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Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5977

For a second i thought that zombie on the left had a *MASSIVE* dong.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Jan 13, 2021 21:08

You failed your percepdong check.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Wed Jan 13, 2021 21:38

The withdrawal is hitting hard today. When's our next hit?

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Wed Jan 13, 2021 22:02

Monday.

Kern · **Posted:** Wed Jan 13, 2021 22:05

Go for the new Scout badge!

Never had that in my day...

sdg · **Posted:** Wed Jan 13, 2021 23:06

Dimrill wrote:

The withdrawal is hitting hard today. When's our next hit?

The advantage of being the DM! When I get withdrawals, I get to do some prep for the next session.
Was also thinking about prepping a one shot so that if I ever get a spare weekend evening I could organise a one off game. It’s the DM equivalent of when a player makes endless characters they’re not going to have time to use.

sdg · **Posted:** Wed Jan 13, 2021 23:13

Kern wrote:

Go for the new Scout badge!

Never had that in my day...

I love this, such a great idea.

sdg · **Posted:** Thu Jan 14, 2021 12:17

Can we amend the time on Monday night please? Jen is back on shifts and will be backshift so I'll be putting the kids to bed alone. 8pm ok? Are people free to stay on a little later to make up for the late start?

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Jan 14, 2021 12:44

That's kind of when we start anyway

But yeah, fine. Happy to play 8 til 12 like you say :kiss:

myp · **Posted:** Thu Jan 14, 2021 13:52

Happy with 8-10:30 as long as it’s a hard stop then. We’ve pretty much been doing that anyway.

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5977

Start at 8 and then power through 'til dawn? Sounds good to me!

myp · **Posted:** Thu Jan 14, 2021 14:48

Any other day and I’d be able to go later, but Sal does an early shift every Tues

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Jan 14, 2021 14:50

Get some quieter dice.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Jan 14, 2021 16:06

Aldi have restocked my Druid Juice!

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5977

Living just down the road from the wonderful town of Glastonbury, I can confirm that "Druid Juice" is actually a 3 litre bottle of high-strength cider that you drink on a bench sat between someone playing the bongos and someone wearing a top hat and bronze-effect googles.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Jan 14, 2021 16:45

I'm not sharing mine.

myp · **Posted:** Thu Jan 14, 2021 17:24

Zardoz wrote:

Get some quieter dice.

It’s more my loud booming wizard voice and the fact I drive her to work

sdg · **Posted:** Fri Jan 15, 2021 0:21

Just saw this article on Facebook and loved this bit:

Quote:

If there is one thing we GMs love the most is when we can just shut up, lean back, and hear the players roleplaying between themselves for a while. As a player, don’t be scared to do this. There’s a high chance your GM would love it.

Bonus points because it also gives me a chance to start prepping for the next scene in the background.

myp · **Posted:** Fri Jan 15, 2021 0:23

So more flavour and role-playing stuff? Got it!

Dimrill · **Posted:** Fri Jan 15, 2021 0:25

sdg wrote:

Just saw this article on Facebook and loved this bit:

Quote:

If there is one thing we GMs love the most is when we can just shut up, lean back, and hear the players roleplaying between themselves for a while. As a player, don’t be scared to do this. There’s a high chance your GM would love it.

Bonus points because it also gives me a chance to start prepping for the next scene in the background.

And scheming. Don't forget the scheming!

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Jan 15, 2021 10:16

Next sessions talk will be 80% based on how the party can use Shuu's new cape to our advantage.

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5977

Prepare for Ivo's 2 hour rambling sermon on the finer points of Xunt's theology!

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Jan 15, 2021 10:30

Squirt wrote:

Prepare for Ivo's 2 hour rambling sermon on the finer points of Xunt's theology!

*sharpens Moonbeam*

sdg · **Posted:** Fri Jan 15, 2021 22:09

Nice weapon doodle!

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Dimrill · **Posted:** Fri Jan 15, 2021 23:46

I've got the D&DTs.

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5977

I am going to object in *the strongest possible manner* to that doodle's depiction of a rapier!

krazywookie · **Posted:** Sat Jan 16, 2021 0:23

Squirt wrote:

I am going to object in *the strongest possible manner* to that doodle's depiction of a rapier!

