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 Post subject: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
PostPosted: Wed Jan 13, 2021 20:27 
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For a second i thought that zombie on the left had a *MASSIVE* dong.


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 Post subject: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
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You failed your percepdong check.

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 Post subject: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
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The withdrawal is hitting hard today. When's our next hit?

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 Post subject: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
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 Post subject: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
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Go for the new Scout badge!

Never had that in my day...


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 Post subject: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
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The withdrawal is hitting hard today. When's our next hit?

The advantage of being the DM! When I get withdrawals, I get to do some prep for the next session.
Was also thinking about prepping a one shot so that if I ever get a spare weekend evening I could organise a one off game. It’s the DM equivalent of when a player makes endless characters they’re not going to have time to use.


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 Post subject: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
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Never had that in my day...

I love this, such a great idea.


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 Post subject: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
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Can we amend the time on Monday night please? Jen is back on shifts and will be backshift so I'll be putting the kids to bed alone. 8pm ok? Are people free to stay on a little later to make up for the late start?


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 Post subject: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
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That's kind of when we start anyway :p

But yeah, fine. Happy to play 8 til 12 like you say :kiss:

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Happy with 8-10:30 as long as it’s a hard stop then. We’ve pretty much been doing that anyway.

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 Post subject: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
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Start at 8 and then power through 'til dawn? Sounds good to me!


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 Post subject: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
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Any other day and I’d be able to go later, but Sal does an early shift every Tues :(

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 Post subject: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
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Get some quieter dice.

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 Post subject: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
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Aldi have restocked my Druid Juice!

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 Post subject: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
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Living just down the road from the wonderful town of Glastonbury, I can confirm that "Druid Juice" is actually a 3 litre bottle of high-strength cider that you drink on a bench sat between someone playing the bongos and someone wearing a top hat and bronze-effect googles.


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 Post subject: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
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 Post subject: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
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Zardoz wrote:
Get some quieter dice.

It’s more my loud booming wizard voice and the fact I drive her to work

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 Post subject: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
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Just saw this article on Facebook and loved this bit:
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If there is one thing we GMs love the most is when we can just shut up, lean back, and hear the players roleplaying between themselves for a while. As a player, don’t be scared to do this. There’s a high chance your GM would love it.

Bonus points because it also gives me a chance to start prepping for the next scene in the background.


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 Post subject: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
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So more flavour and role-playing stuff? Got it!

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 Post subject: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
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sdg wrote:
Just saw this article on Facebook and loved this bit:
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If there is one thing we GMs love the most is when we can just shut up, lean back, and hear the players roleplaying between themselves for a while. As a player, don’t be scared to do this. There’s a high chance your GM would love it.

Bonus points because it also gives me a chance to start prepping for the next scene in the background.


And scheming. Don't forget the scheming!

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 Post subject: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
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Next sessions talk will be 80% based on how the party can use Shuu's new cape to our advantage.

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Prepare for Ivo's 2 hour rambling sermon on the finer points of Xunt's theology!


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 Post subject: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
PostPosted: Fri Jan 15, 2021 10:30 
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Prepare for Ivo's 2 hour rambling sermon on the finer points of Xunt's theology!

*sharpens Moonbeam*

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 Post subject: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
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Nice weapon doodle!

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 Post subject: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
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I've got the D&DTs.

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 Post subject: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
PostPosted: Sat Jan 16, 2021 0:21 
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I am going to object in *the strongest possible manner* to that doodle's depiction of a rapier!


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 Post subject: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
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I am going to object in *the strongest possible manner* to that doodle's depiction of a rapier!

Same, that's clearly a Falchion


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I am going to object in *the strongest possible manner* to that doodle's depiction of a rapier!

Aw yeah, it looks more like a scimitar but then they’ve drawn a different scimitar as well ?:|


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I am going to object in *the strongest possible manner* to that doodle's depiction of a rapier!

Same, that's clearly a Falchion

Hey, nice sword knowledge! I’ve been wondering what a Falchion looks like because one of the PCs in critical role has one as his main weapon.


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 Post subject: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
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I’ve been wondering what a Falchion


I believe it involves a straw.

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 Post subject: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
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Thanks! A campaign on "dnd is for nerds" had me googling weapons.


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 Post subject: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
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No dart?! Pah!

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 Post subject: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
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If you're ever in the mood for.some good sword / armour porn, i recommend the Wallace Collection. So much shininess!
FALCHION:


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 Post subject: Re: Dungeons and Dragons
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No dart?! Pah!


Clear the smeg out your eyes grandad. It's there and bigger than a dagger, for some reason.

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I wanna buy some manacles. I don't trust this "wizard" that's glomped onto We.

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Squirt wrote:
If you're ever in the mood for.some good sword / armour porn, i recommend the Wallace Collection. So much shininess!
FALCHION:

Love this!

Do you ever watch Forged in Fire. I’m so fascinated by it.


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I bought myself a wee early birthday present. A book with loads of rollable tables to help with world building and improv.

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No dart?! Pah!


Clear the smeg out your eyes grandad. It's there and bigger than a dagger, for some reason.

That’s why it didn’t be seeable.

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No dart?! Pah!


Clear the smeg out your eyes grandad. It's there and bigger than a dagger, for some reason.

That’s why it didn’t be seeable.


Yeah you've gone all rheumy eyed. Haven't you got some goblins to chase off your lawn?

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No.

They’re all dead.

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When Ivo gives me some allowance I think I’m going to get a bow and some arrows too. Wood elf means I’m proficient in their usage so might be good in certain situations. And we might find a magic bow at some point, eh?

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Pity you didn't pick up one at our mansion of might.

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Oooh did the armoury cave in or summat?

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Well if it hasn't, it might be a good way to fund our rebuild.

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If you transform into something that might reasonably a bow and arrow, such as some sort of gibbon or baboon, are you still proficient?


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Do you ever watch Forged in Fire. I’m so fascinated by it.

Sadly not! I've never had the correct channels at the same time as remembering I want to watch it!

I do know a blacksmith though, who makes luvverly stuff


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If you transform into something that might reasonably a bow and arrow, such as some sort of gibbon or baboon, are you still proficient?

Not sure... there’s a certain level where I can use spells while wild shaped so I guess it’s a possibility.

Be nice also to BE Great Grey Wolf Sif* and jump all over everyone with a Great Sword in my mouth. :metul:

*Dark Souls boss

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You can only unlearn and learn spells after a long rest, right? I think it’s time to shake things up a bit. Some of mine are a bit stale.

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