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| Author: | Mimi [ Sat Apr 07, 2012 1:12 ] |
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Ladies and gentlemen: |
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| Author: | Curiosity [ Sat Apr 07, 2012 7:03 ] |
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*insert WANT pic* |
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| Author: | Mimi [ Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:28 ] |
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I think it's second in brilliance only to my idea of s 'bird within a bird' for the unpretentious Everyman: a chicken Kiev stuffed with chicken nuggets. |
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| Author: | metalangel [ Sat Apr 07, 2012 10:33 ] |
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In Japan they do similar but with added cheese and bacon inside the crust along with the wiener. The winnar is this:  646 calories per slice. Full breakdown here. Each of piece of the crust is a pig-in-blanket or cheese roll. Yes, those are hamburgers. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Sat Apr 07, 2012 11:00 ] |
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Mimi wrote: Ladies and gentlemen: 
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| Author: | Mimi [ Sat Apr 07, 2012 11:54 ] |
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Goodness me. Just reading this thread is enough to give a person a heart attack. |
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| Author: | Plissken [ Sat Apr 07, 2012 11:59 ] |
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Mimi wrote: I think it's second in brilliance only to my idea of s 'bird within a bird' for the unpretentious Everyman: a chicken Kiev stuffed with chicken nuggets. Don't Aldi do a four bird roast? Kind of like the Russian dolls of dining. |
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| Author: | Mimi [ Sat Apr 07, 2012 13:03 ] |
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Plissken wrote: Mimi wrote: I think it's second in brilliance only to my idea of s 'bird within a bird' for the unpretentious Everyman: a chicken Kiev stuffed with chicken nuggets. Don't Aldi do a four bird roast? Kind of like the Russian dolls of dining. does it have garlic butter and crispy breadcrumbs? No?! Then it can SHUT UP. 
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| Author: | YOG [ Sat Apr 07, 2012 13:35 ] |
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Only at UK branches of Pizza Hut, apparently! Does this mean we're, like, innovators? |
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| Author: | Plissken [ Sat Apr 07, 2012 16:04 ] |
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Mimi wrote: Plissken wrote: Don't Aldi do a four bird roast? Kind of like the Russian dolls of dining. does it have garlic butter and crispy breadcrumbs? No?! Then it can SHUT UP. It does when I do it, SO YOU SHUT UP AND TING. |
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| Author: | Bear or Bust [ Sat Apr 07, 2012 17:37 ] |
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Quote: The winnar is this: Finally a use for my piss weak Japanese skills. It seems to have sausage, and triple cheese stuffed crust as well as being a regular hamburger pizza, I could well be wrong on this. Oh and for maximum weirdness, in the brackets in the top line, it says mimi, very strange indeed. |
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| Author: | metalangel [ Sat Apr 07, 2012 19:18 ] |
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Bear or Bust wrote: Oh and for maximum weirdness, in the brackets in the top line, it says mimi, very strange indeed. "We must make a pizza specifically to destroy Mimi's post!" |
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| Author: | Mimi [ Sun Apr 08, 2012 1:01 ] |
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What a privalwedge! |
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| Author: | Mimi [ Sun Apr 08, 2012 1:02 ] |
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Flipping autocorrect! 
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| Author: | Grim... [ Sun Apr 08, 2012 10:51 ] |
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Ha! I thought you were being lacist! |
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| Author: | Plissken [ Sun Apr 08, 2012 12:34 ] |
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I thought she was being an Evil Genius. |
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| Author: | ApplePieOfDestiny [ Sun Apr 08, 2012 18:39 ] |
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I now have one being delivered (the pizza hut pizza, not the japanese one). |
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| Author: | Mimi [ Sun Apr 08, 2012 20:07 ] |
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Ooh, do tell! |
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| Author: | ApplePieOfDestiny [ Sun Apr 08, 2012 20:15 ] |
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Never try and meet your heroes :-( |
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| Author: | WTB [ Sun Apr 08, 2012 20:45 ] |
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YOG wrote: Only at UK branches of Pizza Hut, apparently! Does this mean we're, like, innovators? "Erm, boss, I've made a teensy snafu on the food order this week..." "What the hell are we going to do with six miles of hotdog?!" |
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| Author: | kalmar [ Sun Apr 08, 2012 22:15 ] |
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Despite this, Pizza Hut is still ace due to unlimited free salad. |
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| Author: | WTB [ Sun Apr 08, 2012 22:18 ] |
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Bluargh! They can keep their unlimited floppy soggy left-out-all-day salad. |
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| Author: | Dimrill [ Sun Apr 08, 2012 22:45 ] |
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Last night I had a pizza with a crust stuffed with another pizza which in turn had another pizza in its crust which again was stuffed with pizza and pizza crust stuffed pizza pizza curts stuff another crust pizza stuffed pizza crust encrusted pizza of crust stuffing pizza... |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Sun Apr 08, 2012 23:05 ] |
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WTB wrote: "What the hell are we going to do with six miles of hotdog?!" Your mum. |
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| Author: | WTB [ Mon Apr 09, 2012 0:27 ] |
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Should've seen that coming. Yeah, my mum didn't, etc. |
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| Author: | metalangel [ Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:05 ] |
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Plissken wrote: Mimi wrote: I think it's second in brilliance only to my idea of s 'bird within a bird' for the unpretentious Everyman: a chicken Kiev stuffed with chicken nuggets. Don't Aldi do a four bird roast? Kind of like the Russian dolls of dining. Turducken!  Also available in 'ham'. |
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| Author: | MrPSB [ Mon Apr 09, 2012 13:50 ] |
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TURDucken |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Mon Apr 09, 2012 14:26 ] |
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*says same joke about what Ryu cries when curling out a blind eel* |
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| Author: | BikNorton [ Mon Apr 09, 2012 17:05 ] |
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Home made seven bird plus black pudding roast for Christmas lunch was fucking amazing. Also we put at least half of it in the freezer, in easy meaty meal slices. I won't be rushing to pizza hut but... Well, that Japanese one is kind of tempting to try when we're there. |
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| Author: | Plissken [ Mon Apr 09, 2012 22:46 ] |
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metalangel wrote: Turducken! Man, that Goatse gets everywhere. |
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| Author: | WTB [ Mon Apr 09, 2012 22:59 ] |
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| Author: | BikNorton [ Tue Apr 10, 2012 10:42 ] |
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Helen says I'm definitely not having that Japanese monstrosity while we're there. |
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| Author: | Cavey [ Tue Apr 10, 2012 10:46 ] |
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Have to agree with WTB here - these all look rather barf-tastic to my eyes. 
