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DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38504

Zardoz wrote:

Most definately. You should have it with cheese sauce and yard of pale ale.

But what *type* of cheese...

don't answer that.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Jul 01, 2009 11:34

Babybel, natch.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38504

Zardoz wrote:

Babybel, natch.

Well, obv!

Mini?

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Jul 01, 2009 11:49

If you want to talk about eating my cock any more we need to discuss money.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Jul 01, 2009 11:50

Zardoz wrote:

If you want to talk about eating my cock any more we need to discuss money.

Yes, so you can bribe me into not banning you both.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38504

Zardoz wrote:

If you want to talk about eating my cock any more we need to discuss money.

Pah, if it was worth it, I'd have a free sample.

And written testimony from a expert.

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

Malabar Front wrote:

Cheers, guys. I'll let her know.

Is it just me who feels incredibly bad when someone you know buys something that doesn't work as expected? I always feel a personal onus to resolve the matter, for some reason.

My mum once bought my brother a remote control car with a controller which looked thorugh the box like a standard 2 stick variety. Unfortunately, upon opening on Christmas day it was actually a 'one button press and it reverses while turning' type. He was really happy with it, I was absolutely gutted for her.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

I'm doing some terms of hire for a client, and I've been looking at other similar organisations' terms just to see what's around. The terms and conditions for hire of the Natural History Museum for events has a rather peculiar list of things that are not permitted:

Pyrotechnics including glitter cannons
Fire eaters
Bucking broncos
Giant jenga
Helium balloons.

And that's it.

Given that things tend to get added to terms and conditions after they've had a problem with them, I can only assume someone had one *hell* of a party...

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Jul 01, 2009 12:42

Mr Chris wrote:

glitter cannons

Ew

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Jul 01, 2009 12:46

Grim... wrote:

Mr Chris wrote:

The Koolasaurus?

Ooh! Where can I buy one of those?

Ahem!

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Sorry sorry sorry - I'll check in the morning when he's awake and I can get in his room.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Jul 01, 2009 13:41

I've attached it to your signature to remind you.

Kern · **Posted:** Wed Jul 01, 2009 13:43

Mr Chris wrote:

Sorry sorry sorry - I'll check in the morning when he's awake and I can get in his room.

You're planning to steal your own kid's toys?

Malabelm · **Posted:** Wed Jul 01, 2009 13:44

Mr. Chris's Signature wrote:

Whilst thinking of NWA

I saw some graffiti on a wall yesterday, saying NWAC. I had great fun thinking what it could mean, before ending happily with 'Niggers With Animal Crossing'.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Jul 01, 2009 13:44

Kern wrote:

Mr Chris wrote:

Sorry sorry sorry - I'll check in the morning when he's awake and I can get in his room.

You're planning to steal your own kid's toys?

Worse - his own kid's clothes!

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Hey - I paid for it.

GazChap · **Posted:** Wed Jul 01, 2009 14:14

I've just had most of my hair cut off.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Wed Jul 01, 2009 14:22

GazChap wrote:

I've just had most of my hair cut off.

This is called common sense in this weather. Perfect time to "do a Pedro".

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Jul 01, 2009 14:23

Dimrill wrote:

GazChap wrote:

I've just had most of my hair cut off.

This is called common sense in this weather. Perfect time to "do a Pedro".

Vote for him?

Malabelm · **Posted:** Wed Jul 01, 2009 14:28

Dimrill wrote:

This is called common sense in this weather. Perfect time to "do a Pedro".

It's true. I need a haircut, and I'm melting.

myp · **Posted:** Wed Jul 01, 2009 14:29

I haven't had my hair cut in about two months and I've got to wait another two weeks. Bah.

Picston_Shottle · **Joined:** 5th Feb, 2009 **Posts:** 35

Is this the thread where you post random good stuff and bad stuff?

I've just been offered a job in Hong Kong!

(That's good stuff, in case there was any uncertainty)

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Doing what?

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32619

Picston_Shottle wrote:

Is this the thread where you post random good stuff and bad stuff?

Yeah, pretty much.

Quote:

I've just been offered a job in Hong Kong!

Congrats!

Malabelm · **Posted:** Wed Jul 01, 2009 14:42

Picston_Shottle wrote:

I've just been offered a job in Hong Kong!

Nice one, chap. Also, welcome aboard.

Can you go to SuperUFO and get everybody's Ghostbusters games for them? Ta.

devilman · **Posted:** Wed Jul 01, 2009 14:55

Picston_Shottle wrote:

Is this the thread where you post random good stuff and bad stuff?

I've just been offered a job in Hong Kong!

(That's good stuff, in case there was any uncertainty)

Good things* happen to Beteo forum posters.

*the bad things are not our fault.

Picston_Shottle · **Joined:** 5th Feb, 2009 **Posts:** 35

Craster wrote:

Doing what?

Regional Manager for Asia Pacific - essentially, I'l be managing a team of business analysts and project managing different things we have going on in the region.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Jul 01, 2009 14:59

Picston_Shottle wrote:

I've just been offered a job in Hong Kong!