Same, that's clearly a Falchion

sdg · **Posted:** Sat Jan 16, 2021 0:24

Squirt wrote:

I am going to object in *the strongest possible manner* to that doodle's depiction of a rapier!

Aw yeah, it looks more like a scimitar but then they’ve drawn a different scimitar as well ?:|

sdg · **Posted:** Sat Jan 16, 2021 0:25

krazywookie wrote:

Squirt wrote:

I am going to object in *the strongest possible manner* to that doodle's depiction of a rapier!

Same, that's clearly a Falchion

Hey, nice sword knowledge! I’ve been wondering what a Falchion looks like because one of the PCs in critical role has one as his main weapon.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Sat Jan 16, 2021 0:27

sdg wrote:

I’ve been wondering what a Falchion

I believe it involves a straw.

krazywookie · **Posted:** Sat Jan 16, 2021 0:29

Thanks! A campaign on "dnd is for nerds" had me googling weapons.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Sat Jan 16, 2021 0:32

No dart?! Pah!

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5977

If you're ever in the mood for.some good sword / armour porn, i recommend the Wallace Collection. So much shininess!
FALCHION:

Dimrill · **Posted:** Sat Jan 16, 2021 0:39

Zardoz wrote:

No dart?! Pah!

Clear the smeg out your eyes grandad. It's there and bigger than a dagger, for some reason.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Sat Jan 16, 2021 1:07

I'm thinking a net might be useful at some point.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Sat Jan 16, 2021 1:29

I wanna buy some manacles. I don't trust this "wizard" that's glomped onto We.

myp · **Posted:** Sat Jan 16, 2021 8:58

One day you’re going to lose me

sdg · **Posted:** Sat Jan 16, 2021 9:55

Squirt wrote:

If you're ever in the mood for.some good sword / armour porn, i recommend the Wallace Collection. So much shininess!
FALCHION:

Love this!

Do you ever watch Forged in Fire. I’m so fascinated by it.

sdg · **Posted:** Sat Jan 16, 2021 10:07

I bought myself a wee early birthday present. A book with loads of rollable tables to help with world building and improv.

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Zardoz · **Posted:** Sat Jan 16, 2021 15:24

Dimrill wrote:

Zardoz wrote:

No dart?! Pah!

Clear the smeg out your eyes grandad. It's there and bigger than a dagger, for some reason.

That’s why it didn’t be seeable.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Sat Jan 16, 2021 15:34

Zardoz wrote:

Dimrill wrote:

Zardoz wrote:

No dart?! Pah!

Clear the smeg out your eyes grandad. It's there and bigger than a dagger, for some reason.

That’s why it didn’t be seeable.

Yeah you've gone all rheumy eyed. Haven't you got some goblins to chase off your lawn?

Zardoz · **Posted:** Sat Jan 16, 2021 15:46

No.

They’re all dead.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Sat Jan 16, 2021 16:01

When Ivo gives me some allowance I think I’m going to get a bow and some arrows too. Wood elf means I’m proficient in their usage so might be good in certain situations. And we might find a magic bow at some point, eh?

Dimrill · **Posted:** Sat Jan 16, 2021 16:40

Pity you didn't pick up one at our mansion of might.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Sat Jan 16, 2021 18:16

Oooh did the armoury cave in or summat?

Dimrill · **Posted:** Sat Jan 16, 2021 20:13

Well if it hasn't, it might be a good way to fund our rebuild.

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5977

If you transform into something that might reasonably a bow and arrow, such as some sort of gibbon or baboon, are you still proficient?

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5977

sdg wrote:

Do you ever watch Forged in Fire. I’m so fascinated by it.

Sadly not! I've never had the correct channels at the same time as remembering I want to watch it!

I do know a blacksmith though, who makes luvverly stuff

Zardoz · **Posted:** Sun Jan 17, 2021 0:30

Squirt wrote:

If you transform into something that might reasonably a bow and arrow, such as some sort of gibbon or baboon, are you still proficient?

Not sure... there’s a certain level where I can use spells while wild shaped so I guess it’s a possibility.

Be nice also to BE Great Grey Wolf Sif* and jump all over everyone with a Great Sword in my mouth. :metul:

*Dark Souls boss

myp · **Posted:** Sun Jan 17, 2021 0:54

You can only unlearn and learn spells after a long rest, right? I think it’s time to shake things up a bit. Some of mine are a bit stale.

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