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 Post subject: Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread
PostPosted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 12:49 
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I must admit, I'm never 'freaked out' by people's sexual peccadilloes, antics, preferences or practices, of consenting adults at least, merely bemused/amused at worst, taking every available opportunity to make a childish, schoolboy, toilet-humour gag wherever possible as well, naturally. :D

Hey, some of this stuff would never even occur to me at all, let alone my actually giving it a go. But there again, that may well be due to my lack of imagination, inclination or just because I'm a boring bastard in the sack? Frankly, I think "just good old fashioned sex" is pretty damn good. :D

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 Post subject: Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread
PostPosted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 13:22 
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Yeah, torrent sites have a "piss, puke, scat" section for a reason. Keeping Perkies busy.


Yuck! I'm not into any of that! :spew:

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Just the prolapsing and fart sniffing.

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 Post subject: Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread
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Just the prolapsing and fart sniffing.

Things I don't need to be reminded of: Perkies prolapsing squirt porn.


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 Post subject: Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread
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Just the prolapsing and fart sniffing.

Things I don't need to be reminded of: Perkies prolapsing squirt porn.

Image :?:

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There was talk of some ungodly prolapse to gape docking.

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 Post subject: Re: Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread
PostPosted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 14:31 
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Mrs. W did want to try her hand at aiming Percy at the porcelain once, just out of curiosity.

Hands down the freakiest thing I've seen in this thread so far. POTW candidate purely for the WTF-factor when quoted out of context.

I didn't think it was all that freaky. I'm sure lots of females would like to have a go at that.


It's really not that freaky. I'm more freaked out by EBG than I am by anyone else in here...

I think it's more like a 'I'll show you mine if you show me yours' type of thing. In this case, anyway, as it was just a one time thing. Curiosity was satisfied and no further exploration took place. And we were only teenagers at the time.

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Warhead wrote:
Curiosity was satisfied and no further exploration took place.


:o

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Curiosity was satisfied and no further exploration took place.


:o

I meant in terms of pointing Percy, not anything else, just in case you were under the impression that sexy times came to an end after that episode.

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There was talk of some ungodly prolapse to gape docking.

And some foolish person looked at the videos. Wasn't me though because I'm sensib.


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Warhead wrote:
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Curiosity was satisfied and no further exploration took place.


:o

I meant in terms of pointing Percy, not anything else, just in case you were under the impression that sexy times came to an end after that episode.


Mate, I'm talking about Curiosity the Beexer. :D

Still, if you have to explain a joke etc.... I'll fetch my coat.

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Captain Caveman wrote:
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Captain Caveman wrote:
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Curiosity was satisfied and no further exploration took place.


:o

I meant in terms of pointing Percy, not anything else, just in case you were under the impression that sexy times came to an end after that episode.


Mate, I'm talking about Curiosity the Beexer. :D

Still, if you have to explain a joke etc.... I'll fetch my coat.

:belm:

Sorry, a bit slow on the uptake today.

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"That's WATERSPORTS!" squealed Mrs Meaty, appalled at the thought of the lady aiming the man's parts into the toilet so he can pee.

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 Post subject: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread
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I'd do that, if only to let them find out for themselves that the direction you point it doesn't necessarily correlate with the direction the pee decides to come out.


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Especially post-coital.

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The "pipe cleaner".

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Captain Caveman wrote:
Warhead wrote:
Curiosity was satisfied and no further exploration took place.


:o


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 Post subject: Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread
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Malabelm wrote:
I'd do that, if only to let them find out for themselves that the direction you point it doesn't necessarily correlate with the direction the pee decides to come out.

:this:

And I don't know if I'd really class it as watersports as neither I nor she wanted me to widdle on her.

*looks up definition on Widdlepedia: Urolagnia (also urophilia, undinism, golden shower and watersports) is a paraphilia in which sexual excitement is associated with the sight or thought of urine or urination.*

Looks like it was after all, but like a lot of sports, we gave up on it very quickly.

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Hang on... teenagers? You must've been fretting about whether she'd douse your brothel creepers and loons then. Did you at least hold your kipper tie out of the way?

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Indeed. Nothing worse than soggy flares flapping about yer ankles. But brothel creepers were even before MY time. And I only wore the kippers for work.

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That's your favourite joke ever, isn't it?

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 Post subject: Re: The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread
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All NSFW:

Talented

WHEN SUDDENLY!

Her off the BT adverts

Oh yeah, that's why he married her

Happy

HOORAY FOR GRADIENTS!

Wow

This is a good spot, let me get out my tackle

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That's your favourite joke ever, isn't it?

It's in my top three.

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All very interesting images Angel. I wonder how you'd phrase the advert for a photoshoot asking for 10-15 women to lie naked in a circle.

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All very interesting images Angel. I wonder how you'd phrase the advert for a photoshoot asking for 10-15 women to lie naked in a circle.


Models required, money paid.

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The palest one (also biggest tits) seems to have inverted nipples :luv:

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metalangel wrote:
The palest one (also biggest tits) seems to have inverted nipples :luv:


Had a French girlfriend once with inverted nipples. When she stayed over, she'd get up before me and make a lovely breakfast.


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