Congrats, man. Are you going to take it?
My family is originally from Hong Kong, my mother was the first one to leave "You bring shame upon us with your western husband!".

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Sounds good to me!

Picston_Shottle · **Joined:** 5th Feb, 2009 **Posts:** 35

Malabar Front wrote:

Picston_Shottle wrote:

I've just been offered a job in Hong Kong!

Nice one, chap. Also, welcome aboard.

Can you go to SuperUFO and get everybody's Ghostbusters games for them? Ta.

I'm in HK at the moment, actually. Dunno what SuperUFO is, though.

Kern · **Posted:** Wed Jul 01, 2009 15:01

Hello Picston_Shottle!

Welcome to the party - the band are taking requests.

Congrats on your new job!

Malabelm · **Posted:** Wed Jul 01, 2009 15:03

Picston_Shottle wrote:

I'm in HK at the moment, actually. Dunno what SuperUFO is, though.

It's some sort of HK business dealing with exporting games etc., and they seem to have riddled a few of our board members (not me, mind!) out of their cash at the moment. I blame Lewie.

Picston_Shottle · **Joined:** 5th Feb, 2009 **Posts:** 35

Grim... wrote:

Picston_Shottle wrote:

I've just been offered a job in Hong Kong!

Congrats, man. Are you going to take it?
My family is originally from Hong Kong, my mother was the first one to leave "You bring shame upon us with your western husband!".

Too right I am! I love HK.

Plus, it'll mean a pretty good payrise, most of which will be eaten up by the obscene cost of accomodation, but there you go. Cost of living is pretty low if you take accomodation out of the equation. And I'll get a housing allowance, anyway.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Malabar Front wrote:

they seem to have riddled a few of our board members (not me, mind!) out of their cash at the moment

"Answer my questions three, and a refund I will give to thee"

Malabelm · **Posted:** Wed Jul 01, 2009 15:12

Craster wrote:

"Answer my questions three, and a refund I will give to thee"

nickachu · **Posted:** Wed Jul 01, 2009 15:12

Picston_Shottle wrote:

I've just been offered a job in Hong Kong!

Congrats!

At least some people are getting jobs

KovacsC · **Posted:** Wed Jul 01, 2009 15:13

Craster wrote:

Malabar Front wrote:

they seem to have riddled a few of our board members (not me, mind!) out of their cash at the moment

"Answer my questions three, and a refund I will give to thee"

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Jul 01, 2009 15:14

nickachu wrote:

At least some people are getting jobs

Maybe you can have his old one, man.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Jul 01, 2009 15:15

The aircon at work is back on!

KovacsC · **Posted:** Wed Jul 01, 2009 15:15

myp wrote:

I haven't had my hair cut in about two months and I've got to wait another two weeks. Bah.

Hippie

nickachu · **Posted:** Wed Jul 01, 2009 15:15

Grim... wrote:

nickachu wrote:

At least some people are getting jobs

Maybe you can have his old one, man.

But I'm nowhere near Hong Kong!

KovacsC · **Posted:** Wed Jul 01, 2009 15:16

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/06/30 ... land_jobs/

Not happy days

myp · **Posted:** Wed Jul 01, 2009 15:17

Kovacs Caprios wrote:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/06/30/hp_ireland_jobs/

Not happy days

HP aren't outsaucing, are they?

Malabelm · **Posted:** Wed Jul 01, 2009 15:18

myp wrote:

HP aren't outsaucing, are they?

I fucking hate you, Myp.

myp · **Posted:** Wed Jul 01, 2009 15:19

Malabar Front wrote:

I fucking hate you, Myp.

You don't know how ecstatic I was when I found out it wasn't posted in the Norman Tebbitt thread.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Kovacs Caprios wrote:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/06/30/hp_ireland_jobs/

Not happy days

That sucks. Is that likely to apply to you, too? We didn't get a payrise this year, and I very much doubt we'll get one next year.

kalmar · **Posted:** Wed Jul 01, 2009 15:22

Malabar Front wrote:

myp wrote:

HP aren't outsaucing, are they?

I fucking hate you, Myp.

I'm telling Daddy.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Wed Jul 01, 2009 15:23

Craster wrote:

Kovacs Caprios wrote:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/06/30/hp_ireland_jobs/

Not happy days

That sucks. Is that likely to apply to you, too? We didn't get a payrise this year, and I very much doubt we'll get one next year.

Yup had the email, goint to be a hard decision...

Wullie · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 6183

kalmar wrote:

Malabar Front wrote:

myp wrote:

HP aren't outsaucing, are they?

I fucking hate you, Myp.

I'm telling Daddy.

I hope he's been training, he couldn't ketchup last time he chased us.

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Jul 01, 2009 15:30

Kovacs Caprios wrote:

Craster wrote:

Kovacs Caprios wrote:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/06/30/hp_ireland_jobs/

Not happy days

That sucks. Is that likely to apply to you, too? We didn't get a payrise this year, and I very much doubt we'll get one next year.

Yup had the email, goint to be a hard decision...

What happens if you say "no"?

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