Be Excellent To Each Other

What is wrong with you people?

Weak arms.

Today my tits hurt. Stupid being old. And unfit.

Okay, I did a manly seventeen sixteen and a half.
I had to stop not because my arms hurt, but because my neck hurt

Does anyone else get this? I can't help but tense my neck muscles really hard when I'm doing press ups.

Your head is quite heavy yknow. If you didn't lift it with your neck, you'd thud on the floor with every press.

I'm glad its not just me that's in pain.

...

Are you telling me that I, the 9 1/2 stone, runt, tea-total, vegan, hippy bastard of the forum can do more MANLY push-ups than anyone else here?!*

You lot fail as men; you should all be ashamed of yourselves!



Quick, ban throughsilver, please! Give me my moment!

EDIT: Also, I did my initial test on Wednesday morning, when on Tuesday evening I had spent 4 hours rock climbing, so, fully rested, I could probably do more than 40.

Just saying, like.

I think you'll have to fight kalmar for the hippy bastard title.

BRING IT ON!

He can beat Kovacs at arm wrestling and everything.

Anyway, I've seen kalmar arm-wrestle. He's clearly a massive jock!*

Obviously in the macho sense, not in the Scottish sense as he's clearly just pretending (badly) to be the latter...

EDIT: Yep, what Dave said

I prefer to express myself through non-violent means

But yeah I did totally beat Kovacs.

Surely the fact you weigh next to nothing and do climbing means you have good upper body strength, and would be good at push ups?

He's got anti-grav-magnets in his ear lobes.

Nope, it's simply because I am TEH MOST MANLY MAN ON THE WHOLE FORUM RRRAARRGGGHH!!! *flexes muscles*

After this challenge I suggest the next one shall be cage fighting - I'll kick all your asses!

stop out-manning us pupil!

It has made my week that in this MAN test I have OUT-MANNED Grim...

Cage fight next, seriously Grim..., you're going DOWN!

It's the BUTCHER'S DOG versus GRIM... DADDY!

i did 20 and im crap at them

I did 22 of them. Did everyone else's shoulders make a lot of crunching sounds? I sounded like one of my cats eating a bowlful of biscuits.

I did another 14 million today. WHILE strapping it to my forehead and garotting Rodafowa with my floppy cock shaft and having the biggest shit in the world.

No, but I have to do them on my fists, as my wrists click (and ache afterwards) otherwise.

I suggest you wear a lead coat and try again

"Achievement Unlocked"

If you have and weight-training kit, do them holding onto a pair of dumbells on the floor. That way, your wrists stay straight.

Or grab something like this: http://www.play.com/Gadgets/Gadgets/4-/ ... cat:Health

You people use your arms?

I'm soft but game. Don't underestimate the damage a game cunt can inflict on a hard push uperer. Watch your step.

Are we still talking about press-ups?

Dunno. I'm soft on all counts at the mo? Used to be able to knock 60 odd proper push ups out a short while ago.