her age. She should be happy with her age rather than... Anyway.

Also, it's a program abut four women who are just happy with their lives? Yay - go girls, whoo! But, it turns out that none of them is ever happy without a man. Oh, blah blah, blah... Yawn.

Author:  MaliA [ Sat May 31, 2008 23:31 ]
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I love Charlotte.

And Charlotte is a pretty name.

Malispawn will be called Charlotte if it ever happens and is a girl.

Although, Malispawn works for either sex.

Author:  Mimi [ Sat May 31, 2008 23:34 ]
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I was born in Queen Charlotte's hospital.

There we go.

Author:  Sheepeh [ Sat May 31, 2008 23:38 ]
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Grim...'s favourite Charlotte, yesterday.

Author:  Mimi [ Sat May 31, 2008 23:41 ]
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Who is she, Sheepeh?

Author:  Sheepeh [ Sat May 31, 2008 23:43 ]
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Charlotte Hudson - she was a presenter on Brainiac.

Author:  GazChap [ Sat May 31, 2008 23:43 ]
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Mimi wrote:
Who is she, Sheepeh?

http://www.rdfmanagement.com/clients/ch ... udson.html

Author:  Mimi [ Sat May 31, 2008 23:44 ]
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Oh.



Whooossshhhhh
:munkeh:

Author:  Mimi [ Sat May 31, 2008 23:46 ]
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That's something going over my head.

i have seen Brainiac, I think, but it had the nerd off of big brother presenting it, or Richard Hammond, I seem to recall.

Author:  MaliA [ Sun Jun 01, 2008 0:17 ]
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Mimi wrote:
That's something going over my head.

i have seen Brainiac, I think, but it had the nerd off of big brother presenting it, or Richard Hammond, I seem to recall.


I was going to apply for a job there, but seem to have missed the application form. I'd be dead good at explaining hard science facts to a layman's audience, me.

Author:  sinister agent [ Sun Jun 01, 2008 1:33 ]
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Oh yay. She's looked like a horse for years, I've always said it. Irritating voice, too. Terrible programme - nothing but incredibly obvious 'jokes' and tedious neuroses. I can get that at home for free, thanks.

Author:  SteONorDar [ Sun Jun 01, 2008 3:35 ]
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"Charlotte" is a slightly annoying name.

Author:  sinister agent [ Sun Jun 01, 2008 3:41 ]
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SteONorDar wrote:
"Charlotte" is a slightly annoying name.


I have a friend called charlotte visiting next week. I will pass this on.

Author:  SteONorDar [ Sun Jun 01, 2008 3:44 ]
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sinister agent wrote:
SteONorDar wrote:
"Charlotte" is a slightly annoying name.


I have a friend called charlotte visiting next week. I will pass this on.


Only slightly. Don't make a big deal of it, or anything. ;)

Author:  Runcle [ Sun Jun 01, 2008 3:53 ]
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I think its how you say it, in one way it could sound like a small onion.

Author:  sinister agent [ Sun Jun 01, 2008 4:20 ]
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SteONorDar wrote:
sinister agent wrote:
SteONorDar wrote:
"Charlotte" is a slightly annoying name.


I have a friend called charlotte visiting next week. I will pass this on.


Only slightly. Don't make a big deal of it, or anything. ;)


I am preparing a banner to place over the front of the house.

Author:  SteONorDar [ Sun Jun 01, 2008 4:24 ]
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sinister agent wrote:
SteONorDar wrote:
sinister agent wrote:
SteONorDar wrote:
"Charlotte" is a slightly annoying name.


I have a friend called charlotte visiting next week. I will pass this on.


Only slightly. Don't make a big deal of it, or anything. ;)


I am preparing a banner to place over the front of the house.

SOMEONE ON THE INTERNET SLIGHTLY DISLIKES YOUR NAME

I've seen better banners :p

Author:  sinister agent [ Sun Jun 01, 2008 5:02 ]
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Personally I think it's all the more effective for its mildness. Like a persistent mild itch.

Author:  Pod [ Sun Jun 01, 2008 10:13 ]
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MaliA wrote:
I am in love with Charlotte.

Firstly, :this:

Secondly, I love how they match the pose with the horse. Especially the wedding dress one.

Author:  metalangel [ Sun Jun 01, 2008 16:04 ]
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I'd only have Miranda and Charlotte... Kim Cattral looks like a cross between a washed up burlesque dancer and Petunia off Futurama. And Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse... one that was pulled out of the glue vats when it was half-dissolved.

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(above) Kim Cattral, yesterday.
(below) Miranda NEEDS IT.

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Also, could you imagine the outcry if Sex and the City had been about four MEN?

Author:  Sheepeh [ Sun Jun 01, 2008 16:08 ]
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MeatAngle is a member of the BETEO Redhead Appreciation Society?

Author:  GazChap [ Sun Jun 01, 2008 16:12 ]
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MetalAngel wrote:
Kim Cattral looks like a cross between a washed up burlesque dancer and Petunia off Futurama.

She was hot in Police Academy though.

Author:  metalangel [ Sun Jun 01, 2008 16:23 ]
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Yes. Fire down below!

Author:  Sheepeh [ Sun Jun 01, 2008 16:46 ]
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:this:

:hat:

Author:  Plissken [ Sun Jun 01, 2008 17:46 ]
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MetalAngel wrote:
I'd only have Miranda and Charlotte... Kim Cattral looks like a cross between a washed up burlesque dancer and Petunia off Futurama.


Sigh. And she was so hot as Gracie Law.

Edit: And what they said about Police Academy.

Author:  Grim... [ Sun Jun 01, 2008 19:10 ]
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Not quite as hot in Star Trek 6, either.

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Author:  Dimrill [ Sun Jun 01, 2008 19:13 ]
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And Mannequin, too. Mannequin... wow. Mannequin.

Author:  RuySan [ Sun Jun 01, 2008 20:14 ]
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i saw Jessica parker the other day at Conan o'brian and she isn't ugly. Average yes, but not ugly.

Author:  AceAceBaby [ Sun Jun 01, 2008 21:06 ]
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Kim Cattral is still lovely. :kiss:

Author:  Plissken [ Sun Jun 01, 2008 22:54 ]
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RuySan wrote:
i saw Jessica parker the other day at Conan o'brian and she isn't ugly. Average yes, but not ugly.


More chin than Jimmy Hill. And she was shit in L.A. Story.

Author:  Dimrill [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 1:24 ]
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She looked okay in Flight Of The Navigator, but has increasingly become more haggard in everything I've seen her in since. In a "more than natural causes" type way.

Author:  Malabelm [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 9:15 ]
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She was less of a hag as one of the witches in Hocus Pocus.

Author:  ElephantBanjoGnome [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 9:20 ]
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Amusingly I hadn't clocked her in any of the above films until you all said.

I find that a lot when I go back and watch old films. I watched total recall the other day and I was like 'haha! It's Gul Dukat! (DS9)' at one point.

Author:  Plissken [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 9:40 ]
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LA Story is excellent. And marks the point where, shortly after, Steve Martin Went Shit.

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