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| Author: | BikNorton [ Tue Apr 10, 2012 11:16 ] |
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One of my specific goals is to eat the 3.9m-leg-span spider crab that gives me the heebie jeebies. May as well double up on the horrors while I'm there. Christ, I ate chicken knuckles* last time I was there. How much worse can a pizza get than that? * Well, a chicken knuckle. |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Tue Apr 10, 2012 11:20 ] |
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I remember being surprised by the chunks of boiled potato on the pizza we had in Tokyo. I wonder if they thought we were Irish? |
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| Author: | kalmar [ Tue Apr 10, 2012 11:22 ] |
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I put potato on pizza. |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Tue Apr 10, 2012 11:25 ] |
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Do you dive bomb US Naval bases too!!!!111111111 |
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| Author: | Doctor Glyndwr [ Tue Apr 10, 2012 12:17 ] |
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kalmar wrote: I put potato on pizza. So do I. It's not particularly uncommon. |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Tue Apr 10, 2012 12:22 ] |
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Yeah, for Solar Carrot botherers and the Welsh, maybe. |
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| Author: | Curiosity [ Tue Apr 10, 2012 13:45 ] |
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Doctor Glyndwr wrote: kalmar wrote: I put potato on pizza. So do I. It's not particularly uncommon. By what measure? I'd say it's uncommon, rare even. |
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| Author: | throughsilver [ Sun Apr 15, 2012 18:10 ] |
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kalmar wrote: Despite this, Pizza Hut is still ace due to unlimited free salad. I'm sure Pizza Hut is fine, if you don't eat their pizzas. |
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| Author: | Trooper [ Sun Apr 15, 2012 18:40 ] |
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Curiosity wrote: Doctor Glyndwr wrote: kalmar wrote: I put potato on pizza. So do I. It's not particularly uncommon. By what measure? I'd say it's uncommon, rare even. Considering I had never heard of such an abomination till now, i'd say it's pretty rare too!
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| Author: | Bobbyaro [ Sun Apr 15, 2012 20:09 ] |
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You've never had a kebab and chip pizza? |
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| Author: | Trooper [ Sun Apr 15, 2012 20:27 ] |
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Bobbyaro wrote: You've never had a kebab and chip pizza? Nope, never been in a shop that sells them. |
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| Author: | Dimrill [ Sun Apr 15, 2012 20:28 ] |
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Chip... pizza? Is the crust stuffed with rice? |
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| Author: | Curiosity [ Sun Apr 15, 2012 20:54 ] |
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My wife's brother was in Italy and tried to order and pizza and chips. His Italian was not great, and he got a pizza with chips on it, and some very confused looks from various Italians. |
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| Author: | Doctor Glyndwr [ Sun Apr 15, 2012 23:10 ] |
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Colleague of mine has a place near him that does a chicken tikka pizza made with a naan bread base. I think this may be post-pub genius. |
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| Author: | devilman [ Sun Apr 15, 2012 23:18 ] |
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Doctor Glyndwr wrote: Colleague of mine has a place near him that does a chicken tikka pizza made with a naan bread base. I think this may be post-pub genius. My current favourite is Doner meat pizza. I try not to think of the calories involved though. |
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| Author: | Dimrill [ Sun Apr 15, 2012 23:21 ] |
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devilman wrote: My current favourite is Doner meat pizza. Jesus Christ! Cannibal! |
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| Author: | throughsilver [ Sun Apr 15, 2012 23:26 ] |
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Dimrill wrote: devilman wrote: My current favourite is Doner meat pizza. Jesus Christ! Cannibal! Not such a successful Andrew Lloyd Webber musical. |
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