Bread lands butter side down, cats always land on their feet. I'm sure you're all aware of the possibility of attaching a piece of buttered bread to a cat's back thus creating a perpetually spinning device, but, the question is, is the bread important? Would simply applying butter to a cat's back cause the same effect?

I think it might be... if you drop a tub of butter on the floor it doesn't necessarily land butter down, so the bread must be influencing something?

apparently defrosting a single slice of bread on a warm day takes FOUR HOURS, or so I am reliably misinformed.

Here is my proposed experiment:

1) make möbius strip of bread
2) toast möbius bread
3) butter the only side of the möbius toast
4) drop buttered möbius toast

Prediction: universe implodes.

render his hardon

It's probably quicker to use a microwave.

Not as much as you'd think - a single slice of bread will defrost in 10-15 minutes* when left on the worktop, and microwaves only effectively agitate liquid-state water molecules, so you've got to wait for it to start defrosting naturally before the microwaves can kick in properly anyway, and a slice of bread is shallow and uniformly frozen which is important for a reason I can't quite put my finger on just now.

But anyway, microwave defrosting is very risky business because when it does finally take off it quickly goes past "defrosted bread" to "ew cardboard," particularly in low-slice-multiple quantities.

* 4 hours WOT

Mmm, toast.

And with this I conclude that this is yet another disagreement which I have proved victorious in.

I said single slice, warm day: 10 minutes seconds.

Instead of using buttered toast, consider using toasted (on one side only) butter.

Bread lands butter side down, cats always land on their feet. I'm sure you're all aware of the possibility of attaching a piece of buttered bread to a cat's back thus creating a perpetually spinning device, but, the question is, is the bread important? Would simply applying butter to a cat's back cause the same effect?

Why is the cat so important? It be much easier just to butter both sides of the toast.

Who cares? If it makes a spinning cat you could stick a dynamo up it's arse & generate electricity!

Wonder if they'd let us patent that?

This relies on the premise that toast always lands butter side down.

For the banishment of further amusement I must emphatically state that it does not.

Washing your car will not end a drought.

Get a time cube, right, and then fill it with 0-dimensional butter.

Imagine yourself buttered, on a big sheet of rubber...

Is the time cube made of bread?

Is it toasted?

Is it buttered?

Is the cat both alive and dead at the same time?

Are the inside surfaces buttered?

You leave too many questions.